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gimme-website 04-14-2012 03:59 PM

Designers, are you as good as me?
 
Gimme-website has always been in demand. I now have a junior and still am unable to supply enough man hours to meet that demand. My existing client base is HUGE and this is all based on the quality of GW's work. GW is the best.. and we want to get even bigger.

I'm looking for another 'ME'. I don't want to amalgamate with another studio as you are all crap in my eyes. You are my competition and I intend to take all your business.

I want to turn GW into a SUPER studio.

To clarify.
Using Dj Fonts does not make you a designer
Being able to follow a tutorial does not make you a designer
Just because you made it, it doesn't mean it looks good.
If you don't have the 'Eye', i cant teach you it.

You must be passionate about design, or a great html/css coder.
Take a look at my folio, are you as good as me? Could you be as good as me?
I don't want a design graduate..they taught you nothing and you wasted 4 years of your life.

I don't want a 'known' Gfy'er.. yur all crap/stale and you know it.

I'm looking for raw/fresh/hungry talent.... Who is more interested in making a name for themselves than work conditions/pay (yeah, new designers... We work like dogs and we get paid less than we deserve).

I'm expecting zero applications. But maybe i'll strike gold, who knows.

Your English must be PERFECT.

You must be affordable. I charge $60 an hour/$300 per day. You will earn much less than this until you are making profit for GW.

So if you have the balls, the passion, the belief in yourself.. and above all TALENT. get in touch. [email protected]

gimme-website 04-15-2012 09:43 PM

I know 'you' are feeling a little intimidated. Your questioning if your going to make a fool of yourself by standing up and saying "im fucking great. I could be better than you Anna".

Don't be. Stand up and say it.

porno jew 04-15-2012 09:44 PM

i do web good design where send job for resume?

harvey 04-15-2012 10:22 PM

I speak good engrish but I feel intimidated :Oh crap

gimme-website 04-15-2012 10:38 PM

Don't be like that guys.. this post isn't aimed at you. I want NEW/FRESH talent....
Not the same old stale shit...

harvey 04-15-2012 10:41 PM

sorry, if you're going to refer to me, please have a little more education: I'm REALLY GOOD LOOKING old stale shit :2 cents:

gimme-website 04-15-2012 10:57 PM

Im not going to get into a slanging match with you harvey.
My OP stated no established studios... no Known gfy'ers.
You have no business in this thread. (Unless you are prepared to stand up and say "im as good as you, if not better").

There are no Idols left in adult design. Its stale..
I'm looking for the next round of talent that will assimilate and replace us all.
And they are lurking here...somewhere.

harvey 04-15-2012 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 18888927)
Im not going to get into a slanging match with you harvey.
My OP stated no established studios... no Known gfy'ers.
You have no business in this thread. (Unless you are prepared to stand up and say "im as good as you, if not better").

There are no Idols left in adult design. Its stale..
I'm looking for the next round of talent that will assimilate and replace us all.
And they are lurking here...somewhere.

I'll never be as good as you, that's all I want to be but I know it's not possible :(

mightyjoe 04-15-2012 11:19 PM

how can you be the best designer off gfy if you can not even make original graphics to your logo?

lets examine your bad looking non original graphics logo

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=103773&dateline=1315326193

you use font letter g and w (not original graphics) and bad o like graphic. see the tip of the w connected to that bad o like graphic, its very thick. very bad looking.

overall, its a bad looking logo from loud mouth designer wanna be :1orglaugh

gimme-website 04-15-2012 11:22 PM

I can see you have taken offence to my wording in this post.

If i'm going to take on all the risks that come with hiring/mentoring/developing someone.
Why would my starting point be any less than where I am now?
They should have the drive, ambition and raw talent to at least match me, if not exceed me.

We have no beef harvey.. lets keep it that way. x

mightyjoe 04-15-2012 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 18888927)
Im not going to get into a slanging match with you harvey.
Unless you are prepared to stand up and say im as good as you, if not better.

what the crazy and arrogant guy say?

:1orglaugh

gimme-website 04-15-2012 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightyjoe (Post 18888941)
how can you be the best designer off gfy if you can not even make original graphics to your logo?

lest examine your bad looking non original graphics logo

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=103773&dateline=1315326193

you use font letter g and w (not original graphics) and bad o like graphic. see the tip of the w connected to that bad o like graphic, its very thick. very bad looking.

overall, its a bad looking logo from loud mouth designer wanna be :1orglaugh

I wondered when the dribbling idiot would arrive. Hey joe ! xx

mightyjoe 04-15-2012 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18888877)
i do web good design where send job for resume?

sarcasm as its best, hope the wanna be designer understand you pointed out

mamaliga 04-16-2012 07:34 AM

FAIL :winkwink:

gimme-website 04-16-2012 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mamaliga (Post 18889313)
FAIL :winkwink:

Wrong. This thread is having the desired effect. I have had 2 unknowns step forward.
1 for coding 1 for design. Keep bumpin...:1orglaugh

Barefootsies 04-16-2012 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 18889389)
Wrong. This thread is having the desired effect.

:thumbsup

gimme-website 04-16-2012 12:32 PM

Gonna keep this search up for as long as I have to. And if you shit in my thread... I will follow you round like an obsessed loon and shit in every single one of yours...FOREVER

gimme-website 04-17-2012 10:43 PM

Working alongside GW will give you instant good looks,charm and a free wish from any star in the sky..

Deej 04-17-2012 11:51 PM

I take it you opened back up for business...

girls be all indecisive n' shit :pimp

gimme-website 04-18-2012 02:06 AM

I never really got the chance to close deej. I have my dayjob with fuckyoucash.com (LOVING IT..I'm not leaving EVER). And closing shop for a while was just to allow me some time for the transition.

Now over the past years I have built a HUGE client base. They have been loyal to me and I can't just tell them to go find somebody else. I just cant do it. Ive worked hard to earn their money..it would crush my soul to see all that hard work vanish. I also have a junior and I can't abandon her either.

There are 168 hours in a week and that leaves 128 hours to sleep/be a mom/wife and run GW. So come hell or high water.. GW is staying open.

But I conceed, I can't do it on my own.
If I had 5 'Me's'.. I could keep us all busy, in work and earning.
And if i made a real effort to advertise and get work.. i'd need 15 "me's"..

madgreg 04-18-2012 12:35 PM

I don't code , I don't design, I am crap at photoshop and don't even know how to use gimp, my english is pretty bad and to be honest, I am bored after playing 20 minutes with photoshop, I hate when people think they are the best when they are not, where can I send my resume?

gimme-website 04-18-2012 01:09 PM

Your post has me rather bewildered. If your not the person I seek, why are you here?

gimme-website 04-18-2012 09:22 PM

lets see what today brings. The next new 2nd best designer on GFY me hopes!!!

Mrwww 04-19-2012 03:29 AM

You blocked me on ICQ because i joke'd ? :D

You hit me up when you want real talent.

D.

*EDIT*

My fail.

loreen 04-19-2012 10:10 AM

Good luck with your search, Anna :)

gimme-website 04-19-2012 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 18896349)
Good luck with your search, Anna :)

From gfy i think ive had 1 genuine enquiry. 1 that im not sure is genuine. And 5 or so idiots.
It seems we are indeed a rare breed...

gimme-website 04-20-2012 01:23 AM

Que the famous line from Ghostbusters "WE got one"!!!
And I like what I see :)

mightyjoe 04-20-2012 05:05 AM

post his gfy nick or you are talking again to your shadow

gimme-website 04-20-2012 05:31 AM

Gladly..But first you must tell me who you are and what the hell it is you do ... Apart from shitting in peoples threads? Id realy like to get to know you joe...tell us a bit about yourself.

Barefootsies 04-20-2012 06:40 AM

Pondering
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 18898339)
Apart from shitting in peoples threads? Id realy like to get to know you joe...

tell us a bit about yourself.


mavruda 04-24-2012 07:39 AM

There are always good people looking for job around this section.

Good luck with finding the right guy/guys for you !

gimme-website 04-24-2012 09:53 AM

Ive found him. 1st project completed at lightning speed. He's everything ive been looking for. Although id like to leave it a month or so before I put his name and face on my website.

Other news to anyone who cares, We are taking stock of a ELevX Eval copy and will be offering the sweetest ElevX skins. Im already wondering who our first ElevX skin will be for, we want it to be really special.

Barefootsies 04-24-2012 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 18905890)
Ive found him. 1st project completed at lightning speed. He's everything ive been looking for. Although id like to leave it a month or so before I put his name and face on my website.

Other news to anyone who cares, We are taking stock of a ELevX Eval copy and will be offering the sweetest ElevX skins. Im already wondering who our first ElevX skin will be for, we want it to be really special.

Toe curling excitement.

gimme-website 04-24-2012 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18906289)
Toe curling excitement.

Send me a brief.. I'm accepting new orders.

nextgenwebtalent3 04-24-2012 05:57 PM

only looking for one?

gimme-website 04-24-2012 11:09 PM

There can be only 1... DOnt you watch highlander? Serious.. 1 post, come back in 2 years.

Liviug 04-30-2012 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimme-website (Post 18907372)
There can be only 1... DOnt you watch highlander? Serious.. 1 post, come back in 2 years.

so in 2 years you will cut his head off ? :))

gimme-website 05-01-2012 12:32 AM

3 posts? I cut off just your balls.....

tattoo 05-03-2012 05:08 AM

You are a very desperate looking person. Your ego is over-inflated and it shows. Your confidence is unwarranted.

gimme-website 05-03-2012 05:40 AM

And your a talantless fuck... so fuck off

gimme-website 05-03-2012 05:42 AM

Am i on heat or something? Why are you following me around sniffing my ass?

SIK 05-03-2012 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18888921)
sorry, if you're going to refer to me, please have a little more education: I'm REALLY GOOD LOOKING old stale shit :2 cents:

I kinda hate to burst your (imaginary) bubble but... you suck.
Your "newest secret weapons" suck donkey ball, same as your "propaganda".

PS
I randomly tried to visit sites from your self-hosted portfolio. Designs do not match.
That leads me to a question.. is ANY of your work live and online at all?

gimme-website 05-03-2012 10:41 PM

All designers are delusional.. That's why we became designers.

gimme-website 05-07-2012 01:39 PM

This has been quite an interesting path.
80% didnt read the initial post and sent me examples that couldn't even sell on fivvr.
A few really good ones turned up. But a starting wage of $80 an hour? You think I can pay you more than I charge??

And then a few lost souls that I would dearly love to help, but if you got no skillz.....

What i did learn is that eastern European's are far more attractive to hire than Stateside/other euro zones. Their skillset is good...and expected wages are far more realistic.

Just sharing..

ShockDesignDev 05-07-2012 05:24 PM

Hey, I sent you an email. I'm new to adult but have been designing for 10 years. You said you were looking for fresh talent, well here it is.

gimme-website 05-08-2012 12:09 AM

I cant afford you weiss...You are very good though. I dip my hat to you.

gimme-website 05-18-2012 11:51 PM

I am still welcoming folio spam. One person has been hired via this thread...

You MUST be located in Europe.
No Indians"please sir welcome to very fuck off with your reply".
No foilo=YOUR NOBODY

Canada/USA. You are too expensive for very little skill level.

gimme-website 05-21-2012 10:22 AM

Where is the fucking talent around here??? Come on.. someone impress me.

gimme-website 05-27-2012 12:50 AM

The ego is still hungry, come feed me with your talent...

Still hiring...


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