Please read. Sorry to ask...
 

Hi everyone.
Excuse me for asking and I swear that I'm 100% serious about this and not trying to scam anyone.

For the past 8ish months, I've been hit hard financially having to pay a large chunk of my dad's mortgage so he wouldn't lose the house that's been in the family for 60 years, I loaned my brother 10k, a friend of mine 5k and I pay my own way through school.
On top of that I was promised 4k last month, someone else also said I could borrow $1000 two weeks ago but apparently hasn't gotten paid from his advertisers to be able to loan that to me yet, and South Smoke fucked me over pretty bad saying that my money owed was forfeited because they didn't get my tax info, which I faxed twice already and they stopped answering my emails about it.

So now I'm in a bad position with literally $12 in the bank with my power shut off and rent not paid for my own apartment and I swear this is true, my brother had money that he owed me to pay for the electric bill and fucking got robbed last night and I had to pay for a new phone for him today, too..


Sorry for the wall of text, but if anyone could loan me $1000-2000 for a month or two, I promise I'll pay it all back with 10% interest and if you need anything at all done with blogging, blog network building, SEO/SMO, graphics, anything else I'll do it as part of saying thank you. I can also take bank wires (I'm in the USA) or Paypal.

Damn, this sucks to have to write, but I'd really appreciate any help. :(

col.mike7 at yahoo.com

The house has been in your family for 60 years and your still paying on it???? I smell bullshit:321GFY

My dad took out two mortgages, once a few years ago and a few years ago before that after it was paid.

I can provide all documents needed.

I would never bullshit anyone, a few thousand isn't worth ruining my reputation over, but would be extremely helpful right now.

so much for being a baller earning tons of cash to buy several houses in less than year... you spent it all on hookers n blow?

I hear shoebox just ripped someone off for five bucks. Talk to him maybe ha can help you out. I find it pretty sweet how even with no electric you still manage to have the ability to run your pc.. :thumbsup Fucking sweet.

lol, no hookers or blow at all. I spent it all loaning it to my family then I was promised 4k last month but haven't gotten it yet.

I'm not at home, but thanks.

Fine. Does anyone have any projects that pays $1000-2000 up front that I could do instead of making this a charity case?..

Whichever one is more acceptable. I can do all I can to prove that I'm not bullshitting anyone. I'll even scan the disconnect notice if I have to that matches the whois on one of my websites or something like that.

Must have one of those 100 year mortgages...

Im just kidding man. If i could help ya out i would. I just paid my own mortgage, bills and my truck payment and i have like 300 bucks to my name.

It wasn't from the original sale, two were taken out at different times years later for $70k and 50k...

:upsidedow

It's just hard to prove that I'm telling the truth and don't know where else to ask since everyone I know (in real life) is pretty broke..

do you have any cam domain you want to sell

I would if I had any, I've never really promoted cams and only have a Thumblogger Chaturbate blog that gets around 50-200 uniques/day..

do you want to sell it

Sure, but how would I transfer it to you? Twan or anyone else from TL stopped answering forum posts and emails that I've sent months ago..

My bad, I checked and it's not doing as well as I thought it was based on other stats.. I am redirecting mobile, though, and I can do SEO to get it back to page 1 for 'chaturbate'

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VIS6pSkUid...00/chstats.jpg
86.6% organic SE traffic
chaturbateblog.thumblogger.com

I'm not sure it's worth much, though.

Time to bust out the pimpdogg method, straight guy on gay cams.

Does that work?... More importantly, without showing my face?.. :Oh crap

go to work: www.gaycamsy.com

keep thinking..

Sorry to say but this thread could be epic. gl with it.

That was the hardest thing that I've ever written since I really didn't want to.
Thanks :upsidedow

You probably have to show face but apparently it can be quite lucrative, I would start with streamate.

Hm. I'm not really sure if I'd want to do something like that..

Hey Venusblogger, if you're reading this, how much do men make per hour doing cams?

Just wear a cow mask...a lot of gay guys have a cow fetish...

http://medium.cosplay.com/75225/2203015.jpg

What about horses and/or furries?..

You could wear a phantom of the opera mask if you dont want to show your face. If its gay
cams im pretty sure they will want your back to the cam anyway. As long as you dont have your name or a picture of yourself tattooed on your ass i think your identity will be kept safe

I'd like to put off the gay cams idea since I'm sure there will be at least a two week wait for checks, if I even make enough money that fast..

They don't hold your checks at streamate.

I had an argument with them about a year ago about them converting my acct and not paying me even though the TOS said the minimum from the 'combined' accounts is $50 and not all of them individually like they were saying, and I don't think they like me anymore because of that...

youcaring.com Thank me later :thumbsup

If you're a single guy maybe move in with your dad if you're already paying much of the mortgage. Maybe the same with your brother if he's having problems. That's what family is for and you're already helping one another. Best of luck to you. I hope it works out.

Able to generate streammate signups ?

I can scan anything requested. I have a shut off note with my address and I'll give you a website that I own with my name and same address in the whois info or anything else that I need to do to prove it. I knew it was going to be shut off but I was also expecting 4k for a while as well as checks from fucking South Smoke to pay the bills before this happened.

As far as services instead of a loan, I'm all up for that as well. If it's computer related, I can do it and am open to all offers.
I'll even write a full Ebook about blogging, blog networks, SEO/SMO, keyword research, making sales, etc. and sell Ebook reselling rights or something like that, too.

Bear man, bear.

That's the other part of the problem. A few months after loaning my brother money, he was broke again because apparently some girl scammed him, which I don't know the whole story, and he moved in with me. I'd move out in a second if it wouldn't make him homeless since he and my dad don't get along well and my dad already said he isn't welcome there..

hey mike

Would anyone pay $2000 for goldporn-tube.com? 479,444 Alexa without manipulating with toolbars or other bs, PR2, 2-3000 uniques/day on auto for months that makes sales as a Pimproll hosted tube, #2 on Google for 'gold porn tube' (450,000 monthly exact searches) and #2 for 'gold porn' (368,000 monthly exact searches)

Hey :upsidedow

Join the club, I'm dealing with a new money problem/issue with my bank. Fucking money man, wish we could just barter cows and chickens.

Yeah, I shouldn't have loaned that much money at the time.. :(
Sadly I don't even have any cows or chickens to barter with..
I can't wait til Christmas shopping season comes around. I'm already planning for Cyber Monday...

Too bad there isn't a secondary market for affiliate accounts with balances below the minimum payout threshold. If there was such a market, I'd definitely cash out and hook you up. I don't think you'd fuck me over but even if you did, I highly doubt that being fucked over in such a situation would be any more annoying than trying to figure out whether or not to send traffic to any of these shitty programs.

I'd do the same thing too, but for an affiliate program to cash out below minimum is a rarity, unless they're a non-shady affiliate and I'm cancelling my whole acct.. :upsidedow

Most and all cam sites require the face to show or your account will be closed as a performer. Go for it ...more guys should rock cams haha

A lot of people are in a touch spot man, myself included. I just got fucked for $11k last month which will put me in the negative at the end of this month... worst I've been in in over 7 years

However begging for money won't get you anywhere, EVERYONE expects a hand out. I suggest you go look for work, post on CL or freelance boards and try to pick up a few people. Charging someone $500 for SEO/SMO won't be the difficult if you have a track record of success, then all you need is 4 clients and you have your $2,000 that you EARNED rather than trying to borrow from someone.

First thing tomorrow you should create a solid resume and get 3 testimonials of people that you worked with in the past. Put it together in a nice PDF file then just start looking around for companies in your area. Show up at their door with your printed PDF from staples in a nice cover with a contract in hand saying you normally charge $1,000 for this but you are helping out local businesses and will do it for $500 if they signup today.

Just my :2 cents: and exactly what I will be doing to recover this huge loss and I'm certain in 3 weeks I will have more than what I need.

In my case I decided to fund a business out of my own pocket and partnered with people who are not giving it 100%, so now I need to give it 300% to make up, but that was MY RISK and its MY FAULT, so now its time to shine :winkwink:

What if I just made my own cam site, masks only for shy, horny, broke people?.. :helpme :upsidedow

Im sure there is someone with a fetish for the down and out..might work haha! Just when you sign up as a performer on Live Jasmine ..streammate or any the fine print in the performer contract and rules states that you must keep your face on camera