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V_RocKs 04-13-2012 12:10 PM

Fuck ME! My Office Chair Just Broke Out From Under My Fat Ass!
 
So I plop myself down into my office chair for another day of programming, blogging and what not and I hear a crack. Then a dramatic pause... Then I suddenly fall backwards with my legs stuck under my desk... Getting out of the fucking thing caused more physical damage then the initial fall did!

Now I am wondering if the bottoms are universal... Time to see if one of my other chairs bottom fits this thing. I love the one I have. It is so hard to find big comfy chairs!

shake 04-13-2012 12:11 PM

Time for a better chair...

Phoenix 04-13-2012 12:15 PM

think of it this way....now you get to go to a store or two and check out some new office chairs!!!

Choopa Phil 04-13-2012 12:18 PM

Time for a better chair and some cardio!

V_RocKs 04-13-2012 12:19 PM

Tgif!!!!

Bladewire 04-13-2012 12:19 PM

Well at least you can waddle over to the recliner, sit back, and let your wounds heal

http://i.imgur.com/YfBEl.jpg




:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh






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V_RocKs 04-13-2012 12:47 PM

is that a nut sack in zee mittle?

Bottoms swapped... time to get some shit done!

V_RocKs 04-13-2012 12:51 PM

Hmm.. just one draw back... apparently that really comfortable 18% recline was actually the base cracking...

Tomorrow I shall have to find a chair with that recline as a standard option.

CyberHustler 04-13-2012 01:03 PM

My chair broke the other day too, so I just converted my work station into a standing desk because of some shit I read about lazy fucks that sit around all day like me dropping dead no matter what else they did to prevent it or some shit like that. It sucks so far.

facialfreak 04-14-2012 09:43 AM

If you're looking for a really comfy great quality built "big boy" chair that does not require you to take out a second mortgage ... I recommend the Sealy Posturepedic "Geneva" Highback Executive Chair ...

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/c/0/0...=1275165397000

I've had mine for 2 years or more now, and its my favorite of maybe more than 8 under $400 office chairs.

I'm 280 pounds, and was 330(ish) when i bought it!

It has the tilt mechanism, pneumatic gas lift, and turn-dial lumbar support :thumbsup (best feature of the chair IMHO)

I think I got mine at Staples for $299.99

biskoppen 04-14-2012 10:08 AM

http://nextround.net/wp-content/uplo...surfingweb.jpg

AllAboutCams 04-14-2012 10:08 AM

first things first you need to sew somebody

BIGTYMER 04-14-2012 10:15 AM

All that jerking off wore it down!

V_RocKs 04-14-2012 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 18885414)
My chair broke the other day too, so I just converted my work station into a standing desk because of some shit I read about lazy fucks that sit around all day like me dropping dead no matter what else they did to prevent it or some shit like that. It sucks so far.

I do this from time to time with my laptop on the kitchen counter...

Chosen 04-14-2012 11:35 AM

Post pic of your broken chair :pimp

Brent 3dSexCash 04-14-2012 11:42 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7prDxPZeoZ...hallow_hal.jpg

2012 04-14-2012 12:10 PM

r.i.p. chair

Rochard 04-14-2012 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18885302)
Well at least you can waddle over to the recliner, sit back, and let your wounds heal

http://i.imgur.com/YfBEl.jpg




:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh




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Damn, V has put on a lot of weight since the last time I saw him...

brassmonkey 04-14-2012 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 18885302)
Well at least you can waddle over to the recliner, sit back, and let your wounds heal

http://i.imgur.com/YfBEl.jpg




:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh






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white whales are rare :helpme

Double trouble 04-15-2012 01:40 AM

http://www.wcslonline.com/humor/imag...r_spinning.gif

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2...chair-fail.gif

xenigo 04-15-2012 03:28 AM

I love my Herman Miller Equa XR...

seeme 04-15-2012 03:50 AM

I have a friend that this happens to every month, he eventually had a custom chair made and its lasted him over a year now :)

PastorSinAlot 04-15-2012 07:48 AM

I break a chair every three weeks

barcodes 04-15-2012 08:36 AM


John-ACWM 04-15-2012 09:47 AM

:) sounds painful and funny at the same time.

keysync 04-15-2012 09:50 AM

That sucks, good chairs are expensive.


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