Is it ok to make a joke about jews and muslims?
 

A Muslim walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair.

He doesn?t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish so he shouts over to the bartender so loudly that everyone can hear, ?Drinks for everyone in here, bartender, but not for that Jew over there.?

Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the Jew gives him a big smile, waves at him, then says, ?Thank you!? in an equally loud voice.

This infuriates the Muslim. He once again loudly orders drinks for everyone except the Jew.

As before, this does not seem to bother the Jewish guy. He continues to smile and again yells, ?Thank you!?

The Muslim asks the bartender, ?What the hell is the matter with that Jew? I?ve ordered two rounds of drinks for everyone in the bar but him, and all the stupid infidel does is smile and thank me. Is he nuts??

?Nope,? replies the bartender. ?He owns the place.?

That's pretty good... the drawing of mohamed was better though, have to get that uploaded!

That was written by a ten year old. I can't be bothered reading it.

Good joke but Muslims don't drink.

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Aw don't let details like that spoil a good bit of racism.

nowhere it says that the muslim had one himself :winkwink:

humor is always good... it lightens up the place.

Jesus loves everyone

i recommend this movie btw

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1735200/

;)

funny one i saw on reddit

A priest and a rabbi walk by an elementary school. The priest asks the rabbi, "want to go screw some kids?" The rabbi asks, "out of what?"

Not true. Remember the likes of Uda and Kusa in Iraq, the wild parties etc. etc. Weren't they Muslim?

Maybe he was a '9/11 hijacker'.

http://ct.fra.bz/ol/fz/sw/i60/5/8/7/...Jew-b7af16.jpg

This one is pretty good too:



ADG

A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"

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"jewish jokes aren't funny, anne frankly they need to stop"

- Angry Jew Cat

That's comedy :1orglaugh

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You mean it's over your head and you can't understand it.

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This joke is older then you.

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n...138/JewCat.jpg

What was Angry Jew Cat banned for the last time, how many lives does AJC have left, and most importantly, what fake nick is he using now?

ADG

Hah! :thumbsup

would you want to be drunk making bombs? :helpme :1orglaugh

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Thread of the week! :thumbsup

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...ked-woman.html

"Great" Britain.

their people just like anyone else some break the rules. :2 cents: :disgust

what did the Palestinian woman ask her husband? "honey does this bomb make my ass look fat?"

i very much believe in this btw - and less religion helps too

hence my movie recommondation below

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And you get pissed when someone posts a watermelon picture? :1orglaugh

http://www.theodora.com/maps/new9/niger_map.gif

I got a kick out of this movie

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1341167/

yeah, i still need to see that one

Laughed my ass off at a few scenes.