Response from my Condo
 

My Association has shown my unit 6 times in 5 days after i declined to buy it, its getting annoying with no end in sight, so might as well have a little fun. So Today I left some things out and sent an email asking if they are going to keep showing it everyday.

Building Response:
Yes, we will be showing it until it sells. You can help us sell it quicker if you make it more presentable when we show it. Some of our buyers were a bit taken a back by the shotgun, shot glasses and empty vodka bottles that were left out on the kitchen table. That only means that we have to work harder to sell it and show it more to be honest. At the end of the day we just have to keep showing it until it sells.... That is our job. Sorry to have to inconvenience you.

lol priceless... gotta be some law against showing it that many times though.. add some used condoms douches, and enemas lying around in the bathrooms too.

Oh come on, you can do better than that. Where are the giant sex toys and the blow up Antonio Banderas doll? The chalk outline on the floor and police tape?

Somewhere out there is someone who is into drinking, shooting and getting a little kinky who will feel right at home there, you could be helping them make that sale!

Bath full of blood too. Might be a vampire being shown round.

LOL funny but on a serious note that sounds like a big pain in the ass. Why don't you either buy it or move out ?

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Depending on where you are there most likely are laws that prevent them from showing it so often. But most likely laws that prevent you from doing anything that would prevent the sale as well.

So be careful.

i am moving out in a few months anyways, might as well have a little fun.

A massive turd in the crapper is always good for a laugh. Fart gas is another, fake dog shit in every corner, used tampons on the bed, the list is endless........