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LA Crew 08-30-2012 10:47 AM

Courtney Stodden turns 18 immediately blasted with porn offers
 
http://www.thefablife.com/files/2012...18th_main1.jpg

Courtney Stodden turned 18 years old yesterday which means she can vote or play the lotto or accept any one of the FOUR offers she's already received to be a hardcore porn star!

One of the companies is Brazzers which says it wants to "showcase [her] talents" by featuring her in a scene with male porn star Keiran Lee who Brazzers describes as the man with the "million dollar penis."

DamageX 08-30-2012 10:49 AM

Can she drink legally?

fitzmulti 08-30-2012 10:53 AM

Wacky chick...but it'd be fun as hell to see her shoot some porn! :P

Just Alex 08-30-2012 11:06 AM

She'll be doing porn sooner or later. Too bad no-one will remember who the fuck she is.

DamageX 08-30-2012 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 19154224)
Wacky chick...but it'd be fun as hell to see her shoot some porn! :P

Yeah, I'd download a torrent of her doing double anal.

SKUP 08-30-2012 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19154250)
She'll be doing porn sooner or later. Too bad no-one will remember who the fuck she is.

I will never forget her

lucas131 08-30-2012 11:27 AM

18 and looking for 40, congrats whore

scottybuzz 08-30-2012 11:33 AM

who is she?

DamianJ 08-30-2012 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 19154307)
who is she?

plus one.

DamageX 08-30-2012 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 19154307)
who is she?

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=courtney+stodden

CaptainHowdy 08-30-2012 11:37 AM

She looks 30 ...

CourtneyR 08-30-2012 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19154322)
She looks 30 ...

True, really though. She is really gonna look haggard and plastic by the time she is 25.

shinmusashi44 08-30-2012 11:46 AM

She looks gross as hell. I don't understand what people see in these fake blonde sluts. Give me a petite Asian girl any day.

SmutHammer 08-30-2012 11:52 AM

ummm even after google, still have no clue who she is.

Just turned 18? I'm 35, she looks older than me...

NaughtyRob 08-30-2012 11:59 AM

She looked like a milf two years ago.

Evil Chris 08-30-2012 12:01 PM

never heard of her

NaughtyVisions 08-30-2012 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CourtneyR_FFN (Post 19154335)
True, really though. She is really gonna look haggard and plastic by the time she is 25.

Quote:

Originally Posted by shinmusashi44 (Post 19154345)
She looks gross as hell. I don't understand what people see in these fake blonde sluts. Give me a petite Asian girl any day.

Her tits are real. I can't speak for her face though...


grumpy 08-30-2012 12:06 PM

never heard of her

Mr Pheer 08-30-2012 12:08 PM

Why does it not suprise me that Brazzers and other companies made her offers for a porn video even though she is married.

Really classy move, guys. And you scratch your heads and wonder why most people look at pornographers as disgusting people.

CDSmith 08-30-2012 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 19154391)
never heard of her

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19154402)
never heard of her

Add me to that list. Courtney who?

NaughtyVisions 08-30-2012 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 19154307)
who is she?

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19154313)
plus one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ed Hammer (Post 19154365)
ummm even after google, still have no clue who she is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 19154391)
never heard of her

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 19154402)
never heard of her

I call bullshit. How can any of you not know this fucking classic piece of music?


DamageX 08-30-2012 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19154408)
Why does it not suprise me that Brazzers and other companies made her offers for a porn video even though she is married.

Really classy move, guys. And you scratch your heads and wonder why most people look at pornographers as disgusting people.

Well, it made the news, didn't it? Not exactly any different than Hirsch's repeated $10 million offers to whoever makes the news. :)

NaughtyVisions 08-30-2012 12:12 PM

Just saw this....:1orglaugh


Scott McD 08-30-2012 12:13 PM

http://www.exposix.com/files/ans_att...79-480x720.png


http://cdn04.cdn.thesuperficial.com/...38-480x720.jpg


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f58t6a-76m...2Bstodden2.jpg

Freaky_Akula 08-30-2012 12:16 PM

She is fucking ugly. She would need to be doing at least a Rocco style rough DP for me to watch that.

NaughtyVisions 08-30-2012 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 19154408)
Why does it not suprise me that Brazzers and other companies made her offers for a porn video even though she is married.

Wait, what? That's your beef with these public porn offerings these studios are throwing out? The fact that she's married, not the cheap publicity tactics?

She's married, so she can't do porn. So I guess no performers in porn are married? Of all the bullshit publicity driven offers Hirsch (and now others) have thrown out there, this is probably the only one that has potential to materialize. Octomom and the others they were cashing in soley on the celeb's current rounds in the news. With Stodden, not only do they have that, but they've also seen her wave her stuff around on Twitter and everywhere else. The girl loves to show off her body and be sexy (whether her face is ugly or not...), it seems natural that as soon as she's legal, porn companies try to snatch her up. These seem like the most legitimate offers that have come out.

Eyeball 08-30-2012 12:21 PM

If shes 18 in those i dread to think what the skank will look like when she hits 30.

beks001 08-30-2012 12:23 PM

She's ONLY 17????? WTF, she looks completely washed up already. She will be leather skinned and likely looking 60 at 30.

Aidoru 08-30-2012 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19154294)
18 and looking for 40, congrats whore


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

JFK 08-30-2012 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19154294)
18 and looking for 40, congrats whore

:1orglaugh:thumbsup indeed:2 cents:

Scott McD 08-30-2012 12:53 PM

Even still, i bet she's a fun ride! :2 cents:

NaughtyVisions 08-30-2012 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19154530)
Even still, i bet she's a fun ride! :2 cents:

I was thinking the same thing....lights out and I bet she fucks like a wild animal. :2 cents:

Spunky 08-30-2012 01:06 PM

It's only a matter of time,she looks like she would do anything for some fame

mOrrI 08-30-2012 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucas131 (Post 19154294)
18 and looking for 40, congrats whore

Indeed...
Worn out ....

nikki99 08-30-2012 01:20 PM

nice abs

georgeyw 08-30-2012 01:29 PM

haha what the hell, she married the guy from green mile ? He must be in his 50's by now and she is 18?

dgraves 08-30-2012 01:52 PM

Wow, 18 going on 35?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f58t6a-76m...2Bstodden2.jpg

ninavain 08-30-2012 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eyeball (Post 19154443)
If shes 18 in those i dread to think what the skank will look like when she hits 30.

hate to say it... but the odds of her making it to 30 are.....well you get the point

ninavain 08-30-2012 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dgraves (Post 19154656)

skankeroni

fitzmulti 08-30-2012 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19154619)
haha what the hell, she married the guy from green mile ? He must be in his 50's by now and she is 18?

LOL they got married like 2 years ago when she was 16...you must have been asleep when that happened...
;-)

1215 08-30-2012 03:10 PM

that 43 year old in some other thread looks 100 times better.

this chick doesnt look like a teen, so why do people want to pawn off an 18 year olds body in some sex tape?

at least the olson twins still looked like teens before they became zombie vampires on slimfast.

scuba steve 08-30-2012 03:29 PM

i just watched that dr drew clip. what the fuck was that episode about? literally seemed like an easy way to get to get her tits out

BareBacked 08-30-2012 03:38 PM

She looks 30

topsiteking 08-30-2012 04:00 PM

Hope she says yes.haha

MasterBlow 08-31-2012 08:14 AM

http://p.twimg.com/AubNP6YCIAALSbY.jpg:large

http://p.twimg.com/Apg67rMCAAIGQ_E.jpg:large

she looks fuckable

seeandsee 08-31-2012 08:18 AM

18 yrs, great she will not have 20 yrs of porn carrier min with such body

DVTimes 08-31-2012 08:19 AM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1079...tney+Stodde n

LiveDose 08-31-2012 08:22 AM

Trying to find one pic of her where she actually looks normal...

DamageX 08-31-2012 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 19155831)
Trying to find one pic of her where she actually looks normal...

http://cdn01.cdn.thesuperficial.com/...05-435x580.jpg

http://www.thesuperficial.com/courtn...urgery-10-2011

John-ACWM 08-31-2012 08:27 AM

Looking much older... she would do good in porn anyway :)


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