Thursday Humor... let's share some jokes!!!!
 

Here's mine

Would you rather be an alcoholic with Parkinson's or alzheimer's???



























I say Parkinson's as I rather be able to at least drink half my beer then to forget where I've put it ;-)

Badaboom!!!

Penis's come in 4 sizes. Small, medium, large and "oh my god does that come in white?"

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Paul Markham

Shortest joke:: Baby seal walks into a club...


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Good first joke!

All right, that made me laugh.

3 Gay Men are in a Tub Chilling, when all of a sudden, a used condom pops up and is floating in the middle of the tub. One of them says "Ok! Which one of you Farted?"

Q: What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
A: At Easter, you get to hide your own eggs.

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.

After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.

Q: Why did Jesus die on the cross?

A: He forgot his safe word.*








* Please note: for maximum impact, tell this joke on Good Friday.

Why did Mitt Romney cross the road?

To take another side.


(I will be here all week. Be sure and tip your waitress well so she can buy me a drink when I finish tonight)

Jman! I'd rather have Parkinsons....then I'd have an excuse for spilling my drink on people.