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GrantMercury 01-25-2013 09:08 PM

Swedish woman arrested for having sex with skeletons
 
A Swedish brunette is accused of licking and hugging human skulls in her flat in Gothenburg. The alleged necrophiliac faces up to two years in jail for "disturbing the peace of the dead".

Prosecutors say the 37-year-old kept at least six skulls, a spine and "a large number of other bones" in a secret compartment, along with a drill, body bags and pictures from a mortuary.

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http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...631/442985.jpg

L-Pink 01-25-2013 09:12 PM

A drill?

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GrantMercury 01-25-2013 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19444748)
A drill?

.

Confused me, too. Probably used in the theft of the body (or, the parts).

Captain Kawaii 01-26-2013 12:40 AM

Necro is on the rise...
http://studiocity.patch.com/articles...-oaks-hospital

LESSON: If you're in a hospital, and you feel the death rattle on full, crawl out to the woods. The animals will eat ya but at least the attending nurse won't be fucking ya.

Scott McD 01-26-2013 02:51 AM

Well she sounds like fun!

CurrentlySober 01-26-2013 02:52 AM

i cant afford a skeleton... :(

Double trouble 01-26-2013 03:03 AM

What a sick world we live in

JamesM 01-26-2013 03:09 AM

she need medical treatment, some serious issues with her.

Major (Tom) 01-26-2013 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesM (Post 19444993)
she need medical treatment, some serious issues with her.

must have been tough with no boner
ds

AdultPornMasta 01-26-2013 03:56 AM

That's one way to get boned I suppose.....................

Phoenix 01-26-2013 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19445004)
must have been tough with no boner
ds

[QUOTE=Adultpornmasta;That's one way to get boned I suppose..................... [/QUOTE]


She must have really wanted to get boned.
She just wanted to bone..

i was scrolling down the thread, thinking no one said it..no one said it.
then you two were there..haha

AdultPornMasta 01-26-2013 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19445068)
She must have really wanted to get boned.
She just wanted to bone..

i was scrolling down the thread, thinking no one said it..no one said it.
then you two were there..haha

It's that whole early morning/coffee/cigarette thing. Glad this attempt at humor worked because the other one I tried failed miserably but I sincerely apologized for it.

:)

The Duck 01-26-2013 06:06 AM

Old news.

BIGTYMER 01-26-2013 06:11 AM

I'm sure this stuff happens all the time in morgues.. :(

TommyM 01-26-2013 06:17 AM

Is that not normal?

ottopottomouse 01-26-2013 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19444748)
A drill?

.

http://i.imgur.com/nNsxF8E.jpg

FingerPrinter 01-26-2013 06:41 AM

Not sure who's more of a psycho bitch, the necrophiliac or SwirlsGirl

John-ACWM 01-26-2013 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19445128)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Grapesoda 01-26-2013 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii (Post 19444897)
Necro is on the rise...
http://studiocity.patch.com/articles...-oaks-hospital

LESSON: If you're in a hospital, and you feel the death rattle on full, crawl out to the woods. The animals will eat ya but at least the attending nurse won't be fucking ya.

daymn!! I should have NEVER moved out of studio city... that place has stepped up :thumbsup

DBS.US 01-26-2013 07:06 AM

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