What is the best way to escape from a basement/dungeon?
 

Assuming you have no key to the locked door and are wearing a ball gag.

There is no escape.
Everyone on GFY lives in mamas basement and earns > 1 million.

Call the GFY Friendship club, they will come and get you out.

Post on GFY and ask someone to come let you out.

Find a way to kill your captor.

Is there a table?

If you can't give yourself a blowjob, you'll need to escape. Fire about twenty RPG rounds at the wall, digging a nice tunnel to the back yard. Sweet freedom. If you forgot your RPG, then prop your legs up on something and try harder to reach that dick. The neck muscles can be stretched over time and once you can touch your tongue to the purple helmet, you know its only a matter of time.

In your case...., you could call your mother down from upstairs.

:winkwink:

...and a saw?





.:)

That's pretty much what I was thinking.

You know the brilliance of that scene? EVERYONE would choose the Katana.

first what you will need is a stick of gum, some old clothes, laundry detergent and a drain cap (that circle thing with holes in it)

I beg to differ. I would have chose the steering wheel and drove his face into the barometer. It makes for better conversation. :2 cents:

:) Tarantino style!

Thanks everyone, it all worked out fine.

:1orglaugh

Never mind my suggestion about passing the time by sucking yourself off. I didn't see that you had a ball gag in your mouth.

Next time, just ask D.Darnato

LMAO!
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