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BareBacked 12-04-2012 04:02 PM

What are you getting your wife for xmas ?
 
Hubbies or wives anyone getting anything ballerific?

Scott McD 12-04-2012 04:09 PM

She asked me what I was getting her for Christmas.

I said "close your eyes, what do you see ??"

She said "fuck all"

I said "that's what you're getting".

96ukssob 12-04-2012 04:16 PM

http://www.bradfitzpatrick.com/store...rce-papers.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CYF 12-04-2012 04:23 PM

not my wife, but I'm getting her a kindle fire.

BareBacked 12-04-2012 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 19351568)
not my wife, but I'm getting her a kindle fire.

Nice one .

NaughtyVisions 12-04-2012 04:56 PM

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=I.47392...69191&pid=15.1

RyuLion 12-04-2012 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 19351557)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CamKing 12-04-2012 05:05 PM

kindle was so 2years ago

LeRoy 12-04-2012 05:07 PM

Nothing too ballerific...

This year she wants 20 hole Doc Martens :thumbsup

NatalieK 12-04-2012 05:12 PM

This year's going to be easy!

My wife's been giving me hints, she keeps singing that Mariah Carey tune "All I want for christmas is you" :thumbsup

CourtneyR 12-04-2012 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 19351568)
not my wife, but I'm getting her a kindle fire.

Should have gone for the iPad mini

JJMinc 12-04-2012 05:19 PM

Well I have it easy...
Wife and I worked out a trade with a realtor (web,mobile site,hosting and management) in exchange for her personal discount on a sandals vacation package..
Our first real vacation in like .....ever :-)

JJ

Yes this was my first post...Thank you for having me

candyflip 12-04-2012 05:19 PM

Kindle Fire HD is a much better choice than iPad mini. Good job there.

Mine is getting another sewing / embroidery machine.

Niktamer 12-04-2012 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 19351643)
Nothing too ballerific...

This year she wants 20 hole Doc Martens :thumbsup

I had those when i was 17 !

Phil LoadedCash 12-04-2012 05:49 PM

The pleasure of blowing me.

Spunky 12-04-2012 05:50 PM

A new Vacuum cleaner and iron,chicks dig that sort of thing

Tjeezers 12-04-2012 06:20 PM

A stuffed chicken

Zeiss 12-04-2012 06:22 PM

Nothing. We don't celebrate it.

JFK 12-04-2012 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x Shady x (Post 19351729)
The pleasure of blowing me.

a gift that keeps on giving:thumbsup :love2suck

Elli 12-04-2012 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by x Shady x (Post 19351729)
The pleasure of blowing me.

And THAT'S why I come to GFY. Thank you :)

Nookster 12-04-2012 07:07 PM

Last year I got my girl a Kindle...she loves it. This year though I don't know yet. She hasn't given me any hints at all. I've been looking at jewelry so far...it's about that time. 4 years almost (not married yet).

ColBigBalls 12-04-2012 07:12 PM

Grille cheese maker so she can make me a sammich!

BareBacked 12-04-2012 07:57 PM

Seem like kindles are in the lead..

mikesouth 12-04-2012 08:04 PM

Fuck that bitch......


Hang on while I go give her her present......

Stann 12-04-2012 08:23 PM

Myself :anon :winkwink:

edgeprod 12-04-2012 08:27 PM

Got her a Windows 8 laptop, just so I could watch the struggle and disappointment. Gave it to her early because she convinced me with sexual favors.

Scott McD 12-05-2012 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColBigBalls (Post 19351859)
Grille cheese maker so she can make me a sammich!

Good call!

Caldo 12-05-2012 02:03 AM

I think it will be something unusual gift this year :pimp

Pandoras 12-05-2012 06:22 AM

if we still beg for our payouts I'll be happy having money even for food :(

Ross 12-05-2012 07:57 AM

A watch, perfume, maybe gift cards for her fav stores for boxing day sales. I want to get her a new phone but I'm not sure how I can do it, I need her old phone for a trade in, I'd like it to be a surprise tho. Maybe I'll just get a gift card to the phone store lol.

2MuchMark 12-05-2012 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19351734)
A new Vacuum cleaner and iron,chicks dig that sort of thing

Of course they dig it. It's what they are best suited for.

Choopa Phil 12-05-2012 09:51 AM

Got her a "Toy Watch" Brand watch, michael kors bag, and a plush Boo the dog.

CurrentlySober 12-05-2012 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CYF (Post 19351568)
not my wife, but I'm getting her a kindle fire.

Your getting someone elses wife a present?

What will her husband say!

Shame on you Sir... Shame on YOU!

J. Falcon 12-05-2012 10:18 AM

Nothing, we're divorced.

Tofu 12-05-2012 10:32 AM

I'm actually taking her to court for custody and welfare fraud.




:)

NaughtyVisions 12-05-2012 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 19352777)
...a plush Boo the dog.

Fuck I should have been smarter and capitalized on this shit. My wife is a hobby breeder, and she occasionally breeds Pomeranians. Some of them are cute as fuck. Never dawned on me to poof their hair out and dress them in stupid little outfits and flood the internet with them. I could be fucking rich by now.

Two of our most recent:
http://eskiepoms.com/images/pb2.png
http://eskiepoms.com/images/hershey2.png

Harmon 12-05-2012 10:42 AM

A Land Rover upgrade. She likes them.

What's a bitch to do? EL OH EL

Chris 12-05-2012 10:44 AM

some photo studio crap

adultchatpay 12-05-2012 10:45 AM

she is asking for a gadget

BareBacked 12-05-2012 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19352888)
A Land Rover upgrade. She likes them.

What's a bitch to do? EL OH EL


Baller status :thumbsup

DWB 12-05-2012 01:48 PM

A new cock ring.

NikKay 12-10-2012 09:20 AM

He's a web designer so ordered the Wacom Intuos5 Touch Large Pen Tablet with wireless accessories and case. Hopefully it's a hit!

BareBacked 12-17-2012 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19353216)
A new cock ring.

How big is his cock?

Minte 12-17-2012 11:30 AM

A Prada handbag and a Herman Miller Aeron chair for her computer desk.

Matyko 12-17-2012 12:14 PM

http://static.bemutatoterem.net/1233148088.jpg

No kidding :)

Plus she was a dancer and I can't really dance so I made a deal with a recommended local dance trainer for private lessons, this is what she is getting from me.. :pimp

Matyko 12-17-2012 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 19352763)
Of course they dig it. It's what they are best suited for.

http://nuttersdelight.files.wordpres...fe-t-shirt.jpg

Wizzo 12-17-2012 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 19375155)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

BareBacked 12-17-2012 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte (Post 19375068)
A Prada handbag and a Herman Miller Aeron chair for her computer desk.

Nice work sir.
Baller Status

Black All Through 12-17-2012 02:25 PM

iPad mini

Matyko 12-18-2012 07:54 AM

wazzup w this thread? :pimp


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