Inside please if you believe in guardian angels
 

An amazing 70% (or a number close to that) of all Americans believe in guardian angels.
So that means most people here do.
I could make a post telling you how fucking insane and retarded you are but i won't.
I could ask for any kind of proof but as we all know there isn't any.
So i'm simply gonna make a list to make sure i never do any business with you.
And please just admit it. Your angel won't like it if you are lying about it.

I had a gfy guardian angel that edited my extremely stupid posts, he quit though.

I have a guardian demon. So don't fuck with me.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Isn't it just the same as people who insist on thanking God for everything?

"God was watching over me"

"i could have died in that accident but God decided it wasn't my time"



Fuck off... :disgust

I love these kinds of facts, but the guardian angel one I find most interesting because many people who believe in a guardian angel type figure in their lives, also claim that they are not religious.

25 views and not 1 of those people believes in guardian angels? Highly unlikely.

It's bad karma to talk negatively about my guardian angel or my NRA membership.

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Yeah, that makes a lot of sense...

I see what you did there.

70% seems too high. Is the percentage of Americans who believe in god even that high?

When you think of it, the US has all the symptons of a 3rd world country:
Many very poor people.
High unemployment numbers.
Crazy amount of guns/gun violence.
Crazy amount of religious people.
Always involved in war.

I do not only believe in guardian angels, I am in fact a guardian angel. 3 of my clients are GFYers so I hang about here a lot.

yeah they are all over Chicago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Angels

people actually believe in this??

Why are you linking the million dollar page

Why are you looking at my signature?

"i could have died in that accident but God decided it wasn't my time"

God wanted to smash their car up though :1orglaugh

It's more annoying when paramedics or a general member of the public save someone's life, yet instead of getting the huge thanks and credit they deserve, the person saved would rather thank God and say it's all down to him.

It's disrespectful and quite sickening to be honest...

was hitch-hiking with a friend to port alberni and we got picked up by this dude. we were ripping up this side road and i am in the back with no seat belt. i can't tell you why the spidey sense started tingling, but it did, and i curled into a ball in the seat and as i finished the guy fish tailed and slammed us into the side of a ditch

i was the only one to walk out of the crash without a scratch

believe what you will, i will believe what i will.

I honestly think people like that should be refused medical help next time. They obviously don't need it.

Uhm, so if i have to guess. You believe it was a guardian angel? Ok then.

And what about the other people who did have a scratch? They had no guardian angel? How does that work exactly?

Edit: Anyway, you're added to my batshit crazy list.

All Glory To The HypnoToad.

Right, 150 people read this topic and just 1 admitted to being insane?
What's the problem people? You believe in fairy tales but don't want to admit you do?

oh your opinion means little or nothing, and you're assuming i believe in a guardian angel, which makes me think that you're a bit batshit crazy

but to each their own eh?

Hey man, just guessing...so what is it you're talking about? Or are you not gonna tell?

That bitch was all like "take it away from us Jesus" and I was all like... "nah".

Shit was cash.

no, just relating a story that could very well fall under the 'guardian angel' umbrella

personally i blame acute paranoia

She should have just used her Jedi powers. Had just as good a chance of it working.

I'm sorry then, i was read it wrong.
The way i saw it was you said "something warned me (my guardian angel) and i don't care if you believe it, i do.".

ahh

i try not to believe anything

So that makes a total of 150 views and not 1 person believes in angels...
Right...

what is it like living in a world of absolutes?

Others believe in Health, or Grammar so ...

I have had moments of being a guardian angel for a number of people, all who never found out

I think GFY is not exactly an example of ordinary people... :2 cents:

+1 :thumbsup
We're all batshit crazy in our own way!

I don't believe in guardian angels nor do I believe in god or the devil. If they do exist may they strike the whole internet dead!


see? nothing! Didn't need your imaginary guardian angel to save ya from the fictional wrath of god/devil since all of the above do not exit. Of course, this is just my opinion.

Same country where 46%!!! of the people believe that humans were created by God lol. Pretty much sums up that half of the population is simply retarded.

what does it matter if anyone believes in guardian angels or god to you anyhow? If you don't believe in god, well for your sake, you better be right. And if other people do, what business is it of yours, and why the fuck do you care?

Why you mad bro?

You seem very closed-minded. Anything's possible.

Ah the good ol "you're closed minded" if you don't believe in fairy tales.
Tell me, where does being closed minded stopped? If i don't believe in unicorns, am i closed minded as well? Bigfoot? Purple flying elephants? Do you think there is any difference between your guardian angel and purple flying elephants? Or are both just as likely to exist in your world? Please explain.

I believe in guardian angels. I am just wondering why they are never there when I need them.

Speaking about believing,who believe into Law of large numbers ?

Isn't it funny how no one ever calls you closed minded if you say you don't believe in flying elephants.

Fairy-tales? Entities existing in other dimensions/densities isn't all that crazy of an idea, especially with the advances being made in quantum physics and how we understand the Universe.

I don't personally know if these extradimensional entities exist, but I'm open to the possibility. Who am I to sit here and claim that something like that doesn't exist? How would I know for sure? That goes for you too.

Human beings can only perceive a tiny percentage of what actually exists, we only have our 5 senses to rely on.

Yes and in your fairy tale world it's guardian angels ofcourse.
This has nothing to do with quantum physics and it has everything to do with things you WANT to believe in. There is just as big a chance there are flying elephants in another dimension as there are guardian angels. Yet if i say i don't believe in flying elephants you don't give a shit but if i say i don't believe in guardian angels you get your panties in a bunch and call me close minded. Can't you seriously not see how stupid this is?

i believe in guardian sasquatch