What is Menopause?
 

Hi,

Can you tell me what exactly is Menopause period in Women?

Do they have less sex drive during this period?

When does it occur?

Please reply.

why aliens made that stage in women dnk?

Okay I will try to explain as I understood it:

At that age/period -

1. Women don't need sex, and their mood is changing accordingly to the waves that passes through their bodies - warm, cold, warm and cold. And they are hell of a bitches. If they were bitches before - God be on your side if you're somehow connected to that ... thing (?!?)
2. Men need more sex. Their mood is changing accordingly to the beautiful women that passes around. If it's warm - there will be sex. If it's cold - the younger woman will help the guy to make it warm. So there will be sex. Men act like teenagers at that age - but with experience of the years.

Conclusion: Mother nature fucked up the women.

MENopause
Q: How does a husband predict the mood of his menopausal wife?
A: Assume her mood is lousy, and occasionally he'll be wrong.

Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a woman in menopause?
A: Lipstick

Q: What's 10 times worse than a woman in menopause?
A: Two women in menopause.

Q: Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?
A: A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn't really exist.

Q: What's the quickest way for a man to end up sleeping on the couch?
A: Forgetting to erase his internet history after reading menopause jokes!

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy.

Q: Why do women stop bleeding when entering menopause?
A: Because they need all the blood for their varicose veins.

Q: What problems with women start with "Men?
A: Menstruation, Menopause, & Mental breakdowns.

Q: Why should menopausal women use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Why don't menopausal women ask how their husbands are doing?
A: They don't care!

Another excuse woman can use to be miserable.

You are saying they actually do not feel any discomfort because of that and its solely an excuse?

its' what mrmaxwell and sid70 look for in a dating partner.