Why in the hell are women never themselves anymore
 

The second you think a bitch is down and maybe you let her get even a little close it's like BLAM I'M NOT ME ANYMORE .... It gets annoying, you know, I want to treat them like human beings and I like ones with intelligence and all ... so I can talk with them without wanting to murder myself .. but then all of the intelligent ones seem to use their powers for evil

:(

That's the best drinking song, I tell ya

Here is a good ripoff of it, too