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NinjaSteve 08-11-2013 08:05 AM

How old will you be when you die?
 
I figure I'll pass into the nothingworld when I'm 96 years old. Seeing other family members work themselves to death or not being happy after retirement - this helps me set some long term goals in life. So when do you think you'll kick the bucket?

directfiesta 08-11-2013 08:08 AM

a minute before I die

Harmon 08-11-2013 08:10 AM

Who the fuck knows? This is kind of a dumb question.

I guess 14. What do I win?

NinjaSteve 08-11-2013 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 19754937)
a minute before I die

My question - how old will you be when you die?
Your answer - a minute before I die.
= infinite life

You're using a cheat code aren't you? :pimp

NinjaSteve 08-11-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19754940)
Who the fuck knows? This is kind of a dumb question.

I guess 14. What do I win?

So you're saying you're dead already? I guess you win +1 zombie mode.

Rochard 08-11-2013 08:15 AM

I've already out lived my father. It's a strange feeling really.

Harmon 08-11-2013 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 19754944)
So you're saying you're dead already? I guess you win +1 zombie mode.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'd be happy if I made it to say 70... 75? It would be nice to live longer I suppose (as long as I was healthy). I just wouldn't want to turn into a "burden" basket case on my family. I'd rather just zap the fuck out of a massive heart attack, maybe a car accident... maybe a really fat chick sitting on my face depriving me of my oxygen.

I fear that I would become a cripple/invalid and people would have to take care of me... I'd most likely off myself before I would allow that to happen.

NinjaSteve 08-11-2013 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19754947)
I've already out lived my father. It's a strange feeling really.

Damn! Did your father outlive your grandfather too?

NinjaSteve 08-11-2013 08:46 AM

Harmon, your words speak awesomeness. However offing yourself will probably void any life insurance that you might have. :2 cents:

But... what if you bought life insurance to cover yourself for a life extension program like http://www.alcor.org/ but then you left a HUGE life insurance policy for yourself. Sure you're dead but then you'd become reanimated and not dead anymore so after a legal battle might be able to claim it all (if that insurance company isn't bankrupt) and outlive everybody you've ever known!

Dankasaur 08-11-2013 09:01 AM

If my death is anything like the previous men in my family, I got just under 25 years left to live. I'll be dead before I'm 50.

Magnetron 08-11-2013 09:39 AM

.....150.....

mind over matter

SilentKnight 08-11-2013 10:27 AM



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