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mineistaken 08-15-2012 06:16 PM

Paul Markham jokes are getting old
 
They may have been funny some time ago, but now they are not anymore. Same after same is not funny. Every fifth thread has some "witty" Paul Markham joke in it..

ShoeBox 08-15-2012 06:17 PM

this thread has magic join links

L-Pink 08-15-2012 06:19 PM

.......... not as old as Paul.

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Freaky_Akula 08-15-2012 06:24 PM

We need Paul Markham's expert opinion on this!

escorpio 08-15-2012 06:24 PM

I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born. And while it may be hard for the internet generation to grasp, there was a time when this business was harder to get into and made a hell of a lot more money because there was no such thing as free porn. And since everyone jerks off and 99.9% of us enjoy visual stimulation when we do EVERYBODY HAD TO BUY PORN! Shit, I wish I could get back all the money I spent on porn in the 80's and 90's. Probably be about $10k. You know how much I've spent on porn in the last 12 years? Less than $100. Think about that the next time you want to bash Paul, you damn young'uns.

MrCain 08-15-2012 06:26 PM

Ban Paul Markham for life = problem solved.

mineistaken 08-15-2012 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19127492)
.......... not as old as Paul.

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I expected this joke to be among the first 3 replies :thumbsup

mineistaken 08-15-2012 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19127500)
I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born.

I agree 100.00% :2 cents:

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Originally Posted by Freaky_Akula (Post 19127499)
We need Paul Markham's expert opinion on this!

That was funny :)

MrCain 08-15-2012 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19127500)
I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born. And while it may be hard for the internet generation to grasp, there was a time when this business was harder to get into and made a hell of a lot more money because there was no such thing as free porn. And since everyone jerks off and 99.9% of us enjoy visual stimulation when we do EVERYBODY HAD TO BUY PORN! Shit, I wish I could get back all the money I spent on porn in the 80's and 90's. Probably be about $10k. You know how much I've spent on porn in the last 12 years? Less than $100. Think about that the next time you want to bash Paul, you damn young'uns.

A mini-wall of text? I see what you did there!

mineistaken 08-15-2012 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips (Post 19127503)
I don't even know Paul Markham or what he is about

You must be blind or trolling. Either way there is no surprise why nobody wants to take your business proposition seriously.

Just Alex 08-15-2012 06:40 PM

Chuck Norris was baptized in the church of Paul Markham.

Rochard 08-15-2012 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 19127500)
I don't understand why the guy doesn't get a little more respect. Sure he rambles on and on about the same shit but that's what old people do. The fact is he was in this business before a lot of you were even born. And while it may be hard for the internet generation to grasp, there was a time when this business was harder to get into and made a hell of a lot more money because there was no such thing as free porn. And since everyone jerks off and 99.9% of us enjoy visual stimulation when we do EVERYBODY HAD TO BUY PORN! Shit, I wish I could get back all the money I spent on porn in the 80's and 90's. Probably be about $10k. You know how much I've spent on porn in the last 12 years? Less than $100. Think about that the next time you want to bash Paul, you damn young'uns.

He hasn't done anything to gain respect. He was an average photographer who sold filler content. Now he things he's an expert on everything.

But the magic join pages were the best. That shit was fucking funny!

epitome 08-15-2012 06:59 PM

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anexsia 08-15-2012 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 19127549)
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Stop saying his name! My credit card was just magically billed for Paul Markham Teens, FUCK*(@&!!!

PornMD 08-15-2012 10:06 PM

Admittedly the ribbing of him is getting old, but I was expecting the post to say "almost as old as Paul Markham".

johnnyloadproductions 08-15-2012 10:08 PM

If you were to parse every word ever said on here...

Paul and Markham would easily be in the top 20... for nouns definitely at the top.

krylon 08-15-2012 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19127486)
They may have been funny some time ago, but now they are not anymore. Same after same is not funny. Every fifth thread has some "witty" Paul Markham joke in it..

haha! that was a great one! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

garce 08-15-2012 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19127486)
They may have been funny some time ago, but now they are not anymore. Same after same is not funny. Every fifth thread has some "witty" Paul Markham joke in it..

That sums up GFY as a whole. Irrelevant is as irrelevant does.

PornMD 08-15-2012 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 19127782)
That sums up GFY as a whole. Irrelevant is as irrelevant does.

It's been worse though. Remember when there were a lot of threads about Fatfoo? Even to the point of someone publicizing that they bought his sig? Someone posting inane irrelevant posts was one of the biggest topics of discussion here once. At least Markham's posts are relevant to the industry (or try to be).

digitalfantasies 08-16-2012 05:06 AM

I would love to have Paul on my forum... forum needs members like Paul to be successful. If Paul ever wants to leave... GFY will probably will pay him large sums of money to keep the forum running...

I also agree on the subject.. jokes are fine.... some a very funny, most are just not funny anymore, too disrespectful and insulting. Give the man a break

Django 08-16-2012 05:24 AM

i respect his opinions even if i disagree 99%

Rebel D 08-16-2012 09:12 AM

the cavemen laughed at paul markham jokes

TheLegacy 08-16-2012 09:17 AM

mineistaken
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He's been posting 9 times more than you - wait until you hit 35k posts and see if you're jokes are old too LOL


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