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J. Falcon 02-18-2013 12:10 PM

Are most bouncers assholes?
 
Please give your opinion.

spiederman 02-18-2013 12:12 PM

yes! because i say so

bigluv 02-18-2013 12:12 PM

You need to rethink why you give a shit.

skrog 02-18-2013 12:12 PM

It's pretty much their job to be an asshole.

Sly 02-18-2013 12:13 PM

They're supposed to be.

J. Falcon 02-18-2013 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 19487102)
You need to rethink why you give a shit.

Good point, but this is GFY, and I like funny replies, so thanks.

stinkyfingers 02-18-2013 12:14 PM

only to you :2 cents:

sandman! 02-18-2013 12:15 PM

yessssssss

J. Falcon 02-18-2013 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stinkyfingers (Post 19487110)
only to you :2 cents:

Wow, cool answer! very witty. Now fuck off.

stinkyfingers 02-18-2013 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19487113)
Wow, cool answer! very witty. Now fuck off.

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The Sultan Of Smut 02-18-2013 12:28 PM

No most customers are assholes which is why there are bouncers.

SilentKnight 02-18-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19487097)
Are most bouncers assholes?

In my experience, no.

But most bouncers are required to have very large, 'roid-enhanced forearms which they keep crossed over their chest in an authoritarian manner.

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http://www.worldwidedojo.com/reality...ds/bouncer.jpg

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Rochard 02-18-2013 12:33 PM

It's kind of like being a police officer I would imagine. All day long you have to deal with stupid people giving you a hard time who occasionally get physical with you.

Pass.

Choopa Phil 02-18-2013 12:35 PM

They have to deal with people all night causing problems but they shouldnt be an authoritative unless you provoke them. I talk to the bouncers and stuff where I go out, and theyre cool but when someone messes with them its time to put the game face on.

Scott McD 02-18-2013 12:35 PM

Most probably are yes, but then again so are most the people they have to deal with on a daily basis...

SilentKnight 02-18-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 19487150)
They have to deal with people all night causing problems but they shouldnt be an authoritative unless you provoke them. I talk to the bouncers and stuff where I go out, and theyre cool but when someone messes with them its time to put the game face on.

Exactly.

Several of the clubs I often went to in the 80s and 90s I got to know the bouncers quite well, and often stayed after-hours to shoot pool or chow down on hot wings and a few comp'd beers. Several became personal friends over the years.

MaDalton 02-18-2013 01:05 PM

having worked as a bouncer i have to say that short guys (especially with girlfriends that are taller than them) are the biggest assholes when drunk. they kind of want to show that they are "real" men - which most of the time miserably fails

scottybuzz 02-18-2013 01:09 PM

would hate to be a bouncer, the amount of fucking idiots u would have to deal with must be incredible.

whiny bitchy girls wondering why they are not allowed in

stupid wannabe gangsters trying to threaten them

nightclubs really bring out the best and worst in people.

SilentKnight 02-18-2013 01:27 PM

Best fight scenes from the movie Shane (er...Roadhouse)


tokmansta 02-18-2013 01:29 PM

they can't show any sign of fear so yeah, they always come across as assholes.

MaDalton 02-18-2013 01:33 PM

i still have a couple of friends that are bouncers - all nice guys unless you are an asshole ;)

2MuchMark 02-18-2013 01:38 PM

Bouncers are cool They are in place to keep out the assholes and make sure everyone has a good time. They eject the drunks, keep the peace, and let you in ahead of the crowd once they get to know you. If a bouncer hates you its because you make the bar look bad and its your own fault.

CDSmith 02-18-2013 03:06 PM

The best bouncers don't have to strutt around with attitude and doing the folded arm pose like they're trying to prove they're tough. Their reputation precedes them, thus most people act accordingly around them. And if they don't, well, it is pretty much those people who do the most thinking that "most bouncers are assholes". Of course the guy who's tossing your drunk loudmouthed sorry ass out the door is the asshole. Never you, right?

But since the good ones are in the vast minority I'll have to agree that a good many in fact are basically assholes.

Supz 02-18-2013 03:07 PM

Give any bouncer 20 bucks and they all have your back. Problem solved.

Dirty F 02-18-2013 03:09 PM

It depends on the place you go. The places with idiot bouncers are exactly the places i don't want to go to in the first place.


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