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xxxjay 08-30-2012 01:07 PM

"Sores On My Dick" (That Ballad of Mr. Marcus)
 

I really don't have personally anything against Mr. Marcus, but I've had to deal with this shit for the last 2-3 weeks, plus he's had the doors to one of my businesses closed for the last 2 weeks. It's only natural it would come out in song...

I'm sure people have thought of doing worse things to him than writing songs...LOL

:2 cents:

ShoeBox 08-30-2012 01:12 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I was here , and this is the funniest shit and pretty catchy toon!

xxxjay 08-30-2012 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShoeBox (Post 19154590)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I was here , and this is the funniest shit and pretty catchy toon!

I woke up yesterday with the "Sores On My Dick" just in my head...that's how a good song starts. I wrote the music, recorded it, and did the video in about 6 hours in my home studio.

L-Pink 08-30-2012 01:30 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nice but nothing on itunes?

.

xxxjay 08-30-2012 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19154623)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nice but nothing on itunes?

.

I guess, I could send it to my CD baby account. I recorded it very quickly, I would want to tighten up some of the rap parts...they are a bit loose and free-styled.

spunky99 08-30-2012 01:44 PM

haha thats great

Imortyl Pussycat 08-30-2012 01:44 PM

that was amazing, i laughed until i shed a tear :1orglaugh i agree with shoe..very catchy, maybe even album worthy

xxxjay 08-30-2012 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 19154644)
that was amazing, i laughed until i shed a tear :1orglaugh i agree with shoe..very catchy, maybe even album worthy

An entire album about pornstars with STDS? It would start as a boxed set!

Redrob 08-30-2012 02:06 PM

With eight more known cases floating around, we may eventually find out that Mr. Marcus is not the source of the outbreak.

This is funny shit; but, until the facts are all in, it is too soon to hang everything on him.

Just my opinion.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2012 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 19154675)

An entire album about pornstars with STDS? It would start as a boxed set!

Aletta Ocean can contribute to the album...

http://3432-philly.voxcdn.com/files/...5530039399.jpg

Maybe she can do a duet with Mr Marcus. :upsidedow

http://www.xcritic.com/admin/SPAW/sp...ges/55/yh3.jpg

Perhaps Mr Marcus can still get some sort of endorsement deal:

http://www.crubby.net/wp-content/gal...potteddick.jpg

:Oh crap

ADG

xxxjay 08-30-2012 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 19154676)
With eight more known cases floating around, we may eventually find out that Mr. Marcus is not the source of the outbreak.

This is funny shit; but, until the facts are all in, it is too soon to hang everything on him.

Just my opinion.

Trust me, some people think I hate him. I don't. He's actually a nice guy. I just woke up with this song in my head and there it is.

:winkwink:

Smiley 08-30-2012 03:57 PM

lol..good one

Dirty D 08-30-2012 04:03 PM

Awesome!

Done up Beastie Boys Style ;)

davethedope 08-30-2012 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 19154676)
With eight more known cases floating around, we may eventually find out that Mr. Marcus is not the source of the outbreak.

This is funny shit; but, until the facts are all in, it is too soon to hang everything on him.

Just my opinion.

I agree- I mean there are so many irresponsible negligent people involved with this and in life in general, putting this unregulated, highly risky industry's problems on him is just scapegoating. There wasn't due dilligence on any producer/director/company who worked with him.

Spunky 08-30-2012 05:18 PM

That made me chuckle,good one

garce 08-30-2012 05:41 PM

I am disappoint. I thought this would be an autobiographical little ditty.

Maybe it is, but I'm just going to go make a sammich and go to bed.

RyuLion 08-30-2012 06:01 PM

lol.....?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2012 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedope (Post 19154948)

I agree- I mean there are so many irresponsible negligent people involved with this and in life in general, putting this unregulated, highly risky industry's problems on him is just scapegoating. There wasn't due dilligence on any producer/director/company who worked with him.

http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-c...1346061457.png

What companies/directors hired Mr Marcus without personally checking his tests?

ADG

xxxjay 08-30-2012 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty D (Post 19154872)
Awesome!

Done up Beastie Boys Style ;)

That's what I was going for old-school Beastie Boys / Public Enemy. With an extra few bars to flaunt my guitar skillz.

:thumbsup

davethedope 08-30-2012 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19155006)
http://content.clearchannel.com/cc-c...1346061457.png

What companies/directors hired Mr Marcus without personally checking his tests?

ADG

I don't know but I know there was a lack of common sense at some point.

Someone posted pics of his cock in a recent shoot and it looked like moldy, bumpy piece of shit- literally- in some broads mouth no less.

Those companies should be sued if anything.

Doctors should be called regarding all talent- double check. It's not like you have to call for thousands of people a day. Just the whoever's shooting that day.

peterk 08-30-2012 11:50 PM

sores on your dick is no laughing matter just hope it never happens to you.

tony286 08-31-2012 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 19154608)
I woke up yesterday with the "Sores On My Dick" just in my head...that's how a good song starts. I wrote the music, recorded it, and did the video in about 6 hours in my home studio.

Samething happened to Paul McCartney with Yesterday but I dont think Tony Bennett will be covering this one. lol. Very funny and creative. :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 08-31-2012 07:49 AM

How long ago did Marcus film with Aletta Ocian?

Jman 08-31-2012 08:00 AM

Fucking EPIC JAY!!!!!!

xxxjay 08-31-2012 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethedope (Post 19155230)
I don't know but I know there was a lack of common sense at some point.

Someone posted pics of his cock in a recent shoot and it looked like moldy, bumpy piece of shit- literally- in some broads mouth no less.

Those companies should be sued if anything.

Doctors should be called regarding all talent- double check. It's not like you have to call for thousands of people a day. Just the whoever's shooting that day.

I agree with you...

http://www.xxxjay.com/wp-content/upl...1.59.09-PM.png

dynastoned 08-31-2012 12:34 PM

what the fuck? rofl i can't believe that bitch willingly put that lumpy cock in her mouth.

shimmy2 08-31-2012 12:47 PM

wtf . . . .

ShoeBox 08-31-2012 06:41 PM

nasty cock

Porno Dan 08-31-2012 10:11 PM

Wait till the music video comes out!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-31-2012 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 19156145)

https://www.shelleylubben.com/sites/...g_syphilis.jpg

So wait, Bang Bros is a Manwin company, and meanwhile Manwin has been using the whole Mr Marcus syphilis situation to bash TTS, an adult industry blood testing competitor to the APHSS, which Manwin endorses and helps fund?!?

So much for Manwin's concern about the performers.

Did Mr Marcus do any other scenes for Manwin companies while he was Stage 1 or Stage 2 infected with syphilis, or during the time he was submitting fake test results?

ADG

JFK 09-01-2012 01:42 AM

sores on my dick
sores on my dick
oh my god got
sores on my dick :jerkoff
:GFYBand

martinsc 09-01-2012 02:08 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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