how you can tell an island girl voodoo'd you?
 

just curious... anyone?

Has your cock fallen off while you were asleep?

Someone has to tell you, then you start to feel the effects! If you are never told you will be fine. Odd right?

When you start having really bad luck. Like non-stop.

You will just feel it. There is no point anyway if you can't tell. BTW I have a counter that works well.

Santeria? Idk. Voudoun, probably involves a dead chicken, blood, feathers, a 'fetiche" device on your property or the perimeter. If shit does not happen to you they will try and MAKE IT happen to you. Don't walk barefoot anywhere and be wary of people approaching you. All it takes is one hand full of "dust" in your face and you are done.

Buddy of mine married a Moroccan girl. While they were at wedding festivities, two girls, two sisters actually, who he jilted, went to their house and piled all the brides clothes up into one room and set it on fire. Almost burned the house down. They left a sign, a hand-print in blood. Bride was a basket case til they left the country.

Voudoun and the shit I am talking about are one in the same.

Thankfully us crazy people have bigger problems.

like when to masturbate or not

Try to smoke a joint and compare feelings after

How not to get caught :winkwink:

:2 cents:

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did you find a gris-gris bag on your front porch or something?

That's not voodoo, buddy. That's gonorrhea.

I can sell you for a very reasonable price, a device that will not only cancel any voodoo shit, but also protect you from all future voodoo shit.

It is only 7,345 bucks, inc international shipping

LMK if interested.

slaughter a pig paint papa smurf out of the blood and drink a dozen raw eggs

Who want 2 buy Shimmys sites? he gonna be dead soon. Got the gris-gris on his ass:1orglaugh

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Voodoo only works if you believe it. Mind hexes are the real deal though. Never underestimate the power of the mind to create real conditions for the body.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh their not indians they will fuck you up

Is that when you feel like people are sticking needles in you?

Extremely untrue. Needles and mystical hoochie belief stuff is Hollywood made. Hard to fight against the chemicals in datura leaves, red poppies and detrotitoxcin. Very real chemicals that will fuck you up.

The "voodoo scare" is to torment you. The chemicals are to waste you. Ask people who eat improperly cooked fugu (puffer fish) in Japan. Or better, ask their relatives.

I see this is a weed thread really... But if shimmy pissed some dominican chick off...who knows what could happen. lol. Be careful if she is blowing you shimmy-san.

nah nobodys pissed off, just weird crazy summer island love stuff going on. think a chick took some of my clothes and did some hoodoo with em cause i never got em back and i keep asking for them. also i find it hard to say no to this one

You don't even need chemicals. If you truly BELIEVE something, there could be an effect. It is not a 100% slam dunk but there's a reason why drug chemical trials always factor in a PLACEBO EFFECT.

Now, voodoo stuff, specially if you live in a culture immersed in such traditions and beliefs, can be really hard on the psyche. Even without chemicals.

don't ever say the V word :Oh crap

http://i.imgur.com/RlEuK.jpg

thread title reminded me of this batshit crazy chick (if true)
http://www.memecenter.com/fun/544221...ded-to-be-done

Power of positive thinking, works both ways indeed.