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brassmonkey 07-24-2012 07:47 AM

Bad Luck?
 
Man?s butt impaled in freak funfair mishap

A 31-year-old father of two is in hospital struggling against blood poisoning after a freak accident at a Swedish theme park on Sunday where a tow hitch on a children?s ride penetrated his rectum.

?It was a complete shock to the whole body,? the man said.

The man had been visiting Furuvik theme park near Gävle in eastern Sweden with his two young daughters aged 2 and 4. The girls were enjoying the park?s minicar rides, but the 4-year-old needed some help with operating the vehicle.

?She can?t step on the gas pedal herself, so I lifted her up and jumped on the back of the truck so she would fit in front of me,? the father said.

But while doing so the unsuspecting father failed to see the tow hitch protruding at the back of the vehicle. The man?s jeans ripped and as the hook penetrated the man?s rectum, it injured him internally in the direction of his urethra.

?It was terribly painful,? said the man.

The man started screaming and tried to move off but his rear end was stuck to the vehicle. Upon hearing his shouting, a theme park employee helped him off the ride.

When finally loose, the man was bleeding profusely from his derriere and was helped to a lavatory where he could wash.

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He was then given a pair of shorts and work pants by the staff. He was also treated to lunch by the park.

Despite trying to keep a brave face for the sake of his little girls, the man was dreading the looming hour and a half car ride home.

When finally back at home, the man started to shiver and soon developed a very high temperature. After seeking medical assistance it was established that he had bacteria in his blood and was subsequently treated with penicillin against the infection and morphine for the pain.

On Friday morning he was still undergoing treatment in hospital but was hoping to be well enough to go home soon.

Erika Rydstrand, the Furuvik marketing director, said that nothing like this has ever happened before despite the ride being one of the park?s oldest. She also added that it is not supposed to be for adults.

?Not even in your wildest dreams could you foresee an accident such as this. He must have sat down very hard seeing as his trousers were also ripped,? she said, adding that the incident was regrettable.

Police are currently investigating the incident, which has been classified as causing bodily harm, and will be questioning the 31-year-old man about how the accident happened.

The tow hitch has reportedly been removed from the vehicle.

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brassmonkey 07-24-2012 08:10 AM

look before you leap :2 cents: :helpme

brassmonkey 07-24-2012 09:22 AM

:( :( :(

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-24-2012 09:24 AM

http://www.draculas.info/_img/galler..._impaler_2.jpg

Emil 07-24-2012 10:41 AM

http://www.fishchan.com/troll/src/131887777315.gif

mce 07-24-2012 03:53 PM

Talk about a pain in the ass

Double trouble 07-24-2012 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Emil (Post 19077667)

wtf man !? :disgust

brassmonkey 07-24-2012 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Double trouble (Post 19078421)
wtf man !? :disgust

someone getting a serious anal adjustment :Oh crap

BigMemo 07-24-2012 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mce (Post 19078395)
Talk about a pain in the ass

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 07-24-2012 05:36 PM

What a fucked up thread!

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garce 07-24-2012 09:11 PM

Of course Emil won't be banned for posting bestiality on GFY. Par for the hypocritical course...


garce 07-24-2012 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrorist (Post 19077509)

Vlad was a hero to his people. Those were harsh times. He had a hard life and he never backed down.

Vlad III has nothing to do with Emil posting a gif of a woman getting ass-fucked by a horse.

ShoeBox 07-24-2012 09:22 PM

emil needs banned

John-ACWM 07-25-2012 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrorist (Post 19077509)

Vlad the Impaler, seems like his m.o..

martinsc 07-25-2012 08:42 PM

:Oh crap :Oh crap

CyberHustler 07-25-2012 08:47 PM

:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 07-26-2012 01:03 AM

Thats what I CALL a theme park ride! :thumbsup

Markul 07-26-2012 01:10 AM

that's just horrible ><

anexsia 07-26-2012 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terrorist (Post 19077509)

:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 07-26-2012 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 19080859)
Vlad the Impaler, seems like his m.o..

aka dracula im wondering if these were customers from that dinner in japan where that guy served his penis for dinner. maybe they have a craving now. :Oh crap watch out :1orglaugh


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