Can you write better headlines?
 

These ads are just downright boring, and yet the photography is superb. Maybe the wordsmiths and punsters here can do a better job.

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My son's wife just told me what a Donkey Punch was

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Glory Hole at the Seniors Home

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Future Stalkers of America candidate

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