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Mutt 09-14-2013 05:20 PM
We're now posting obituaries of local grocery store executives here
 
seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.

Sly 09-14-2013 05:23 PM

Mutt 09-14-2013 05:31 PM
In other news, retired long time employee of Stanfield Tool and Die, Jack Hislop and his lovely wife Irene are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

crockett 09-14-2013 06:05 PM
Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ?s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html

DBS.US 09-14-2013 06:08 PM
http://www.likecool.com/Gear/Pic/GIF...attlegrids.gif

Just Alex 09-14-2013 06:13 PM
Whats even weirder is the guy is not black. I guess no black people died today.
Anyone knows what brassmonkey does in adult biz?

SilentKnight 09-14-2013 06:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett (Post 19799953)
Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ?s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html
I had a LOT of bitcoins riding on that!

I'm rich!! :1orglaugh

OneHungLo 09-15-2013 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 19799956)
Whats even weirder is the guy is not black. I guess no black people died today.
Anyone knows what brassmonkey does in adult biz?
He's gfy's news aggregator. He works the graveyard shift and that weird foot guy takes over during the day.

Harmon 09-15-2013 12:58 AM
He's the American version of DVTimes

brassmonkey 09-15-2013 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19799918)
seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
im going to break the news when you finish your site :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Captain Kawaii 09-15-2013 01:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crockett (Post 19799953)
Astronomers from Japan using NAOJ’s Subaru Telescope have found that the extrasolar planet Gliese 1214b has a water-rich atmosphere.

http://www.sci-news.com/astronomy/sc...ere-01360.html
Reptilian HQ:pimp - Now they have a location for Kostner's Waterworld 3.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-15-2013 02:13 AM
From the WTF File
 
THIS is an obituary (real):

http://sharing.abcactionnews.com/sha...20_640_480.JPG

Quote:
Marianne Theresa Johson-Reddick born Jan 4, 1935, and died alone on Aug. 30, 2013. She is survived by 6 of her 8 children whom she spent her lifetime torturing in every way possible.

While she neglected and abused her small children, she refused to allow anyone else to care or show compassion towards them. When they became adults she stalked and tortured anyone they dared to love. Everyone she met, adult or child was tortured by her cruelty and exposure to violence, criminal activity, vulgarity, and hatred of the gentle or kind human spirit.

On behalf of her children whom she so abrasively exposed to her evil and violent life, we celebrate her passing from this earth and hope she lives in the afterlife reliving each gesture of violence, cruelty, and shame that she delivered on her children.

Her surviving children will now live the rest of their lives with the peace of knowing their nightmare finally has some form of closure.

Most of us have found peace in helping those who have been exposed to child abuse and hope this message of her final passing can revive our message that abusing children is unforgiveable, shameless, and should not be tolerated in a ?humane society?. Our greatest wish now, is to stimulate a national movement that mandates a purposeful and dedicated war against child abuse in the United States of America.
Be good to your kids! :winkwink: :helpme

:stoned

ADG

Mutt 09-15-2013 03:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19800202)
THIS is an obituary (real):

http://sharing.abcactionnews.com/sha...20_640_480.JPG



Be good to your kids! :winkwink: :helpme

:stoned

ADG
Oh I read about this - her kids say she was an abusive bitch and they don't give a shit about any criticism they get for the honest obituary.

Grapesoda 09-15-2013 05:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19799918)
seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
http://images.didioffendyou.com/1/2599509eeae187e6b.jpg

Grapesoda 09-15-2013 05:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 19800158)
He's gfy's news aggregator. He works the graveyard shift and that weird foot guy takes over during the day.
http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/u...zy_Toes482.jpg

Maqua 09-15-2013 06:10 AM
Go Feed Yourself .com :)

directfiesta 09-15-2013 06:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19800172)
im going to break the news when you finish your site :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Major (Tom) 09-15-2013 03:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19799918)
seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
Ds

newB 09-15-2013 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19800663)
That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
Ds
'moon cricket'? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
No idea what it means, but I like the sound of it. Can I use if universally to describe anyone, or is there a specific type of person to which it applies?

tfs 09-15-2013 03:46 PM
You Marklars are Marklar this Marklar the Marklar off. Marklar is so Marklar.

Just Alex 09-15-2013 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DukeSkywalker (Post 19800663)
That moon cricket sent me a bizarre PM a month ago which I just read.
Ds
What did it say? Did he buy voodoo doll with your avatar glued to it? :1orglaugh

L-Pink 09-15-2013 06:08 PM
http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/2073/i36d.jpg


Me swimming naked with my dog.


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whOaKemosabe 09-15-2013 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19799921)
terrblbable video

Kenny B! 09-16-2013 06:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19800304)
Hah I posted this years ago, nice to see it got picked up:thumbsup

Moe's family posts this in the Montreal Gazette every year.

DamianJ 09-16-2013 06:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newB (Post 19800670)
'moon cricket'? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
No idea what it means, but I like the sound of it. Can I use if universally to describe anyone, or is there a specific type of person to which it applies?
Black people.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...moon%20cricket

newB 09-16-2013 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19801165)
Oh. That's not cool then. :Oh crap

96ukssob 09-16-2013 08:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19799918)
seriously, this thing is dead. brassmonkey killed it.
Zimmerman hasn't been in the news for a few days, so he has to keep himself occupied :1orglaugh

Tom_PM 09-16-2013 08:28 AM
Nothing on GFY about the Navy headquarters shootout going on since 8:30am EST this morning? I guess there's 2 shooters down and 1 still barricaded? I'm too busy to look this shit up but someone mentioned it to me a few minutes ago and I came here to see a thread.. but there isn't one? wow.

L-Pink 09-16-2013 08:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tom_PM (Post 19801332)
Nothing on GFY about the Navy headquarters shootout going on since 8:30am EST this morning? I guess there's 2 shooters down and 1 still barricaded? I'm too busy to look this shit up but someone mentioned it to me a few minutes ago and I came here to see a thread.. but there isn't one? wow.
Following that myself, use to live and work in that immediate area.


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