I seriously like things in order...
 

My desktop is clean. I change my under wear daily. I really like shaved pussy.
So since it's Friday, please, everyone who owes me money, pay the bills, motherfuckers
to keep it in perfect order. Thank You.

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I am anal but shit too. I clean my desk once a day.

I have selective OCD :thumbsup

It's human nature for everybody to try

“If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?”

― Albert Einstein

?Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.?
― Bruce Lee

My desk is a fucking pigsty, but it's not because im messy or disorganized. We hire a cleaning company to clean our office on fridays and I like to feel like im getting my money's worth. Sometimes I even miss the toilet on purpose...

I think there is a desk somewhere under all the crap - You have made me think about it now and I will have to give it a tidy up.....

Some times i feel like im trapped on my desk with all the crap

He didn't say "Empty your desk"

Let me bill you on weekly basis for nothing so you could feel a lot more important, deal? :)