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DatePoster 07-23-2012 12:07 PM

Woke up
 
Woke up, didn't choke up/ Saw my AK, it was broke up/
Put it together like a jigsaw/ Got my nine and my Rambo knife off the floor/
Went to the bathroom and beat the rush/ Yo, who the fuck used my toothbrush?/
Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up/ You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut/ Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh/ Kick her in the pussy and punched her in the eye/
Slapped her in the head, stepped on her corns/ Don't fuck with mine bitch, word is bond/ Went downstairs to eat wit my folks/ Ma, you broke my fuckin egg yoke!/
Punch her in the chest, cut on her cheek/ Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet/
Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull/ AK yo I shot the bitch in the temple/
Pops got mad cause mom got licked/ I didn't give a fuck so I shot him in the dick/
Hungry as fuck, said my grace/ Pop kept screamin so I shot him in the face/
Ate my food, found my coat/ Mailman came so I cut his motherfuckin throat/
Waitin for the motherfuckin school bus!!!

calvinawe 07-23-2012 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twerktube (Post 19075886)
Woke up, didn't choke up/ Saw my AK, it was broke up/
Put it together like a jigsaw/ Got my nine and my Rambo knife off the floor/
Went to the bathroom and beat the rush/ Yo, who the fuck used my toothbrush?/
Went to my sister's room, yo bitch, wake up/ You stupid ass, dirty ass, nasty ass slut/ Shot her in the leg, shot her in the thigh/ Kick her in the pussy and punched her in the eye/
Slapped her in the head, stepped on her corns/ Don't fuck with mine bitch, word is bond/ Went downstairs to eat wit my folks/ Ma, you broke my fuckin egg yoke!/
Punch her in the chest, cut on her cheek/ Then I did a sweep, knocked the bitch off her feet/
Knee to the pussy, kick to the skull/ AK yo I shot the bitch in the temple/
Pops got mad cause mom got licked/ I didn't give a fuck so I shot him in the dick/
Hungry as fuck, said my grace/ Pop kept screamin so I shot him in the face/
Ate my food, found my coat/ Mailman came so I cut his motherfuckin throat/
Waitin for the motherfuckin school bus!!!

whoa now, all this aggression...

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/..._angry_gif.gif

:winkwink:

ShoeBox 07-23-2012 12:54 PM

do you have a film i can watch instead of this long read?

Sam - Mr. Skin 07-23-2012 12:54 PM

GREAT album. Bought it on CD when I was in middle school and used to bump that track until my parents' speakers blew. Hahaha.

Sam - Mr. Skin 07-23-2012 12:58 PM

And a less angry track from the album...

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DatePoster 07-23-2012 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sam_mrskincash (Post 19075970)
GREAT album. Bought it on CD when I was in middle school and used to bump that track until my parents' speakers blew. Hahaha.

:thumbsup My parents had it on tape when I was in middle school :1orglaugh

garce 07-23-2012 01:44 PM



I apologize for posting a song with GUITARS in it. My bad...

DatePoster 07-23-2012 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 19076064)

I apologize for posting a song with GUITARS in it. My bad...

I dont know what that is https://gfy.com/image.php?u=7587&dateline=1318715377

garce 07-23-2012 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twerktube (Post 19076043)
:thumbsup My parents had it on tape when I was in middle school :1orglaugh

What, are you ten years old? Grow up and eat some meat. It'll put some hair on your chest. Protein is good... I know that you and Fris get most of your protien from swallowing semen, but hear me out...

This song is for you and Fris. You're both too busy watching "Big Brother Sucks American Cock For Nickels" and ignoring the BBC. Wait, wait, wait... Fuck you, and fuck Fris, too! This is a BRILLIANT FUCKING SONG! Wow... Not quite good enough for American television - but still a really fucking good song. Classic R'n'B with a modern attitude..

Freedom of speech? Maybe one day you'll have it. For now, though, your American artists need to head to Britain to promote ther music...

Official live video from the legendary Jules Holland. You don't even know who Jules Holland is, do you? He'd be like a British Ryan Seacrest if Ryan Seacrest actually lived in a free country - and had any talent beyond deep-throating Casey Casem, and blowing the rotting corpse of Dick Clark...

CeeLo Green - Primetime - Free country:



If someone wants to post a video from CeeLo's American television appearances, feel free... No? Well, fuck you - and fuck her, too.

Jules Holland, a major influence in the single greatest pop band in the history of life, the universe, and everything. Ladies and Gentlemen... Squeeze, featuring Jules Holland and (OMG! Bow down in reverance...) Glenn Tipton



...and no-one ever seems to comment



Fuck you and fuck her, too...
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I want to be good, but that's not enough... And though I eel like William Tell -Maid Mario on her... tip-toed feet...

Pulling mussels from a shell...

garce 07-23-2012 04:53 PM

Anyway... Fuck you...

2012 07-23-2012 06:09 PM

woke up this morning ... took a dump. the end


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