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Kovachi 11-28-2012 06:33 PM

I like the occasional drink, what amount makes you an "alcoholic"?
 
:2 cents::2 cents:

Spunky 11-28-2012 06:34 PM

Instead of milk in the Cheerios,you replace it with vodka :(

bns666 11-28-2012 06:43 PM

wine is healthy, gin also.

docputer 11-28-2012 06:45 PM

If you get up in the morning and have a couple drinks just to get started.

newB 11-28-2012 06:48 PM

A functioning alcoholic can have as little as 1/day - but they HAVE to have it.

EddyTheDog 11-28-2012 06:54 PM

I have always considered it being when you have problems (social, economic, health) caused by booze and still drink.

mineistaken 11-28-2012 06:59 PM

Poll fail - you should speak about number of days in a week/month that you drink in order to be called alcoholic.

RyuLion 11-28-2012 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docputer (Post 19337274)
If you get up in the morning and have a couple drinks just to get started.

Quote:

Originally Posted by newB (Post 19337278)
A functioning alcoholic can have as little as 1/day - but they HAVE to have it.

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents:

fuzebox 11-28-2012 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19337294)
Poll fail - you should speak about number of days in a week/month that you drink in order to be called alcoholic.

I personally find the scale of the poll just fine.

ColBigBalls 11-28-2012 07:07 PM

I think an episode of cops. If your on or have been on that show... You know.

TheSquealer 11-28-2012 07:15 PM

I would guess you are an addict when you have trouble stopping or experience withdrawal symptoms when you do stop.

woj 11-28-2012 07:22 PM

any more than couple of times per week for extended periods of time, and you are on a path to becoming an alcoholic...

potter 11-28-2012 07:30 PM

If you start the poll with the lowest option at 5/day you're probably an alcoholic.

Spunky 11-28-2012 07:31 PM

You bring a six pack in the shower :(

mineistaken 11-28-2012 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 19337303)
I personally find the scale of the poll just fine.

You can't be serious... ??

Poll is COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT to the question. Completely.
Ok I drank 15 drinks yesterday, am I alcoholic? How can you tell if you do not know how often I drink? Maybe it was my one day in every 60 days when I drink.

That is the scale that was supposed to be in the poll:

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 19337315)
any more than couple of times per week for extended periods of time, and you are on a path to becoming an alcoholic...

Times per week/month.

baddog 11-28-2012 07:40 PM

When it has a negative affect on your life.

What's a handle?

GregE 11-28-2012 07:44 PM

When you need an "eye opener" to start your day, you're pretty much there.

TrustedJ 11-28-2012 09:24 PM

If you drink every day you are.

ottopottomouse 11-29-2012 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19337334)
What's a handle?

1.75 litre bottle
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nico-t 11-29-2012 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by potter (Post 19337320)
If you start the poll with the lowest option at 5/day you're probably an alcoholic.

lol, thats what i thought.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19337328)
Poll is COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT to the question. Completely.
Ok I drank 15 drinks yesterday, am I alcoholic? How can you tell if you do not know how often I drink? Maybe it was my one day in every 60 days when I drink.

That is the scale that was supposed to be in the poll:



Times per week/month.

um, you're reading it wrong. Per day MEANS every single day. Just like per week means every single week, or per month means every single month.

ManicaMark 11-29-2012 05:13 AM

When you puke your guts up, then drink it 'cos you can't find another beer.

CDSmith 11-29-2012 05:24 AM

It's more about the level of need coupled with the inability to control one's urges that determines whether one is an alky. I don't think there's a set line of # of drinks per day that determines it for all, different people have different tolerances.

But I suppose it's a pretty safe bet that someone pouring 20 per day has a problem, especially if they can't or just plain aren't willing to cut back or stop.

Me, I rarely drink when I "need" a drink. I prefer it when I want one (or three).

seeandsee 11-29-2012 05:25 AM

even 1-2 drinks per day and you are one :)

Dirty Dane 11-29-2012 06:21 AM

The 1 you can't say no.

OldJeff 11-29-2012 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19337334)
When it has a negative affect on your life.

What's a handle?

As an alcoholic, I fully support this answer !!

Number of drinks is irrelevant, it is all about control.

J. Falcon 11-29-2012 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 19337272)
wine is healthy, gin also.

Gin is fucking poison.

J. Falcon 11-29-2012 11:12 AM

Probably if you drink by yourself, often, you are addicted to booze. Same as all drugs.

baddog 11-29-2012 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19337817)

Makes sense . . . yeah, if you do 20 of those you might have a problem

scottybuzz 11-29-2012 11:15 AM

I think an addiction would be when something gets in your way of your normal life. For exaple If you find up you are missing appointments due to drinking.

not how many drinks u have in a day lol. people can handle a lot more than others. what about men vs women?

Tom_PM 11-29-2012 11:15 AM

I can drink a beer everyday but I don't have to drink a beer every day. A 12 pack lasts me about 14 days. If I brew my own I get to have a beer at night and relax and if I don't have beer I drink water or coffee.
Take it or leave it? Not an alcoholic. Gotta have it, regardless of how many? Alcoholic.

J. Falcon 11-29-2012 11:26 AM

If you drink like Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas, you have a problem.

mineistaken 11-29-2012 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 19337835)
um, you're reading it wrong. Per day MEANS every single day. Just like per week means every single week, or per month means every single month.

Then poll is even more retarded than I thought before - if you drink every single day you are, of course, alcoholic, there is no need for poll...
If someone is drinking 5 drinks every single day he is definitely already almost rock bottom absolute alcoholic. You must be retarded to even think that drinking 5 drinks every single day might not count as being alcoholic, let alone rest of the poll options (10, 20 :1orglaugh)

Harmon 11-29-2012 11:30 AM

I can't even read this thread I'm so drunk.

baddog 11-29-2012 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19338403)
Then poll is even more retarded than I thought before - if you drink every single day you are, of course, alcoholic, there is no need for poll...

I guess it depends on your definition of "drink" - Just because you have a beer a day or a glass of wine a day does not mean you are an alcoholic. If your day is spent counting down the minutes before you can have that beer, then you might have a problem; so start early.


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bns666 11-29-2012 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19338370)
Gin is fucking poison.

gin was originally invented as a medicine when monks wanted to preserve juniper with various other spices in alcohol :thumbsup

ok for drinking these days we're talking about a good quality gin, not some cheap shit.

alias 11-29-2012 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19338420)
If your day is spent counting down the minutes before you can have that beer, then you might have a problem; so start early.

:1orglaugh

Shannon G 11-29-2012 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19338420)
I guess it depends on your definition of "drink" - Just because you have a beer a day or a glass of wine a day does not mean you are an alcoholic. If your day is spent counting down the minutes before you can have that beer, then you might have a problem; so start early.


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The fact that I can still call that photo breakfast after all these years, and it doesn't negatively affect my life, and YOU know I'm not kidding should show that you can't break the "a" word down to a "volume-vs-weight-vs-hours in the day" formula. Some of us are born naturals and others were made to drink coffee for breakfast. :thumbsup As long as we're healthy and happy, cheers to that!!:winkwink:

baddog 11-29-2012 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Shannon G (Post 19338668)
The fact that I can still call that photo breakfast after all these years, and it doesn't negatively affect my life, and YOU know I'm not kidding should show that you can't break the "a" word down to a "volume-vs-weight-vs-hours in the day" formula. Some of us are born naturals and others were made to drink coffee for breakfast. :thumbsup As long as we're healthy and happy, cheers to that!!:winkwink:

I never knew you were a fan of craft beers. We are going to have to take a walk during the next Phoenix Forum. http://wobusa.com/Locations/Tempe/Menus/Drafts.aspx

fullporno 11-29-2012 02:57 PM

lol most say 5 day that's about one every 5 hour i don't you even get drunk of that. not that all alcoholics are drunk or all drunk people are alcoholics but 5 a day is not much and alcoholics are addicted to alcohol

_Richard_ 11-29-2012 03:07 PM

heard you can be an alcoholic if you NEED to have one drink a week..

v4 media 11-29-2012 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19337294)
Poll fail - you should speak about number of days in a week/month that you drink in order to be called alcoholic.

I drink every day, but its only about 1/3 pint of proper cider with meals.
that doesn't make me an alcoholic. If it does then the whole of Asturias is.

RyuLion 11-29-2012 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19338814)
I never knew you were a fan of craft beers. We are going to have to take a walk during the next Phoenix Forum. http://wobusa.com/Locations/Tempe/Menus/Drafts.aspx

Count me in :thumbsup:pimp

baddog 11-29-2012 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19338929)
Count me in :thumbsup:pimp

I think we are going after Christmas to make sure it is up to our standards.
:1orglaugh

The Heron 11-29-2012 03:38 PM

Alcoholics go to meetings. I don't go to meetings, I'm not a quitter!

mineistaken 11-29-2012 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fullporno (Post 19338851)
lol most say 5 day that's about one every 5 hour i don't you even get drunk of that. not that all alcoholics are drunk or all drunk people are alcoholics but 5 a day is not much and alcoholics are addicted to alcohol

Its not the point of getting drunk, its the point of why would a normal person drink 5 drinks EVERY DAY. No normal person would do that, its almost rock bottom alcoholic (rock bottom being drinking every day and getting drunk)

mineistaken 11-29-2012 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v4 media (Post 19338874)
I drink every day, but its only about 1/3 pint of proper cider with meals.
that doesn't make me an alcoholic. If it does then the whole of Asturias is.

You well know that I am not talking about nothings like 1/3 pint of cider, thats not even drinking alcohol, its drinking for the meal.

Kovachi 11-29-2012 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19338989)
Its not the point of getting drunk, its the point of why would a normal person drink 5 drinks EVERY DAY. No normal person would do that, its almost rock bottom alcoholic (rock bottom being drinking every day and getting drunk)

You don't sound very fun.. did you have a problem with alcohol that you couldn't control?

I drink daily and I'm extremely functional and productive.

baddog 11-29-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19338992)
You well know that I am not talking about nothings like 1/3 pint of cider, thats not even drinking alcohol, its drinking for the meal.

So, if you drink at dinner it does not count towards the drinking every day or 5 drinks a day?

PornMD 11-29-2012 05:00 PM

Everyone has different definitions of it, but I would say if you drink until drunk multiple times per week every single week, you're probably an alcoholic. That or perhaps a more loose definition - if you drink to get drunk in nearly every social situation, i.e. in order to enjoy yourself you have to be drunk.

I realize that more extreme alcoholism is drinking ALONE all the time, and obviously functional alcoholics might drink several drinks a day and never be drunk, but certainly still have a drinking problem, but I think the fine line between alcoholism and not is more within social situations and drinking irresponsibly on a regular basis.

Part of the reason I say that was because I would go out drinking with a friend a few times a week, and even though we had used to have fun all the time without any alcohol, it became our thing to down a six pack plus a few mixed drinks every time, which is pretty much what it took us to get drunk. At the time I wouldn't have said I was an alcoholic, but looking back on it, I most certainly was. It wasn't til my friend got a DUI that we both stopped it. Til then, we were each blowing $100+ a week on alcohol, which at the time was a lot of money to me.

I've been addicted to soda in the past and quit that too, and though that was daily half gallon or more of soda - every single day, I feel it was similar to the alcohol in that it was an expected thing. Nearly every time I went out with my friend over the span of a few years after we turned 21, we drank.

Kovachi 11-29-2012 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 19339094)
Everyone has different definitions of it, but I would say if you drink until drunk multiple times per week every single week, you're probably an alcoholic. That or perhaps a more loose definition - if you drink to get drunk in nearly every social situation, i.e. in order to enjoy yourself you have to be drunk.

I realize that more extreme alcoholism is drinking ALONE all the time, and obviously functional alcoholics might drink several drinks a day and never be drunk, but certainly still have a drinking problem, but I think the fine line between alcoholism and not is more within social situations and drinking irresponsibly on a regular basis.

Part of the reason I say that was because I would go out drinking with a friend a few times a week, and even though we had used to have fun all the time without any alcohol, it became our thing to down a six pack plus a few mixed drinks every time, which is pretty much what it took us to get drunk. At the time I wouldn't have said I was an alcoholic, but looking back on it, I most certainly was. It wasn't til my friend got a DUI that we both stopped it. Til then, we were each blowing $100+ a week on alcohol, which at the time was a lot of money to me.

I've been addicted to soda in the past and quit that too, and though that was daily half gallon or more of soda - every single day, I feel it was similar to the alcohol in that it was an expected thing. Nearly every time I went out with my friend over the span of a few years after we turned 21, we drank.

I'll drink to that :thumbsup


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