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ING82

03-07-2013 08:39 AM

Lion Allegedly Kills Zimbabwe Woman Having Sex In Bush

Quote:

"Unfortunately the woman, who was also known as Mai Desire, was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked and he was only wearing a condom," a source reportedly told the outlet. "The two were having their quality time near Mahombekombe Primary School."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2820870.html

:1orglaugh Can imagine "ya baby oh ya! OH SHIT LION!!!" "Mai Desire" sounds like a prostitute name

Markul

03-07-2013 08:45 AM

lol that's pretty funny... horrible, but still funny

GAMEFINEST

03-07-2013 08:51 AM

sad way to go

MaDalton

03-07-2013 08:55 AM

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

johnnyloadproductions

03-07-2013 08:56 AM

Part of the link bate in that headline is it might lead some to believe the lion was having sex with the woman, I wonder if the huffingtonpost would still run it? :(

Moral of the story, makes me glad that I'm a guy, seems like he's the one that gets away in these situations.

Scott McD

03-07-2013 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19516117)

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

Yeah i'm calling BS... :2 cents::2 cents:

Kovachi

03-07-2013 11:31 AM

Good thing you used 'allegedly' in case the Lion was thinking of suing you.

brassmonkey

03-07-2013 11:38 AM

outdoor sex is risky. :helpme find a mudd hutt :2 cents: a lion is a huge muther fucker

some lion males over 500 pounds :1orglaugh im not outside at nite in africa :2 cents: ever!

Spunky

03-07-2013 12:01 PM

No outdoor fornication in the Motherland

Aidoru

03-07-2013 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19516117)

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lucas131

03-07-2013 11:35 PM

sex near primary school, lion near primary school, looks like heavenly place to me :1orglaugh

ninavain

03-08-2013 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19516117)

african dude wearing a condom? must be a hoax

Thank you..total fake ass story
News needs to make up shit during slow news cycles.I just read about a teen that died after masturbating 42 times..fake as hell

onwebcam

03-08-2013 01:15 AM

She must have been on top

Axzar

03-08-2013 02:08 AM

That's why I always take my battery out of my laptop when it's plugged in.

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