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Sly 03-15-2012 11:41 AM

Dog owners
 
The amount of you that feel it's okay to not clean up after your dog takes a crap on another persons property or public property is disturbing.

I live on the ground floor of a complex. There is a sidewalk right in front of my office window. All day long, people parade their 20 lb shit boxes in front of my window, let them take a shit, and less than 20% clean up said shit.

Evil Chris 03-15-2012 11:47 AM

Put out a sign. "Pick up your animal's fecal matter"

PR_Glen 03-15-2012 11:49 AM

takes a special type of asshole to not clean that up.. it's becoming more common out my way for people to clean up there messes, which I am grateful for.

CurrentlySober 03-15-2012 11:51 AM

http://i.imgur.com/LpOg5.jpg

But only cause I am too fat to fit in a tutu... :(

pimpmaster9000 03-15-2012 02:30 PM

My dog took a MASSIVE dump at the entrance of a local barbers shop the other day LOL it was the biggest pile of shit you could imagine HAHAAHAHHAAHAHHA man the people in the shop gave me a "eat shit and die you asshole" look like it was my fault LOL...had to pick it up of course I'm no barbarian LOL

on the other hand if he takes a dump on grass and its not a park I leave it its compost IMO

erehwon 03-15-2012 03:53 PM

A small laminated sign saying 'Curb your dog' does wonders!

I have a dog and there has been a few times where I have left the offending turd where it sits, but only long enough to run home and bag that crap.

However I'll be honest, if the dog has a loose stool and its on the grass or craps less than a Canadian goose does, well there is no point in trying to pick that up.

Supz 03-15-2012 03:54 PM

im my community, the security always busts my balls about picking up after the dog (which I always do). They do this because I am young and have a pit mix. All the old farts with lap dogs NEVER pick up after there dog. I also hate when people let there dog piss right outside of the front door of my building. Its 10 steps to a walkway with grass. Why do they have to piss on the bricks right outside the door. Fucking hate that.

Sly 03-15-2012 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz (Post 18826174)
im my community, the security always busts my balls about picking up after the dog (which I always do). They do this because I am young and have a pit mix. All the old farts with lap dogs NEVER pick up after there dog. I also hate when people let there dog piss right outside of the front door of my building. Its 10 steps to a walkway with grass. Why do they have to piss on the bricks right outside the door. Fucking hate that.

I actually just wrote an e-mail to the office. I have turned into that guy!

Fuck it, I pay a lot of money for this place. I don't want to be looking at/smelling dog shit all day.

x-rate 03-15-2012 04:06 PM

When I walk out my dogs I always bring a roll of this: http://poopbags.ca/

So I leave nothing behind me!

Elli 03-15-2012 04:14 PM

and what's with people in the past couple years bagging the shit and then leaving THE BAG on the sidewalk or path? What the heck was the point of that??

Voodoo 03-15-2012 04:18 PM

- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue. :)

xNetworx 03-15-2012 04:25 PM

Take a dump right in front of them?

bronco67 03-15-2012 04:31 PM

I have a big problem at my local park, which is next to my house. There's a section that's covered with dog poop. There had to be about 30 piles today, in varying degrees of degradation. I have a suspicion its one person and they're new to the neighborhood, because it started to get bad suddenly.

What a rotten asshole, whoever it is.

RobertRK 03-15-2012 05:15 PM

I pick up my dogs poop. Every time. I always have a roll of bags on me. I will even pick up other dog's crap if it is near my place, for fear that people will think it's me leaving it, or that I will step on it later drunkenly. :)

It's the worst part of dog ownership, but you have to take the good with the bad in everything out there. I feel like people who don't pick up their dog shit are just trying to take the good without dealing with the bad. And I hate how it makes every dog owner look like an inconsiderate prick.

L-Pink 03-15-2012 05:19 PM

My HOA fines you $100 per occurrence. Three unpaid assessments and legal action is taken.

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chaze 03-15-2012 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18825595)
The amount of you that feel it's okay to not clean up after your dog takes a crap on another persons property or public property is disturbing.

I live on the ground floor of a complex. There is a sidewalk right in front of my office window. All day long, people parade their 20 lb shit boxes in front of my window, let them take a shit, and less than 20% clean up said shit.

These are the same people that tip like shit, don't wash their hands after pissing on them, and end up in shitty relationships and never know why.

clicker 03-17-2012 03:46 PM

Agreed. Another dog owner offence is not taking them for walks and thinking that free rome of a an apt or house is good enough.

bronco67 03-17-2012 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clicker (Post 18829793)
Agreed. Another dog owner offence is not taking them for walks and thinking that free rome of a an apt or house is good enough.

My next door neighbor who just moved out was there for 3 years. I saw his dog a total of 2 times. I'm always out with my Lab, so if I haven't seen you with your dog in my neighborhood, that means your dog is a prisoner inside your house. It's sad and I feel so bad for a dog who has to spend 10 hours a day alone, then doesn't even get to go outside for a walk.

people suck donkey dick.

Dvae 03-17-2012 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 18826225)
- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue. :)

haha the PA system sounds like the perfect solution.

papill0n 03-17-2012 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 18826225)
- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue. :)

:1orglaugh

it is a fucked thing to do though. people have no consideration. :2 cents:

DBS.US 03-17-2012 05:14 PM

Video all the people that don't pick it up, Mix the video with music with a dance beat, put it on Youtube.:upsidedow

rvn 03-17-2012 06:20 PM

my dog never pooes where is no sign that says "dogs can poo here", so i don't know what to say...

Black All Through 03-17-2012 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 18826225)
- Electric Fence
- Moat
- Siren when someone touches the grass
- PA system so you can yell at them from inside
- Have someone go pick the deuce up and fling it at them

Lots of ways to help aleviate this issue. :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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