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corvette 08-15-2012 12:42 PM

Mt Dew has public poll to name new soda and has to shut promotion down
 
Mt. Dew had a "Dub the Dew" campaign to let the Internet choose the name for a green-apple infused soft drink...awfully optimistic


But promoters forgot just what they were dealing with when soliciting the opinion of the masses ? these were, after all, the same people who exiled rapper Pitbull to a Walmart in Alaska. As could have been expected, the results of Dub the Dew were so offensive and useless that the entire promotion needed to be shut down.

?Hitler did nothing wrong,? ?Diabeetus,? and ?Gushing Granny? all topped the online rankings to name the new drink, which Mountain Dew describes as ?Classic Mtn Dew with green apple attitude.? Other high ranking suggestions included ?Soda? and ?Sierra Mist,? but the online shenanigans did not stop there.

In addition to simply bombarding the poll with hilariously unusable names, the pranksters even went so far as to hack into the site, adding a banner that read ?Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!? and a pop-up message that resulted in an unwanted RickRolling.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/...#ixzz23e5ApQ1M

fitzmulti 08-15-2012 12:47 PM

Sounds like Grapesoda might have been behind all of this! ;-) j/k

ShoeBox 08-15-2012 12:47 PM

Well duh , how dumb cant there marketing team be

SuckOnThis 08-15-2012 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ShoeBox (Post 19126202)
Well duh , how dumb cant there marketing team be

*their

:1orglaugh

alias 08-15-2012 01:05 PM

Free article on time.com though.

DamageX 08-15-2012 01:10 PM

So who posted their promo link on 4chan?

RebelR 08-15-2012 01:25 PM

I was seriously crying reading that.. thanks.. I needed that.

TheSquealer 08-15-2012 01:52 PM

4chan.
haha

xNetworx 08-15-2012 02:05 PM

Fapple :1orglaugh

corvette 08-15-2012 02:35 PM

well, what can go wrong from letting the internet make this decision...

Tofu 08-15-2012 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by corvette (Post 19126933)
well, what can go wrong from letting the internet make this decision...

My thoughts, exactly. They walked right into that.

SiMpLe 08-15-2012 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 19126200)
Sounds like Grapesoda might have been behind all of this! ;-) j/k

lmao :thumbsup:thumbsup

topsiteking 08-15-2012 07:03 PM

Epic.




8char

mpecker 08-15-2012 07:07 PM

Gushing Granny :1orglaugh

sarettah 08-15-2012 07:36 PM

And poilticians want to put our elections online :1orglaugh

_Richard_ 08-15-2012 07:38 PM

they should have just gone for 'diabeetus'

Relentless 08-15-2012 07:46 PM

Brilliant

ElleSorbet 08-15-2012 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19126616)
Fapple :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh kudos to them

candyflip 08-15-2012 08:15 PM

Green Apple infused Mt. Dew sounds fucking disgusting.

versa 08-15-2012 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19127594)
they should have just gone for 'diabeetus'

Heh, great name!

PornMD 08-15-2012 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 19126200)
Sounds like Grapesoda might have been behind all of this! ;-) j/k

Heh, just made me think of another name option they should have had - Rape Soda.

krylon 08-15-2012 10:56 PM

Paul Markham would have been a great name.

garce 08-15-2012 11:09 PM

My grandmother was a fan of Mountian Dew way back in the late sixties. Now its cool.

Haha.

RebelR 08-16-2012 09:07 AM

On a good note, Wilford Brimley is still alive if they go with Diabeetus, but I don't think he can drink it in a commercial.

corvette 08-16-2012 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpecker (Post 19127557)
Gushing Granny :1orglaugh

that was their best choice of the lot...

sobecash 08-16-2012 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19127594)
they should have just gone for 'diabeetus'

:thumbsup

Tom_PM 08-16-2012 12:44 PM

I would have to go with Slurm.

Although Fapple sounds like a winner.

V_RocKs 08-19-2012 03:36 PM

Seems all of my hard work has paid off.

kazbalah 08-19-2012 07:19 PM

lol thats really funny, spend 2 minutes reading peoples comments on youtube and anyone can see what ideas the unwashed masses come up with..

JFK 08-19-2012 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 19127592)
And poilticians want to put our elections online :1orglaugh

those lying whores deserve everything we can throw at them. Lets do it :thumbsup

dantes 08-20-2012 09:02 AM

those morans

mikesouth 08-20-2012 09:13 AM

That's just awesome....just awesome


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