Why are assholes so assholish?!!
 

seriously though.. do dickheads even have a clue they're dicks?

or do they just not give a fuck?

<annoyed>

that is all.

Assholes are even bigger assholes then they appear to be. Same for dickheads.

For example:

Tonight we had a dinner party with friends and girls from our site. After the restaurant we all went to a pub and drank. The girls got a little horny and were fooling around, flashing etc. No big deal.

I left to put something in my car and on my way back I got stopped by these 3 ASSHOLES who were sitting nearby and saw the girls said "So uh, eh, uh, ehhhhhhh, yo, yo yo, uh, ehhhh, are a, you know, are doze girls like, er, prost ee toots? Eh! How much deh charge, eh? Fungooo! Mingaaaaa!"

Fucking, stupid, idiot, assholes. Dickeads with a capital DICK. You know the type. 3 Fucking losers all trying to out-loser the other.

I called the lead asshole an asshole, right in front of his friends. When I did the other 2 assholes became super dickhead macho, trying to be completely threatening, and not at all drunk. I'm a tall skinny guy who couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag but I wasn't afraid of these losers. They just ran off a few more assholish comments and stumbled away.

Here's some of what they were being so stupid about.

http://livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pictur...2012/gno14.jpg

http://livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pictur...2012/gno18.jpg

If they weren't such idiots they could have hung out and had a beer, but instead they had to be dickheads. Too bad for them. It must suck to be a dickhead.

ya I've noticed that assholes tend to like lose options when they are such dicks.. they don't even realize that YOU CAtch more flies with honey.. YEESH.

and why do guys think when a girl is feeling a lil - flirty and playful that it means she'll take money to let you fuck her? are they all morons? ALL OF THEM?

meh. if only i liked vagina, I'd be a lesbian. oh well.

nice looking girls

sounds like it was a good party:thumbsup

i cant afford an asshole... :(

Which kinda screws with my 1st love in my life, but nobodys perfect I suppose... :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

If you're going to do something I suppose it's best to try to be the best. No gold medal for being the best or biggest asshole in the room though. Just a heads up to all you assholes out there.

Who is, or is not, considered an asshole is really up to your tender wittle feelings, and perception of those who are offended by others and their actions. Whether your pal, or a complete stranger who does not know you from Adam.

Those most consider assholes simply do not care. Whether it's because they're selfish, lack apathy, sympathy, or whatever. I do not think anyone actually "tries" to be an asshole. They simply have certain personality traits where they do not give a flying fuck about the opinion and feelings of the fry cook, complete strangers on message boards, or alike.

:2 cents:

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes.

Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through.

But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything!

So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks.


But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck.

And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

Where do the 'jews' fit in your analogy?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dear Abbie

Me and a few friends were at the local watering hole downing a few cold ones when our night was rudely interrupted by a group of loud obnoxious people that obvously had no consideration for anyone around them. This escalated over the course of the night to some of their group exposing themselves and laughing as other patrons were offended. I confronted one of the organizers in the parking lot but he seemed oblivious to what an inconsiderate asshole he was being taking a bunch of whores out to act like whores and infringe on decent people.

I'm not sure what their problem was. Am I justified in feeling put upon by this? Thanks Abbie

Not sure about being a dickhead (they may have been), but I would not call them stupid. Majority of people seeing those chicks would assume they are some sort of a call girl.

Spoken like a quintessential asshole :1orglaugh

What is it with you and fry cooks anyway? Is it a personal fetish or something?

Seems you can't ever string more than two sentences together without using that word.

Odd.

Pretty much what I was thinking :)

I'm a jew, not religious but.. we're not all assholes. SOME sure, but some of everyone is a fucking asshole!!

ps. where the fuck is the "like" button, I keep looking for it because I love all the replies (FB HAS RUINED ME!)

xo

Assholes = People who think they're amusing and care little about annoying or upsetting others.

Paul Markham = #1 Asshole

pretty sure dickheads have no idea. to them they are perfect!

Some here even admire dickheads.

I'll argue on points I believe in, try to not get into personal attacks. OK sometimes do get dragged in. Some people here are just plain assholes with little to offer.

Thank you for proving my point toots. Now go get yourself a beer, and cry in it.

:pimp

Because their parents were assholes!