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Mutt 08-27-2013 10:35 AM

Russia calls Obama a monkey with a grenade
 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-few-days.html


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directfiesta 08-27-2013 10:37 AM

not exactly ... in fact, no mention of Obama ....

Quote:

"The West behaves towards the Islamic world like a monkey with a grenade."
:warning

xNetworx 08-27-2013 10:38 AM

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dyna mo 08-27-2013 10:49 AM

certainly there are more appropriate analogies, why not a toddler with a grenade? still insulting, but less monkey.

no, monkey was chosen for a reason.

not to mention, obama and putin are currently snubbing each other over snowden, the monkey term fits right in.

Rochard 08-27-2013 10:50 AM

"The West behaves towards the Islamic world like a monkey with a grenade."... Says the country that got it's ass handed to them in Afghanistan.

F-U-Jimmy 08-27-2013 10:50 AM

Sounds about right to me !

RandyRandy 08-27-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19775337)
"The West behaves towards the Islamic world like a monkey with a grenade."... Says the country that got it's ass handed to them in Afghanistan.

Yeah, because the US is doing such a great job "winning" after 11 years.

Jman 08-27-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19775316)

Here ya go

http://www.rwefree.com/grenade1.jpg

And mine as a beer as well :upsidedow

CDSmith 08-27-2013 11:09 AM

Russia calls THE WEST a monkey with a grenade.


How can we expect our media to get all the reporting they do right when we can't even get a simple thread title put up correctly?



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Rochard 08-27-2013 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 19775365)
Yeah, because the US is doing such a great job "winning" after 11 years.

Seems to me the government we put in place is still in place...

RandyRandy 08-27-2013 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19775379)
Seems to me the government we put in place is still in place...

That's your definition of winning?

http://www.canberratimes.com.au/comm...621-2oo78.html

xNetworx 08-27-2013 11:43 AM

US will take out Syria in a day

Tom_PM 08-27-2013 11:46 AM

Well, they say the UN inspectors should pull out Sunday. So I guess in a few days after the NSA reads all of our posts to get a feel for the country's sentiments, lmao.

baggg 08-27-2013 11:57 AM


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Captain Kawaii 08-27-2013 12:26 PM

One day we are all going to be old, sitting in diapers and on death's door regretting the time we wasted with these monkey shows.

Perhaps monkey refers to west being a monkey on a chain being manipulated by an organ grinder.

Pronstar 08-27-2013 12:46 PM

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This looks better

Scott McD 08-27-2013 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19775311)

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pornmasta 08-27-2013 01:15 PM

rotfl 8 char

ajrocks 08-27-2013 01:37 PM

Man if you guys ever want terrorists to stop gunning for your home soil you need to pull out of that hell hole they call the middle east. There is no helping, saving or stabilizing these people, they are tribes of people who have been at war for 1000's of years. You bomb them and then they bread another generation of brainwashed kids that want to war with the West.

scottybuzz 08-27-2013 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19775337)
"The West behaves towards the Islamic world like a monkey with a grenade."... Says the country that got it's ass handed to them in Afghanistan.

haha funniest post of the day. rochard, your head is smack up your ass.

pornmasta 08-27-2013 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19775337)
"The West behaves towards the Islamic world like a monkey with a grenade."... Says the country that got it's ass handed to them in Afghanistan.

Soviet war in Afghanistan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan

Casualties and losses
Soviet Forces: 14,453 Killed (total)
Afghan Forces: 18,000 killed[18]

Mujahideen: 75,000?90,000 killed, 75,000+ wounded (tentative )

Civilians (Afghan): 850,000?1,500,000 killed
Around 3 million Afghans wounded (mostly civilians)

population of afghanistan: 20M (1980)

dyna mo 08-27-2013 02:04 PM

nobody ever wins in afghanistan,

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Britattack.jpg

Vendzilla 08-27-2013 02:08 PM

We need to get our troops home, not ship more over there.
We have no interest really for being over there.
Two presidents trying to change the middle east and what has it got us?

baddog 08-27-2013 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19775337)
"The West behaves towards the Islamic world like a monkey with a grenade."... Says the country that got it's ass handed to them in Afghanistan.

Like we are doing any better.

Tofu 08-27-2013 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19775378)

I cant stop watching this...funny as hell. :1orglaugh

crockett 08-27-2013 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 19775640)
We need to get our troops home, not ship more over there.
We have no interest really for being over there.
Two presidents trying to change the middle east and what has it got us?

Ummm you do understand it's about nothing more than money don't you? Do you really think the industral military complex can survive with out wars and endless govt contracts?

You have any idea how many people would be out of work if the wars stopped?

oppoten 08-27-2013 09:16 PM

So Russia calls the West a monkey with a grenade, and Jewish media interprets it as meaning Obama.

Well he's their monkey so they should know.

sambucas 08-27-2013 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 19776106)
Ummm you do understand it's about nothing more than money don't you? Do you really think the industral military complex can survive with out wars and endless govt contracts?

You have any idea how many people would be out of work if the wars stopped?

Precisely! The wars that western governments have been starting for last 50 years have got nothing to do with oil, diamonds, spheres of interest or any other bs. It's simply about selling bombs. A lobbying went-too-far that's all it is.

Imagine if american corruption machine wasn't lobbying and then consuming the 600-billion-a-year military budget but let's say a 600-billion-a-year budget for exploration of space. Where would we be as a civilisation by now?

WTFBucks 08-28-2013 12:44 AM

a monkey with a grenade is a set phrase for a woman driving a car

just a punk 08-28-2013 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19775311)

That's has nothing to do with racism at all. "A monkey with a grenade" is an old and settled expression which has no racial origin. It's about any unpredictable person what can hurt others.


just a punk 08-28-2013 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19775337)
"The West behaves towards the Islamic world like a monkey with a grenade."... Says the country that got it's ass handed to them in Afghanistan.

It's your army being assraped in Afghanistan right now. Soviet Union has pulled out its army by Gorbachev's good will only. The same was done in Western Europe. Learn history, you dumb clown.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19775379)
Seems to me the government we put in place is still in place...

The government that the USSR has put in place there has lasted 3 years without any support from Soviets. Yours will be overthrown on the next day. Think about it.

Barefootsies 08-28-2013 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 19775365)
Yeah, because the US is doing such a great job "winning" after 11 years.


Phoenix 08-28-2013 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19776335)
That's has nothing to do with racism at all. "A monkey with a grenade" is an old and settled expression which has no racial origin. It's about any unpredictable person what can hurt others.


omg that is so friggin awesome.

candyflip 08-28-2013 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 19775391)

Don't argue with a retard, you will end up looking just as retarded.

directfiesta 08-28-2013 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19776335)
That's has nothing to do with racism at all. "A monkey with a grenade" is an old and settled expression which has no racial origin. It's about any unpredictable person what can hurt others.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

nico-t 08-28-2013 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ajrocks (Post 19775587)
Man if you guys ever want terrorists to stop gunning for your home soil you need to pull out of that hell hole they call the middle east. There is no helping, saving or stabilizing these people, they are tribes of people who have been at war for 1000's of years. You bomb them and then they bread another generation of brainwashed kids that want to war with the West.

US desperately needs the oil and opium. They send their own people to die to get it.

_Richard_ 08-28-2013 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WTFBucks (Post 19776302)
a monkey with a grenade is a set phrase for a woman driving a car

lol. yea well racism doesn't work like that

and it took a bit of effort to confirm this is a 'generic' saying, rather than something specific.

Google translate, for example, doesn't even know the russian word for grenade.

Grapesoda 08-28-2013 08:33 AM

the world is laughing at Obama ... they might have not liked Bush, but at least the world was afraid of him.... Obama is a joke

Rochard 08-28-2013 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 19775391)

As a matter of fact, yes. I define a war as being between the governments of two countries and their respective armies. We removed the Taliban and their government from power, and their replacement government has been in power since 2002 or so. Admittedly they are on shaky ground, but after ten years it's time for us to leave.

_Richard_ 08-28-2013 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19776804)
As a matter of fact, yes. I define a war as being between the governments of two countries and their respective armies. We removed the Taliban and their government from power, and their replacement government has been in power since 2002 or so. Admittedly they are on shaky ground, but after ten years it's time for us to leave.

no one removed the taliban.

Rochard 08-28-2013 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19775629)
Soviet war in Afghanistan
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_war_in_Afghanistan

Casualties and losses
Soviet Forces: 14,453 Killed (total)
Afghan Forces: 18,000 killed[18]

Mujahideen: 75,000?90,000 killed, 75,000+ wounded (tentative )

Civilians (Afghan): 850,000?1,500,000 killed
Around 3 million Afghans wounded (mostly civilians)

population of afghanistan: 20M (1980)

And?

Russia had 14k KIA in ten years; We've been there longer and we've had 3k KIA.

just a punk 08-28-2013 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19776813)
Russia had 14k KIA in ten years; We've been there longer and we've had 3k KIA.

Because you have done nothing other than bombing and protecting your own bases. Do you know how many schools, hospitals, roads etc have been built by Soviets in Afghanistan? Ah, Einstein?

BTW, Mujaheddins were supplied by the States with Stingers which were used to take down Russian aircrafts and helicopters. Now try to imagine the US loses if Taliban was supplied with say... 9K38 Iglas?

Rochard 08-28-2013 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19776810)
no one removed the taliban.

Odd, because I could have sworn the Taliban were removed from the government. President Hamid Karzai is running the country. The Taliban has been reduced from a functioning government to a terrorist force who stages bombings.

Keep in mind also that with Afghanistan and Pakistan, some areas of their country have never been controlled by the government... There is just no government forces, offices, or support for entire regions of these countries - and no law either.

Rochard 08-28-2013 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19776825)
Because you have done nothing other than bombing and protecting your own bases.

I am guessing this is exactly what the Russians did too.

The problem is large amounts of Afghanistan aren't ruled by anyone - there is no government, no infrastructure, and no law. It doesn't really matter who is in power in the capital, because their power has never extended into the outer regions. Even when the Taliban was in power, they still didn't control the entire country - in fact, there was multiple armies facing the Taliban when they were in power.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19776825)
Do you know how many schools, hospitals, roads etc have been built by Soviets in Afghanistan?

I do not know. Oddly enough I don't know much about the Russian / Afghanistan war. I'm currently reading about the Falklands War, but my next book should be about the Russian war in Afghanistan.

_Richard_ 08-28-2013 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19776848)
Odd, because I could have sworn the Taliban were removed from the government. President Hamid Karzai is running the country. The Taliban has been reduced from a functioning government to a terrorist force who stages bombings.

Keep in mind also that with Afghanistan and Pakistan, some areas of their country have never been controlled by the government... There is just no government forces, offices, or support for entire regions of these countries - and no law either.

argument wise, the magician actually does pull a rabbit from his hat.

just saying.

Vendzilla 08-28-2013 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 19776106)
Ummm you do understand it's about nothing more than money don't you? Do you really think the industral military complex can survive with out wars and endless govt contracts?

You have any idea how many people would be out of work if the wars stopped?

That's the old way of thinking

When they gave the bay bridge contact to China, they said we couldn't do it, now the bridge is shut down because of failing welds and bolts.

Our government is fucking us over, period, this is not a dem vs gop thing, it's about profit.
We have more oil in the US than any of the country's in the middle east.

Right now we have a weak leader, he thought things would get better because he was more tolerant to the middle east than Bush, truth is he has no balls and that's why Reagan didn't bow to foreign powers and ended the cold war, Russia has no respect for Barry, and the other middle east countries have no respect for him as well.

I'm waiting to see if he declares war without congress voting on it, that's his style

just a punk 08-28-2013 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19776854)
I am guessing this is exactly what the Russians did too.

Really??? Ok, here is the same question again: do you know how many schools, hospitals, roads etc have been built by Soviets in Afghanistan? Ah, Einstein?

You're just bombing and hiding while Soviets were trying to change the whole country (infrastructure, med care, education etc). Feel the deference.

pornmasta 08-28-2013 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19776813)
And?

Russia had 14k KIA in ten years; We've been there longer and we've had 3k KIA.

1.5M deads in afghanistan, Soviet Union loses 14k men and for the offical history, they lost the war ????

Rochard 08-28-2013 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19777210)
Really??? Ok, here is the same question again: do you know how many schools, hospitals, roads etc have been built by Soviets in Afghanistan? Ah, Einstein?

You're just bombing and hiding while Soviets were trying to change the whole country (infrastructure, med care, education etc). Feel the deference.

We aren't doing that in Afghanistan? I thought we were. I've been reading about schools, power plants, roads... And a dam?

http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2...cts-To-Afghans

Rochard 08-28-2013 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19777230)
1.5M deads in afghanistan, Soviet Union loses 14k men and for the offical history, they lost the war ????

Well, they were there for a shorter period, had nearly four times the KIA, and didn't seem to accomplish our goal. We accomplished our goal. Keep in mind our beef really wasn't with the Taliban; It was with Al Qaeda.


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