Women that fart on the first date...
 

Please vote.

Women fart?

are probably postop trannies.

thats an ugly thing even if you think of it.

Farting on the FIRST date I find disturbing and politically incorrect.
On the SECOND date it's almost expected.
By the THIRD date...

It is a sign of a loose anal sphincter.

i like farts :)

Lovely thought...

its a sign : gape my ass hole :)

It was one of those deadly silent farts that could fill up an entire room. I called it a night.

smart thread

It's a sign: she's into black cock.

Women don't fart they fluff

Not really :( ...

You been dating one of Nikki's horses?

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It's ok when hot women fart, but it mustn't smell and be quiet.

Only if it's while I'm getting blown.

its even better when they follow through...

it would be the LAST date with that nasty ass bitch

<- voted.

Almost a tie, I feel much better now.

I love it when they fart then say "it's talking to you daddy"

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gfy style thread :)

I don't think a new girl ever farted around me. But I can remember a couple of times when I had somebody new over, and left the room to go stick my ass in a closet and let an A-Bomb go off. If I know a girl long enough, she'll grow to like that I'll make sure my ass is close to her face when I need to fart.

I still like to fart in a old pickle jar and seal the lid...
Hand it to someone and ask do you think this old pickle smell with fuck up my pecans I just shelled? Oh that's some good laughs right there...

For the full effect, you should fart in a pickle jar recently emptied. That will make a horror show for the smell receptors.

Total turn off, unless by accident. If on purpose, tells me this chick will always subject me to the same punishment I eventually subject chicks to.

Funny story.

On my ex and I's second date, we went out and pigged out on Mexican food and when back at my place for a movie.. it kicked in. I tried everything to contain it and I mean EVERYTHING! I knew if I went to bathroom and let it go it would rattle the doorknobs in the building.

Eventually I had to go do it but on way there after standing up.. it ripped from one side of the 1000 square foot apartment to the other within 2 feet of bathroom door. Never made it to bathroom. I just sat back down and continued on. Then she took a laughing fit. Like full on hilarious burst of rolling on floor laughing. Must have been like watching one of those embarrassing nerd's first date scenes on a movie or something to her but she was pretty cool with it.. or so I thought..

In retaliation she locked the windows in car, shut off vent and let a silent one rip. I made her stop the car and let me out. Awful. But because I farted on so soon in the game, it opened up a whole new can of worms. It meant she could do it too. So dudes... don't date a chick who farts on any first dates and don't do it yourself either. Wait until they get into that "I'll just fart in my purse so he doesn't notice" mode and by the time you start letting them rip, she's already stuck with a fart-less image to attain. Works for me every time. My lady.wife.partner-thingy only ever does it if it's an emergency :)

Now if I could just get her to shit lavender and roses like she always says she does then I would be even happier. Seriously, how does a chick's shit stink so damn bad??? They're worse than us men. I swear. I'm tempted to make all women in my house use an out-house from now on.

Sounds like someone had a bad first date and is trying to determine if a second date is going to happen? Also i think the time and location that the toot took place would have to be a key factor in the final verdict. Like if it we was in public and the chick just up an let one loose i would look down at my shoes and walk speed walk away and immediately disqualify her as second date material. Now if it happened while having dinner at your or her place that may be forgivable.

nothing turns me off faster then a chick ripping ass, 1st date or married. If i want tiny little shit molecules in my nose and lungs i'll go eat a 12 pack of eggs and put them there my fucking self.

LOL. Now That was funny.

Its even worse when they do fanny farts (pussy for the USA peeps) while having sex, it ruins the sex cause of the laughing

some farting antics

doggystyle is the best to pussy farts and i like

Exactly. Women that fart on the first date are telling you they want anal sex.

yes signal for sure, her ass wants to be penetrated!

Iv never understood why men want to put thier dicks in a stinky old ass hole that blows out methane gasses amongst other toxic things

I like it. :)

I can't believe that too. Just impossible! :helpme

It's all about choice. Women have 3 holes available for your cock. It would be a shame to not take advantage of their hospitality. If you don't take the ass, she will give it to someone else. (by the way, the human mouth is much nastier than the asshole.)

Happy New Year Everyone :smilie_we ...

Women do not fart, piss or shit.

Quit trying to ruin my view of them. :(

Wife Material

Winner! :1orglaugh

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Agreed, though I think my wife does sneak a piss in here and there, but she certainly does NOT ever fart or shit, God forbid! :Oh crap

Have the Vapours ? :1orglaugh

:fart :fart :fart :drinkup Happy New Year :thumbsup

I read the thread title and knew the author:upsidedow

I voted yes. A girl that will cut one on the first date, smoke or curse will fuck like a rabbit on the first date. If I am not smelling marlboros and I am praying to smell ass:1orglaugh