Sara Swirls meltdown in progess
 

She's pretty much the Fukushima Daiichi reactor number 4 of GFY.

Brought to you by Dirt F and WarChild. Unfortunately I'm about to board a flight for England so I'm going to miss all the action. Should be fun for the rest of you though! :1orglaugh

She's posting in every single thread you have ever been in. Frank has pushed her over the edge.

She got trolled hard and isn't smart enough to know it. :1orglaugh

We should get her pissed off at Paul Markham. Stupid and hormonal meets senile and incompetent. That should be entertaining.

Have a pleasant flight:thumbsup

I have fallen out of my chair and cannot get up....this guy is hillarious....to hell with adult I am taking warchild out on a comedy tour!!!!

$$$$ with his unique and highly addictive form of genuine comedy I finally see that I am working too hard in the wrong industry...

All praises and respect to warchild the last and only real comedian :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:stoned

ADG

dear Sara,
why dont you show us your tits

sara motherfucking swirls. if you dont know you better ask somebody

Stubby fingernails.

:Oh crap

HA HA thanks for noticing...you know damn well my broke ass can't afford to keep my nails up

You say she's having a meltdown. LOL ... Lots of pissed off posts ...

No melt down here at all LOL... I am enjoying being in kindergarten again and digging thru my bag of mamma jokes....

Nah I don't want to attack anyone's mama that would not be right I am sure someone some where regrets having a whorechild I mean war child.

Who puts the word "child" after the word "war" anyway but a complete indignant discombobulated sadistic male anus addicted chicken fucker...

also if interested I heard there are a few spots left for the new P.T.A organization that the op of this thread created...details below...

Join Whorerchild and Dirty Fucks new P.T.A.

"Parasite Trolling Association"

Some call it the Pseudobanks Trolling Association I think either is a good fit... I checked out some of the requirements for joining and was amazed at how FRANK and Candid they were with the terms of membership.

1. Three years minimum training in the field of ASSHATTERY

2. 300,000 cummulative gfy board posts ata nickel a post you can make a decent wage by trolling 80 hours a week

3. Heightened and zealous obsession with perverted anal insertions so long as the anus being inserted belongs to a male.

4.Skillful and artistic diversion of potentially enlightening thread topics for newbies by ad hominem tactics and techniques...can also be learned in your typical shilling 101 course

5.Must also be a world class olympic caliber gfy comedy master who can dish out grade school insults from behind a computer screen on a remote island...demonstrating heroic bravey and comedy at the same time

6.Lastly you should already have assembled your own clan of inbred syncophants who cosign and feign humor at your comic brilliance...example below

"you stupid crazy bitch"

Notice how when you arrive at the word bitch...you start to involuntarily slap your knee with wanton aggression... You see the innovative and strategic use of the phrase "crazy bitch" is such a unique and creative punch line that it floors anyone instantly upon seeing it posted on a comedy board like GFY

Say it with me now.... "stupid crazy bitch"

What thats not funny to you yet? don't worry laughs are in motion

Hurry and sign up fast as spots on the team are filling up... whorechild and Dirty Fuck need your participation in this most worshipful and illustrious organization of comedic degenerate parasites

Damn Sara, you must have went to Anne Arundel County schools and not Baltimore City.

Too many big words city folk would never know.

W o w

sounds pretty crazy

she does have a nice ass though - but apparently no caucasoids can tap it. sad.

Swirlsgirl, serious question if you want share. How many Australian/New Zealand members do you have ? Or if you don't want to be specific do you know the percentage ?

I could find out for you. I know a lot of comments stem from overseas fans asking when she will visit.

Also, I've read all the threads. I don't care. Bottom line is Sara has something so unique that it is going to explode when our plans come together. The results to date are phenomenal, even with a strange anomaly last month.

Sara, for me, back off with the biller talk. Anything other then that, the world is your oyster and speak your mind.

Fuck the haters. Just makes people wonder more about what is the sara swirls world all about.

I enjoy her posts. I see no point of driving someone mad for fun. Plz play this with Paul M, THX!!

The billing bashing can lead to some monetary consequences down the road.

Always gotta be careful that you don't bite the hand that literally feeds you.

Yeah, CCBill needs site owners, but it'd take an awful lot of site owners leaving for them to even begin to feel it. A site owner losing a biller causes a lot more damage.

You should certainly vent or discuss any suspicions, but you've got to do it tactfully.

Not a swipe at you, Sara, as my beef with you is long squashed. This is just some friendly advice.

Meltdown almost complete, should be done when warchild's flight lands.

all i can say is wow

No one has read her (his, its) older posts? This breakdown is a surprise?

Hey Epitome thanks for the friendly advice and I am also glad our beef was squashed and I never hold grudges:) I respect you and take your advice seriously:)

In my heart I felt that over the years I took alot for granted in this business and had a lot of $$$'s taken from me and my family in the process.

Quite FRANKLY some of the losses I am still trying to recover from to this day, and it does not help matters when I have frustrated customers who want desperately to do business with us lately and they can not...of course its not for lack of effort on their part on our part.

We are trying to get by not by handouts but by earning our money like most of you guys do, and I'd be lying if I said the up and down, on and off, slow sales periods do not cause further frustrations.

At the end of the day entering this industry,business, and life style has been rewarding on many levels and we are grateful for the opportunities and times we have had on this trip.

It could all end tomorrow (not that that is our wish) but if it did we take comfort knowing we created something unique and respected out of nothing but a dream and a prayer.

We have family, friends,and fans who love and support us unconditionally so our world will not end because of a few dozen threads or posts about looney swirlsgirl :)

I honestly do not want to fight or bicker with anyone for any reason it is counter productive and not in my interests or desires.

Thanks for your honesty :) I am glad some one enjoys my posts

I am not certain of the percentage but I can tell you that we have taken a few orders from Australia and New Zealand over the years, and currently have a recurring phone session customer from australia who tries to speak with me via my talk line almost weekly.


I have been told that I have a huge following in great Britain, and have taken many calls, orders, and had many members from Great Britain as well.

Not trying to make a statement... but trying to truthfully answer your question we have taken orders from the following places just to name a few...south africa, germany,iraq, canada, denmark,finland,norway,greece,spain,france,poland, GREENLAND,JAPAN,Mexico,bahamas

and every where in the united states even puerto rico and hawaii and a many more places that I can't recall at the moment

No worries partner I will certainly do that for you and only you because of the sincere and profound respect that I/we have for you:)

We know how much you have brought to the operation and we know the headaches and frustrations you have endured behind the scenes with everything and it certainly had an effect on our sanity to have such a fantastic march 2012...only to have it almost flatline in april 2012.

You promised you were committed to helping us achieve growth once again and that is exactly what you did! you certainly delivered 100% along with many other WONDERFUL contributions and ideas you have imparted to us since our relationship began!

Is there any fast way to detox one's self from gfy without having some harmful withdrawal effects....LOL

I seem to try but this place just be calling me man.....just calling in the middle of the night

Does anyone realize that "Sara" is actually a guy posting? lol

I can't stand your big stupid pics... just a heads up... knock it off

I googled it instead.

This was among the top results...



http://ihatedolphins.files.wordpress...town.jpg?w=590


http://cl.jroo.me/z3/M/A/K/d/a.aaa-Crazy-pocahontas.jpg


http://dreamchimney.com/oftheday/otd...30030_auto.jpg


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Srk1Rg8PDc...itchByAzra.PNG

It's kind of cute to have a fan. Too bad she's a nutjob.

I ain't surprised ...

Honestly first time I saw her I was surprised she didn't have a cock.

Someone who`s being attacked is actually playing with the trolls?

This girl knows how to deal her words

I've been on GFY for almost 12 years and I got a serious advice for you.

DO NOT take the bait. Just... don't take it. Most of these guys are good as gold but when a melt down is obvious they will troll you all the way to the bank. And it's beyond funny... Don't take the bait.

Mike :)

Thanks Mike, I pretty much have that figured out now...but I appreciate your sincerity and concern:) Many Thanks:)

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I've never really understood the need to follow someone around and start shit with them unless they are really messing with you and causing you problems. I think it's even worse when it's a woman and you're someone who claims to be a martial artist and represents a school. I've kept my mouth shut for a while and I don't have anything against you but I hope you don't go around stalking women in real life and starting shit with them because you disagree with their viewpoint. I know you're probably not that kind of guy. Just leave it alone. Be the bigger man. She's not hurting you.

QFT. :2 cents:

:thumbsup :2 cents: :pimp
You = Good Men

Hey SignupDamnit, Mr. Peabody, Matkyo,

Very Much appreciated! :)

Yeah except that's not what's happening here at all, now is it? Nobody is "following" Sara around.

When you come to an Internet discussion board and post whacked out crazy bullshit, you can expect someone to tell you that you're fucking crazy. If you don't want to be called crazy, don't post crazy shit on a message board.

As for training martial arts, I do it so I can do whatever the fuck I like and PC beta males can't do a fucking thing about it but stew in their own tears.

You can do what you like. I don't own the board. But I think you're the one starting to look out of control. I'm not with the Gracie family but I wouldn't want you representing my school if you can't control yourself. You've made it clear you disagree with her. Now it might be time to calm down a bit.

Yes, after she started having a total and complete metdtown over something Frank posted, then decided to dig up as many threads I've posted in as her tiny brain could find and post more stupid shit, I can see how I look out of control. You're right, you don't represent anybody and as such I've given your thoughts on the matter as much consideration as they're rightfully due. Which is of course none at all.

Personally, I consider men and women to be equals. All the women I know are strong and self-confident. They don't need to be given special consideration in conversations because they might get their feelings hurt. So yes, I tend to speak to women the same way I speak to men and all the women I know can not only handle it, they expect it.

I'm as calm as calm can be. I think watching people lose their marbles is funny. Especially when they make a giant spectacle of themselves doing it.