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- Jesus Christ - 06-15-2012 08:02 AM

Fuck you and your hosted galleries.
 
Lately every time I see new sites with great landing pages I want to promote they almost always lack downloadable galleries or image content and the program operators are like "contact me" blah blah blah. Fuckers, I don't want to have to contact a shitload of programs or dredge your members area to get simple ass image content...

Are programs under the impression that everyone runs second rate tubes or rss fed McWebsites? Do programs not realize the potential images have for those of us dealing with lots of mobile traffic or those of us doing creative things with search engines?

TL;DR - I hate being compelled to personal interaction with you weirdos to get image content.

blackmonsters 06-15-2012 08:05 AM

The problem is that you're an idiot who spends his time obsessing about black people
instead of writing some code like this :

http://blackmonsters.com/photogalleries.shtml

- Jesus Christ - 06-15-2012 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19006772)
The problem is that you're an idiot who spends his time obsessing about black people
instead of writing some code like this :

http://blackmonsters.com/photogalleries.shtml


Getting code like "that" is the easy part. The hard part would be inventing a time machine to take me back to a time where a site like that wouldn't be a complete joke.

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Axeman 06-15-2012 10:42 AM

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LiveDose 06-15-2012 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19006768)
Lately every time I see new sites with great landing pages I want to promote they almost always lack downloadable galleries or image content and the program operators are like "contact me" blah blah blah. Fuckers, I don't want to have to contact a shitload of programs or dredge your members area to get simple ass image content...

Are programs under the impression that everyone runs second rate tubes or rss fed McWebsites? Do programs not realize the potential images have for those of us dealing with lots of mobile traffic or those of us doing creative things with search engines?

TL;DR - I hate being compelled to personal interaction with you weirdos to get image content.

haha great post!:thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 06-15-2012 11:22 AM

It is a bit of a catch22 at the moment for programs. It costs money to make galleries and people aren't using them as much to promote anymore. So, the galleries they do have sit and get stale. Yet, one of the reasons people aren't using them is that they have sat and become stale.

blackmonsters 06-15-2012 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19006808)
Getting code like "that" is the easy part. The hard part would be inventing a time machine to take me back to a time where a site like that wouldn't be a complete joke.

Confusing "code" with "design" is the hallmark of a fucking idiot.

:1orglaugh

just a punk 06-15-2012 11:29 AM

Offtopic: - Jesus Christ -, did you receive my email?

CyberHustler 06-15-2012 11:32 AM

Jesus WAS black though...

blackmonsters 06-15-2012 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19007102)
Jesus WAS black though...

And he also wrote his own code.
And MoFo's are still trying to follow it.

:1orglaugh

signupdamnit 06-15-2012 11:54 AM

If they provide FHG with images at least you can use something to simply rip the images. There are quite a few free tools and extensions out there to do this.

It's stupid though for a sponsor to make each individual affiliate do this type of work since a certain percentage will refuse and just move on or if they do, it only ends up eating into their other promotional time. If a sponsor no longer provides basic promotional materials it's probably a good hint that they don't think their affiliate program is worth bothering with any longer. Otherwise they would try to maximize their affiliate program by providing at least basic promotional tools.

- Jesus Christ - 06-15-2012 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19007094)
Confusing "code" with "design" is the hallmark of a fucking idiot.

:1orglaugh

I was talking about the code; Lets just say bulk listing FHG with piss poor page layout isn't exactly a competitive modern tactic... but I can see how you would think I was referring to the design becasue it does indeed look like shit. Your DNS resolution was also slow as fuck and the first time I opened the page it took over 7 seconds to load.

If you are an elaborate troll I give you a 6/10


Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19007081)
It is a bit of a catch22 at the moment for programs. It costs money to make galleries and people aren't using them as much to promote anymore. So, the galleries they do have sit and get stale. Yet, one of the reasons people aren't using them is that they have sat and become stale.

I'm just talking about sample content in zips at a bare minimum. I hate over-designed, in your face FHGs and so do most mobile surfers.

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19007095)
Offtopic: - Jesus Christ -, did you receive my email?

Not sure. Do I know you as a different name?

Quote:

Originally Posted by signupdamnit (Post 19007145)
If they provide FHG with images at least you can use something to simply rip the images. There are quite a few free tools and extensions out there to do this.

I know how to scrape.... but is that wise? I'd hate to build a bunch of shit only to have a sponsor pull my account becasue I distributed content in a way that was not approved.

signupdamnit 06-15-2012 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19007147)
I know how to scrape.... but is that wise? I'd hate to build a bunch of shit only to have a sponsor pull my account becasue I distributed content in a way that was not approved.

There are some sponsors out there who are clowns like that where they will get upset if you reasonably use their promotional content on your own server. For the most part they are a minority and not worth bothering with. Even more comical is when they have this attitude with their affiliates when they do absolutely nothing about the tubes and file lockers being loaded with their content from the member area.

epitome 06-15-2012 12:07 PM

Probably because we were affiliates first and still are for other programs, all of that is waiting for people in NATS. The galleries, mobile galleries and a zip with images, model photos with their names so you know who is who and a good description so you can re-write it (or use it as is) without having to watch it yourself. The content zip has the 20 best images from the scene and if someone needs more or different they can grab from members area.

MichaelP 06-15-2012 12:18 PM

We have plenty of FHGs and downloadable content :thumbsup


Anyway, if you want more, contact me, blah blah blah :winkwink:

Matyko 06-15-2012 12:36 PM

I agree, some awesome new sites do lack the proper galleries, neither acceptable tube content. Annoying.. :pimp

blackmonsters 06-15-2012 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19007147)
I was talking about the code; Lets just say bulk listing FHG with piss poor page layout isn't exactly a competitive modern tactic...


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- Jesus Christ - 06-15-2012 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19007147)
I was talking about the code; Lets just say bulk listing FHG

Not to mention html is code...
I pray you are fake. Stupidity depresses me.



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WTFBucks

epitome 06-16-2012 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTFBucks (Post 19007978)
We offer FHGs in a dump format
WTFBucks

Can you email me? Oh that's right, I already have 14 billion emails from you trying to get me to promote you.

JuicyBunny 06-16-2012 12:20 AM

We offer FHG's and content in zips.
Almost 200 galleries at this point/.

RyuLion 06-16-2012 12:22 AM

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BIGTYMER 06-16-2012 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19007102)
Jesus WAS black though...

Bullshit. He's Hispanic and living in Mexico.

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4047/4...086973d393.jpg

The Ghost 06-16-2012 09:39 AM

Our FHGs are hot. And still being updated with new exclusive updates.

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Paul Markham 06-17-2012 11:44 PM

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AdultKing 06-17-2012 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 19011038)

Quote:

Promote us via CCbill or Epoch.
Updating 120 Videos Monthly.
Already 410 Videos.
Facepalm. :1orglaugh

Django 06-18-2012 02:36 AM

Good luck Jesus Christ

GregE 06-18-2012 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 19007147)
I know how to scrape.... but is that wise? I'd hate to build a bunch of shit only to have a sponsor pull my account becasue I distributed content in a way that was not approved.

Nothing fancy like zips and such, but our gallery page is HERE.

And you're welcome to create your own promotional material from the content therein :thumbsup

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