Super villain or super hero, which would you rather be?
 

I think I'd go bad, would be much easier to dump chicks. Plus they wouldn't give you no lip either, if they new you could LITERALLY nail their ass. :)

Both
 

I want to be James Bond, either Connery or Craig. But I also want Goldfinger's money. Or Scrooge McDuck's money, since he made Goldfinger look like a bum.

Money is cool, but as Bond you meet women with cool names like Pussy Galore.

I would be Paul Markham

Crap, such an obvious choice and I forget to put it in the poll... :Oh crap

Batman :)

I would go bad as well. Apparently they make all the money.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:pimp

The problem with being a villain, is that they never seem to take a break and enjoy the fruits of their villainy. But as a hero, all the whiny public would constantly look to you to bail them out of trouble, just imagine that you are superman, about to bed some hottie when your super hearing tells you that there's trouble brewing. How in the hell are you supposed to tune that out while getting some ass? Would be a total boner kill.

So weighing the pros and cons on either side.. I might have to go Villain.

I am already super hero :D My super power is common sense.

what about to be the satan itself??..am I crazy too much....

Super Villain of course - these guys knows what they want, they got the nastiest girls they put it wherever they want, without asking. They are more fun and cool.
They got the money and they don't have to prove themselves all the time to be bad.
Once you go bad - you're always bad. SUCKERS ! Muhhahaha!

While the good guys are wearing stockings, always beaten, always butt hurt and gets the girl with glasses who want support them by anal or at least swallowing....
They have to sew their dirty underwear themselves and people are caring about that much : Z-E-R-O.

I am a Super Hero!!

FTW :thumbsup

Never seen a superhero get a paycheque.

Hero or villain is just a question of point of view. Ones hero is the others villain. Hollywood loves simplified bullshit of course (and I admit sometimes I love it too.... when it comes to movies).

my choice too for a super hero, batmans rich. spidermans always broke.
but id rather be the super villain with Hancock's powers and take over the world.
ill take your head and shove it up his ass!

Superhero of course.. with a painted cape!

Brad

the bad guy :evil-laug :evil-laug :evil-laug

Depends what powers i would have

I would love to be Superman for all the right reasons.

but... I would love to General Zod for all the great reasons!:thumbsup

Plus, if you're bad, you can always go "temporarily good", whereas the opposite would no longer entitle you to the super hero name. :)

I want to be the super hero with special x-ray eyes so I could pretend to be the good and overly kind super hero and meet up with tons of hot girls who love me because I am so nice and stuff. But in reality all I would do all day is using my super x-ray eyes to look at tits, pussy and ass. At night I would lock the door, put on my dress and jerk off to all my x-ray pics of the day.

(yes, I would have a special x-ray camera option too)

Yeah, thinking about it.. If I were a super hero, I would probably be arrested for rape

Uhm, wait, how would all that make you a super hero? :1orglaugh

Why can't I just be both? I can cause the problems then save the city.. Rinse, repeat.. Good results. haha

what? It doesn't go that way in the comics?

I wanna be a super pornstar hero!!

Fuck fuck fuck, do some drugs and fuck fuck fuck more.. hot bitches all day long ;)

Since we're on the "make your own super hero"

Wait, who's talking about comics? :eek7

I wish I was Deadpool

Deadpool?

http://anexsia.net/deadpool.jpg

"Deadpool is a fictional character, a mercenary and anti-hero appearing in comic books published by Marvel Comics."

Neither. Too much responsibility, too much work.

They both get the girls...and you can't have one without the other.

Not necessarily. If you're a super villain, you get others to work for you, 'cause they fear you. Good guys get to bust their own asses though.

Looks like we have a disproportionate number of super-villains. Those of you choosing hero are going to be busy. For those of us villains, I propose a schedule of mayhem. I'll take the 15th of each month. Eneryone cool with that?

I want to be some badass like dracula!