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brassmonkey 07-25-2012 07:24 AM

Man has penis stolen by masked intruders after alleged affairs
 
A MAN is recovering in hospital after four men broke into his flat and cut off his penis.

Police are hunting the masked intruders, who are thought to have acted over accusations that their victim was engaged in affairs with local women.

The 41-year-old told cops he had been asleep when the men burst into his bedroom around 4am.

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L-Pink 07-25-2012 07:40 AM

Penis burglars?

brassmonkey 07-25-2012 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19079371)
Penis burglars?

i suspect they were the husbands of the wives he was porking. :1orglaugh will it be a lesbian affair now?

ottopottomouse 07-25-2012 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19079378)
i suspect they were the husbands of the wives he was porking. :1orglaugh will it be a lesbian affair now?

Just needs to buy a strap-on and continue.

digitalfantasies 07-25-2012 08:18 AM

one of those moments when you realize you should never take your penis for granted...

geedub 07-25-2012 08:21 AM

Thanks DVTimes

DatePoster 07-25-2012 08:57 AM

I dont think this was the 1st cock napping those masked intruders pulled off :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 07-25-2012 09:00 AM

This message is hidden because geedub is on your ignore list. :) what?

CyberHustler 07-25-2012 09:03 AM

:1orglaugh

bloggerz 07-25-2012 09:07 AM

Ouch.... lol

idolbucks 07-25-2012 09:17 AM

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone"

Didn't feel a thing WHAT

michael.kickass 07-25-2012 10:05 AM

Fuck, that's crazy.

brassmonkey 07-25-2012 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by idolbucks (Post 19079572)
"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off. I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone"

Didn't feel a thing WHAT

talk about getting caught with your pants down :1orglaugh man to girl over nite


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