asdasd VS Mr.Maxwell. You Choose - They lose! A No Bars Unheld Domination Match For The Front Page!
 

The fate of the front page (also known as "the only page anyone reads"...) will be decided tonight. Or tomorrow. Maybe next week. Or never... Meh!

I KNOW I'm fucking insane. You know it, too. That makes me the perfect judge for this battle. I'm nuts, but at least I won't hog the whole fucking front page of GFY with my idiocy...

THESE bad motorfingers WILL! (Ronnie, R.I.P. Forgive me...)

They'll fake nick! They'll suck dick! They'll pull out the racist card and pull out the bottle - ANY cheap shot will do the trick...

Without further adieu, Ladies and Gentle Men. I introduce this evening's combustable combatantssss...

In the black drunks (Oops - I meant trunks...), weighing in at over 300 years of oppression, stands a man who only has three THREE! functioning letters on his keyboard - Mr. asdasdadsdadsdadsdadsdasd - Formerly known as "That black dude who likes to spam his tube site at GFY!" Hmmm.... er.... Yeah, that guy...

In the other corner... Ok, vomiting on the floor in the other corner... Wearing the, well - um... heavily stained trousers... is the ONE! The ONLY! Mr. Maxwell. Ignore the urine and vomit dripping off this white boy (I don't know who or what he is - he just reads white...). This Mr. Maximumbation is one formaldehyde-able opponent. He stinks like death because he brings death with his stink!

Get ready to ruuuumnmmmmmmmmmmbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll!!!

Mr. Maxwell VS the soon-to-be-banned asdasd... Who crazy here?

My money's on Maxwell.

I've always upheld the plight of the urine and vomit soaked.

How the fuck did you answer before I even submitted it? Wow! I submit this nonsense and there's CDSmith's response. I am impressed.

Surprise for me!

Excellent write up :thumbsup

I saw potential in MrM at one point. Not so much anymore.

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Back in '02 Lensman gave me the double secret backdoor-to-GFY speedpost key.

Only 3 were ever issued.

max is nuts. adsaasda is just trolling for attention.

Agreed. Saw potential for a while but really started going downhill when he started talking about hitting a lick and kidnapping people :helpme

I voted for asdasd though.

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A finger for them both, although Mr. M has his good days... :thefinger

And ban asdasd for being an asshat and littering up the front page. :mad:

"The only page people read", now that's funny. :1orglaugh

Actually, I confess that I had to peek back a few pages in the days when the board used to move faster. Anyway, the don't-fuck-up-the-first-page rule = InstaBAN, goes for anyone else that tries to pull that shit in the future too. :warning

Isn't this already a rule, for fucksakes? If not, it should be. :angrysoap

:stoned

ADG

I was here in '02! I missed that secret backdoor conference. Maybe 'cause I was from the old PC gang. I stuck up for Mayor. What a fool I was. Damn!

I backed the losing horse... You were there. I remember YOU, CDSmith.

asdadhisfgwiyfszsdf is just being vindictive. He's getting away with he CAN get away with for as long as he CAN get away with it. I don't think he should have been banned in the first place. BULLSHITBANNING@GFY!

Mr. Max did the whole "I'm sorry I'm drunk" years ago. I do not blame him either, For proof, read some of my recent threads.

But having two guys hog 90% of the front page of GFY is, well, wow. No matter how dark I consider my life - you guys live in places I don't even want to imagine.

I can turn crazy on and off. These guys are fucked. Oddly enough, I'd like to know them personally. Not for a long time - just for a good time.

Ironically, they've both passed out in a pool of vomit, so I declare...

...I declare I'm going to Dairy Queen and getting myself a Chocolate Dip tomorrow morning. Actually, I get two. Choco dip for me, small vanilla cone for Jakem.

BTW - I'm winning. Ha!

Pick me - I'm clean!



This is stranger than anything I posted - go Dweezil!

Poll is closed. Bam A Lam,