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loreen 11-15-2013 02:27 PM

The new Volvo commercial - Van Damme
 
I've searched GFY and couldn't find a topic on this. Pretty strange as I've seen it everywhere :)



Nice skills on Van Damme and the truck drivers (such precision driving is incredible, and in reverse is amazing), especially since they said all was real: no studio shots, he was not tied etc.

PR_Glen 11-15-2013 02:33 PM

would have been a nice darwin award right there if it went wrong.

L-Pink 11-15-2013 02:45 PM

That was possible because Chuck Zito still has Van Damme's balls. lol

~Ray 11-15-2013 03:01 PM

pretty slick

Vendzilla 11-15-2013 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19874487)
That was possible because Chuck Zito still has Van Damme's balls. lol

I must have missed something here


Damn cool video, saw it on good morning america this morning

brassmonkey 11-15-2013 04:22 PM

fake! :1orglaugh that shit would fuck you groin up! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Zuzana Designs 11-15-2013 04:26 PM

Saw it this morning on the news but why is he wearing driving gloves to do splits?

Robbie 11-15-2013 04:26 PM

Not bad!

He's a year older than I am and still in great physical shape.

L-Pink 11-15-2013 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 19874551)
I must have missed something here


Damn cool video, saw it on good morning america this morning

Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

SilentKnight 11-15-2013 06:06 PM

11.5 million views in two days.

Somewhere there's an ad exec with a nice bonus in his paycheck.

newb102k 11-15-2013 06:46 PM

nice stunt

~Ray 11-15-2013 08:31 PM

what's the music/song in the commerical?

got it


directfiesta 11-16-2013 12:41 AM

http://anotherplotdevice.files.wordp...rrender-1a.jpg

from No Retreat, No Surrender , his first movie .

I distributed it in Canada ( New World Pictures in the US )

adultchatpay 11-16-2013 01:23 AM

Only Van Damme can pull that stunt. Damme!

JFK 11-16-2013 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchatpay (Post 19874878)
Only Van Damme can pull that stunt. Damme!

Double Damme :Graucho

Harmon 11-16-2013 02:53 AM

http://i.imgur.com/bg0P9.gif

Colmike9 11-16-2013 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 19874472)
...he was not tied etc.

Volvo said there were safety wires..
But still awesome.

Vendzilla 11-16-2013 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19874567)
Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

I heard he wasn't HA anymore. Can't remember why.

Which is weird because there are two cast members on SOA that are HA right now and Zito was on for a short period.

loreen 11-16-2013 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 19874756)
what's the music/song in the commerical?

Actually this part I found to be a bit cliche, as, in my opinion, this song is so overused.
To my huge surprise, lots of people out there not knowing it :)

mamaliga 11-16-2013 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 19874933)
Actually this part I found to be a bit cliche, as, in my opinion, this song is so overused.
To my huge surprise, lots of people out there not knowing it :)

including me.:thumbsup

The clip is decent but... there should be naked girls onto a truck advertising video to look better, IMHO.:banana

beerptrol 11-16-2013 03:38 AM

Should have been a midget with a bat hitting him in the nuts

Jel 11-16-2013 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loreen (Post 19874472)
Nice skills on Van Damme and the truck drivers (such precision driving is incredible, and in reverse is amazing), especially since they said all was real: no studio shots, he was not tied etc.

fuck, that is awesome - took me a while to realise they were in reverse and I was like naaaaah... then read this and was like daayyyyyyamme.....

Jel 11-16-2013 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19874567)
Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

getting the shit beat out of you helps you remember that it's perfectly cool to come second in a fight as long as you get your fair share in :D Did he manage to do that at least?

L-Pink 11-16-2013 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 19874959)
getting the shit beat out of you helps you remember that it's perfectly cool to come second in a fight as long as you get your fair share in :D Did he manage to do that at least?

I saw numerous articles at the time that stated Damme's mouth got him in trouble, Zito got the first 2-3 punches and Damme was on the floor.

freecartoonporn 11-16-2013 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~Ray (Post 19874756)
what's the music/song in the commerical?

got it


thanks , very soothing music.

SGx 11-16-2013 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19875107)
I saw numerous articles at the time that stated Damme's mouth got him in trouble, Zito got the first 2-3 punches and Damme was on the floor.


drunk & Under coke vs clean

Robbie 11-16-2013 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SGx (Post 19875195)
drunk & Under coke vs clean

They were both drinking in a strip club so I don't think that Vito was sober. But JCVD was totally wasted...so it's pretty much the same thing as what you are describing.

The story told by Mickey Rourke and everyone at the club was that JCVD was going to go outside to fight Vito. But Vito sucker punched him instead and was immediately thrown out of the club.

The story Vito told in his book was that he beat JCVD like a bitch for a full 30 seconds and then stopped and left before security could get there.

The only part that seems 100% accurate is that Vito used to work as a bodyguard for JCVD and they never hit it off. And when Vito came into the club, Van Damme was already fucked up and running off at the mouth.

And unlike the world that some of the keyboard warriors live in on GFY...when you insult someone in real life, there is going to be violence.

nico-t 11-16-2013 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19874567)
Zito, a Hells Angel and bodyguard for Mickey Rourke beat the shit out of Van Damme in a strip club years ago.

Who cares, van damme rocks. I don't think this zito guy has had the money & pussy van damme had and ever will :upsidedow

nico-t 11-16-2013 08:34 PM

by the way, grown men in clubs where you have to put on your little outfit whenever you go ride is pretty damn gay.

bronco67 11-16-2013 09:49 PM

I just saw him in the latest Universal Soldier movie. Bad-ass flick.

venus 11-16-2013 11:01 PM

""Chuck Zito is a cheap shot artist when this **** with van damme went down there was a interview that extra did with Micky Rourke he was there and is friends with both men he said Van Damme told Zito he had no heart and Zito told Van Damme to step outside and through down to see who had heart Van Damme gives his classic no problem line takes off his glasses and starts to head for the door Zito atacks with the famous sucker punch before they get outside....When asked what would have happend if they made it outside and no sucker punch was thrown.Rourke said ive seen them both in a few street fights and Zito is no push over but he new he didnt have a chance against Van Damme so he did what he had to do yhea it was a cheap shot now Van Damme wants a real fight in ring with no sucker punches will Zito Take the challenge I doubt it..END now did Zito ever man up and prove he could fu%k Van Damme up no he makes sure never to be in the same place at the same time.Now if it looks smells and tastes like a pu$#y it must be pu$#y.I think pride is good at giving us what we want and this is a fight I want to see so I say PRIDE make it happen ""

Hentaikid 11-17-2013 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19874479)
would have been a nice darwin award right there if it went wrong.

He already has a grown up son & daughter so he can kill himself as creatively as he likes without getting Darwin'd

Chosen 11-17-2013 06:17 AM

Nice one :thumbsup

tony286 11-17-2013 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by venus (Post 19875696)
""Chuck Zito is a cheap shot artist when this **** with van damme went down there was a interview that extra did with Micky Rourke he was there and is friends with both men he said Van Damme told Zito he had no heart and Zito told Van Damme to step outside and through down to see who had heart Van Damme gives his classic no problem line takes off his glasses and starts to head for the door Zito atacks with the famous sucker punch before they get outside....When asked what would have happend if they made it outside and no sucker punch was thrown.Rourke said ive seen them both in a few street fights and Zito is no push over but he new he didnt have a chance against Van Damme so he did what he had to do yhea it was a cheap shot now Van Damme wants a real fight in ring with no sucker punches will Zito Take the challenge I doubt it..END now did Zito ever man up and prove he could fu%k Van Damme up no he makes sure never to be in the same place at the same time.Now if it looks smells and tastes like a pu$#y it must be pu$#y.I think pride is good at giving us what we want and this is a fight I want to see so I say PRIDE make it happen ""

My first bouncing job. A guy I worked with was a local kick boxing champion, he was big and fast. He told me in a bar fight there is no such thing as a fair fight, no ref, no queensberry rules, the only rule is hit them hard,be first and use anything to win. You dont want on your grave stone he fought a fair fight.

loreen 11-18-2013 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19874643)
11.5 million views in two days.

Somewhere there's an ad exec with a nice bonus in his paycheck.

24,092,428 in 5 :)
And, of course, this is just one video on youtube.

TheDA 11-18-2013 08:10 AM

It beats his Coors Light ads by a mile.

CaptainHowdy 11-18-2013 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19874923)

Those moves ...

mamaliga 11-18-2013 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 19876979)
Those moves ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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