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cthulhu_waves 07-10-2012 03:55 PM

How to get rid of a cockroach infestation?
 
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6dSXrW9Avn0/0.jpg

We just spring cleaned the house in a majorly way three times this June, and no matter how we try, we still keep getting a wave of small roaches attacking the cupboards and continue lurking around the hidden nooks and crannies of our kitchen.

Since we have kids, we don't want to use insecticides that might affect them afterwards. I've tried using water based bug spray, but it doesn't seem to deter them.

The strange thing is that I spray 70% isopropyl alcohol on these buggers and they die. But they still keep on coming.

Any good recommendation before I call the exterminators yet again?

garce 07-10-2012 03:58 PM

Boracic (or Boric) acid. At least it used to work.

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boric_acid

epitome 07-10-2012 04:01 PM

If you live in an apartment or similar and your neighbors are the source you're going to have a hard time getting rid of them unless everybody gets rid of them.

geedub 07-10-2012 04:03 PM

Call an exterminator, repeat every 6 months forever, and stop being messy. Crumbs and a bit of moisture is all those pricks need to thrive.

Dvae 07-10-2012 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves (Post 19052509)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6dSXrW9Avn0/0.jpg

We just spring cleaned the house in a majorly way three times this June, and no matter how we try, we still keep getting a wave of small roaches attacking the cupboards and continue lurking around the hidden nooks and crannies of our kitchen.

Since we have kids, we don't want to use insecticides that might affect them afterwards. I've tried using water based bug spray, but it doesn't seem to deter them.

The strange thing is that I spray 70% isopropyl alcohol on these buggers and they die. But they still keep on coming.

Any good recommendation before I call the exterminators yet again?

If I had an infestation like that I move, like yesterday.

Barefootsies 07-10-2012 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 19052562)
If I had an infestation like that I move, like yesterday.

Summed up perfectly.

:thumbsup

2MuchMark 07-10-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 19052562)
If I had an infestation like that I move, like yesterday.

Ditto. Get the fuck out of there. You can't just kill the roaches. You need to kill their eggs which they lay everywhere including your floors, cabinets, and inside your walls. You will never get rid of them completely, especially if you live in an apartment. Tell your landlord his building is a slum, that you're moving, and you're not paying the rent. Thats gross.

DWB 07-10-2012 04:35 PM

Holy fuck. Move the hell out of there today.

Living in a tropical area, we have issues with ants. If we so much as leave an empty pizza box on the table for 2 hours, we get raided. So we stay clean, don't leave open boxes about. Everything is sealed in containers or in the fridge.

Boric acid and roach traps work ok, but you need professional help for that sort of thing.

CyberHustler 07-10-2012 04:37 PM

Here's a trick I learned from living in NYC, aka roaches paradise. Get a cat, 2 is better. They actively hunt, kill and eat roaches. Bomb first, but that's just a temporary solution to get their numbers down for a while. Cats will eat the rest. And for a sidearm, use water and soap in a spray bottle. Catch one slippin, spray his ass and the soap will dry and suffocate it because they breathe through their skin or some shit. And put roach gel in all their nesting areas and cracks/crevices. Those are like landmines just incase. Calling an exterminator won't do shit as a permanent solution.

BlackCrayon 07-10-2012 04:37 PM

judging by the fact that your cabinets have the hinge on the outside like that, you live in a shithole.

garce 07-10-2012 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 19052528)
Call an exterminator, repeat every 6 months forever, and stop being messy. Crumbs and a bit of moisture is all those pricks need to thrive.

They do not need that at all to infest your aparment and thrive. That's like saying "Do Moar Laundry!!!" to someone who has bedbugs, or "Shampoo More!" to someone with lice.

Not effective. Not relevant. Cockroaches are more than happy to live off the dead skin cells that you, your family, your friends, and your pets shed everyday. Its all protein.

Unless you intend on scrubbing your apartment - and everything/everybody that walks into it - with bleach every 24 hours; maybe you could just try a razor thin line of Boric acid along where your backsplash meets your counter, or where your floors meet your neighbours walls. Your animals won't eat the shit (unless you have free range rats or roaches as pets), and it would take a minimum of a quarter pound of boric acid to kill even a small housecat. And a cat is not going to eat that shit. A dog might inadvertantly snort it out of curiosity, but keep it inside cupboards and closets, or off the ground where your counters meet the walls.

If you are living in a rental apartment, call your landlord. Fumigation, evacuation, and poison traps are always an option - particularly when you have children, pets, and no place else to stay.

Or just try the Boric acid.

pimpware 07-10-2012 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19052525)
If you live in an apartment or similar and your neighbors are the source you're going to have a hard time getting rid of them unless everybody gets rid of them.

What he said!

This kind of shit when happens in apartment blocks it's a pain in the ass, no matter what kind of stuff you buy, including boric acid, will never work in long term. Only a "joint operation" will work with all neighbors doing the same, the best solution is getting some professional help. :2 cents:

Barefootsies 07-10-2012 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19052576)
judging by the fact that your cabinets have the hinge on the outside like that, you live in a shithole.


astronaut x 07-10-2012 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19052576)
judging by the fact that your cabinets have the hinge on the outside like that, you live in a shithole.

Looks like its a hinge on the inside of an open cabinet to me.

astronaut x 07-10-2012 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 19052591)

Looks like its a hinge on the inside of an open cabinet to me


Double laughs!! lol

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hs7qV3tW1qh99lo.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5hs7qV3tW1qh99lo.gif

astronaut x 07-10-2012 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves (Post 19052509)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6dSXrW9Avn0/0.jpg

We just spring cleaned the house in a majorly way three times this June, and no matter how we try, we still keep getting a wave of small roaches attacking the cupboards and continue lurking around the hidden nooks and crannies of our kitchen.

Since we have kids, we don't want to use insecticides that might affect them afterwards. I've tried using water based bug spray, but it doesn't seem to deter them.

The strange thing is that I spray 70% isopropyl alcohol on these buggers and they die. But they still keep on coming.

Any good recommendation before I call the exterminators yet again?

I would be embarrassed as fuck to post that pic.

No fucking way would I live anywhere near anything like that.

Do you live in an apartment complex? That is disgusting.

BIGTYMER 07-10-2012 05:37 PM

You need a specialist.

That's beyond what a regular person can fix.

lagcam 07-10-2012 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 19052637)
Looks like its a hinge on the inside of an open cabinet to me

You think somebody climbed inside the cabinet to take that photo?

blackmonsters 07-10-2012 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cthulhu_waves (Post 19052509)
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6dSXrW9Avn0/0.jpg

We just spring cleaned the house in a majorly way three times this June, and no matter how we try, we still keep getting a wave of small roaches attacking the cupboards and continue lurking around the hidden nooks and crannies of our kitchen.

Since we have kids, we don't want to use insecticides that might affect them afterwards. I've tried using water based bug spray, but it doesn't seem to deter them.

The strange thing is that I spray 70% isopropyl alcohol on these buggers and they die. But they still keep on coming.

Any good recommendation before I call the exterminators yet again?

Forget what everyone has said so far.

This is how you do it :

Get Combat Source Kill!

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...gDe6po-oZEhomr


Spend $100-$200 dollars on it depending on how big the house is.

Put them in every room, in closets, in the bathroom, in cabinets, in draws, on the floors,
everywhere.

Then you have to be patient, really patient, for about 2 months and then you will
never see a single fucking roach again for at least 5 years.

This works because it will kill the roaches in you neighbors house which is where they
are comming from.

Trust me!

I have done this several times while living in apartment buildings.
It was always amusing to hear my neighbors talk about how the building owners
got rid of the roaches without even sending exterminators into the apartments.

I simply used enough of that shit to kill all roaches in the aparment building, on the
outside of the building and the building next door too!!!!!!! :)

See, the roaches eat this poison that doesn't kill them right away. They then always
return to their nest(next door) and regurgitate the poison in the nest for other roaches
to eat. The poison also sticks to their bodies and ends up back into the nest.

I tried every other method.

This is the only way I have ever tried that killed all roaches permanently.

Fuck calling the exterminator to spray for roaches. They spray your house, but the
roaches are only traveling through your house. They actually have a nest in the ground
on the outside of your house many times.

People who say it doesn't work are cheap fuckers who only bought one box of it
for $10 bucks. SPEND SOME FUCINKG MONEY!!:mad: $200 for a 3 bdr house.

See you in 2 months. You'll be happy as hell!

:thumbsup

Jim_Gunn 07-10-2012 07:32 PM

OMG, I would move out tomorrow if that was going on inside my house!

blackmonsters 07-10-2012 07:33 PM

Add to my above post :

Once you put the combat down don't spray for roaches anymore because then you
are only killing them before thay can travel back to the nest where they will kill the
other roaches.

kazymjir 07-10-2012 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geedub (Post 19052528)
Call an exterminator, repeat every 6 months forever, and stop being messy. Crumbs and a bit of moisture is all those pricks need to thrive.

I just had to send a link to this topic to you, haha

eroticsexxx 07-10-2012 07:39 PM

Catch a few of these and let them loose in the kitchen/cabinets. Within a week they'll be fat and happy and you'll be rid of roaches and ants. Guaranteed. No chemicals, no exterminators and no cash necessary.

http://images.wildmadagascar.org/pic...gecko_0010.jpg

It's a trick I learned from an ex-gf from the islands.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-10-2012 07:40 PM

http://boards.cannabis.com/attachmen...41dscf8120.jpg

How to get rid of roaches?

Buy a bong... :winkwink:

Vaping is healthier, but I would imagine vaporizing burnt roaches would kind of defeat the purpose and health benefits of vaporizing.

:stoned

ADG

cosis 07-10-2012 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19052797)
Catch a few of these and let them loose in the kitchen/cabinets. Within a week they'll be fat and happy and you'll be rid of roaches and ants. Guaranteed. No chemicals, no exterminators and no cash necessary.

http://images.wildmadagascar.org/pic...gecko_0010.jpg

It's a trick I learned from an ex-gf from the islands.

gecko's multiply pretty fast so get a male and only one

brassmonkey 07-10-2012 08:21 PM

gas and a couple matches burn it down :) problem solved

Sly 07-10-2012 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 19052658)
You think somebody climbed inside the cabinet to take that photo?

The door is open, perpendicular.

BIGTYMER 07-10-2012 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19052797)
Catch a few of these and let them loose in the kitchen/cabinets. Within a week they'll be fat and happy and you'll be rid of roaches and ants. Guaranteed. No chemicals, no exterminators and no cash necessary.

http://images.wildmadagascar.org/pic...gecko_0010.jpg

It's a trick I learned from an ex-gf from the islands.

We have them all around our house (outside). Great little guys!

V_RocKs 07-10-2012 09:22 PM

Roaches suck... I wouldn't even deal with it and would move.

Mr Pheer 07-10-2012 09:23 PM

Kill them with fire.

GAMEFINEST 07-10-2012 09:57 PM

I would exit the door.

mce 07-10-2012 10:04 PM

Looks like my first apartment after college :( lol

ShoeBox 07-10-2012 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 19052576)
judging by the fact that your cabinets have the hinge on the outside like that, you live in a shithole.

Are you a horder? you probably have possums in your cabinets too .

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3B9yf1vgpomh-Q

LiveDose 07-10-2012 10:59 PM

What blackmonsters said. We use a similar product for ants and it works wonders. You need to use a product that kills slowly so that the poison is brought back to the nest.

blackmonsters 07-10-2012 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 19052965)
What blackmonsters said. We use a similar product for ants and it works wonders. You need to use a product that kills slowly so that the poison is brought back to the nest.

Exactly, works the same for ants.

:thumbsup

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-10-2012 11:28 PM

Befriend them.

CPA37710T 07-10-2012 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19052780)
Forget what everyone has said so far.

This is how you do it :

Get Combat Source Kill!

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...gDe6po-oZEhomr


Spend $100-$200 dollars on it depending on how big the house is.

Put them in every room, in closets, in the bathroom, in cabinets, in draws, on the floors,
everywhere.

Then you have to be patient, really patient, for about 2 months and then you will
never see a single fucking roach again for at least 5 years.

This works because it will kill the roaches in you neighbors house which is where they
are comming from.

Trust me!

I have done this several times while living in apartment buildings.
It was always amusing to hear my neighbors talk about how the building owners
got rid of the roaches without even sending exterminators into the apartments.

I simply used enough of that shit to kill all roaches in the aparment building, on the
outside of the building and the building next door too!!!!!!! :)

See, the roaches eat this poison that doesn't kill them right away. They then always
return to their nest(next door) and regurgitate the poison in the nest for other roaches
to eat. The poison also sticks to their bodies and ends up back into the nest.

I tried every other method.

This is the only way I have ever tried that killed all roaches permanently.

Fuck calling the exterminator to spray for roaches. They spray your house, but the
roaches are only traveling through your house. They actually have a nest in the ground
on the outside of your house many times.

People who say it doesn't work are cheap fuckers who only bought one box of it
for $10 bucks. SPEND SOME FUCINKG MONEY!!:mad: $200 for a 3 bdr house.

See you in 2 months. You'll be happy as hell!

:thumbsup


lol i saw all the action in my head on this story, this is like a horror movie

leg4 07-10-2012 11:31 PM

Boric acid.


That is all.

notjoe 07-11-2012 03:52 AM

Pull the baseboards up all along your apt and lay some some thick layers of caulking. Seal the place up tighter than a nun's cunt. Next, lay down some boric acid in the places that aren't sealed...doors, windows, etc.

to be honest though, I'd move the fuck out of that place making sure to trash most of your shit and leaving what you dont trash outside for a while before moving in to a new place.

ottopottomouse 07-11-2012 04:27 AM

House needs burning down. Don't forget to scrub yourself clean on the way out or you'll take the eggs with you.

loreen 07-11-2012 05:04 AM

You're one brave man, I'd be screaming hysterically while pushing everybody aside to get the hell out of that room :)

directfiesta 07-11-2012 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19052569)
Ditto. Get the fuck out of there. You can't just kill the roaches. You need to kill their eggs which they lay everywhere including your floors, cabinets, and inside your walls. You will never get rid of them completely, especially if you live in an apartment. Tell your landlord his building is a slum, that you're moving, and you're not paying the rent. Thats gross.

Did that 12 years ago ... Nice apartment ( after divorce ) , good lokking building, but one new tenant brought it those bugs ( but I did not have aa much as being able to take pictures .. ) . Put a 'wall ' of powder as a perimeter all around the ' external walls ' to try to stop them from coming and starting packing . Put special powder in all my boxes to kill them so I do not bring them over , washed all clothes, linens, etc ... trowned out all food that was not a can , removed all labels from the cans ( to prevent bringing a single egg ) . etc ...

Told the landlord to fucking sue me as I did not pay my last month rent and broke the lease ( He didn`t ) .

Did not get any bugs in the new place , and never since .

If I was in the place of this guy, I could not sleep ...


MOVE !!!!

MaDalton 07-11-2012 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 19052797)
Catch a few of these and let them loose in the kitchen/cabinets. Within a week they'll be fat and happy and you'll be rid of roaches and ants. Guaranteed. No chemicals, no exterminators and no cash necessary.

http://images.wildmadagascar.org/pic...gecko_0010.jpg

It's a trick I learned from an ex-gf from the islands.

i know them from Thailand - cute little buggers :thumbsup


but moving seems to be the only solution to the original problem

eroticsexxx 07-11-2012 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19053282)
i know them from Thailand - cute little buggers :thumbsup

They're entertaining too.

I moved around a lot when I was single, so finding roaches in a new place was almost an expectation.

Would turn off the lights, put on my night vision goggles and watch them go to work as the roaches popped out. They're fast and relentless.

Voodoo 07-11-2012 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19052573)
Here's a trick I learned from living in NYC, aka roaches paradise. Get a cat, 2 is better. They actively hunt, kill and eat roaches. Bomb first, but that's just a temporary solution to get their numbers down for a while. Cats will eat the rest. And for a sidearm, use water and soap in a spray bottle. Catch one slippin, spray his ass and the soap will dry and suffocate it because they breathe through their skin or some shit. And put roach gel in all their nesting areas and cracks/crevices. Those are like landmines just incase. Calling an exterminator won't do shit as a permanent solution.

Spiders work too. :) If you ever see a biggish spider hanging around... leave him alone unles he comes out and causes you some issues.

Tom_PM 07-11-2012 07:55 AM

I've had spiders, house centipedes, those oddball seasonal bugs that crunch super loud but never any roaches or roach like bugs.

Good luck!

ErectMedia 07-11-2012 08:18 AM

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Decker-D.../dp/B000SPAMA0

plug these in plus combat traps in the corners, electronic ones will make them come out more initially as the frequency disturbs them but combo of plug in plus regular traps will eventually drive them away :2 cents:

Ramos 07-11-2012 09:38 AM

woah, that picture freaked me out, I can't stand cockroaches, especially the huge 'palmetto bugs'.
Which are just gigantic, cracked out roaches that fly.

I would also (like many above me) move out of there asap.

Good Luck.

and Cats sleep at night, most house cats are lazy, and night is when roaches do their dirty work, keep the lights on, lol.


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