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Have You Sucked Off Your Keyboard Lately?
It's been awhile for me, but it just happened. I was eating some extremely disgusting KFC, smothered in gravy (déjà vu), when all of a sudden a huge load of gravy jumped ship, before entering my mouth...all over my keyboard!
Instantly in all out horror I raised my keyboard to the the keyboard gods and started sucking out gravy for all I was worth...you never know what will happen from here, prayer and sucking power are all you've got and all that matter... ...and luckily, for one time anyway, I managed to bring back a keyboard from an extremely unfortunate demise and give it life again. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you've read this and are interested in any of my mechbunny templates, hit me up within the next 24 hours and get any of them for $35 each. |
keyboards are dirtier then money
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I'm still typing ...
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Pix or it didn't happen
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I'm sure you were sucking up Pubic Hairs, Toenails, pet dander & other.. :throwup
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Did you spit or swallow?
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actually...I think I just stole a line from Harmon there. |
Did you get a kiss when you finished? :upsidedow |
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Cats like to piss on keyboards.....:Oh crap
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Is it just me that never eats at my desk?
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Spilled coke on mine a few days ago, Thought I had cleaned it ok till the next morning after it had dried when the space bar just stuck and most of the bottom row of keys don't work. Now using a old shitty one that I had put away years ago.
It was a good gaming keyboard too :( |
you ejaculated on that keyboard day before.?
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Nope. Never have and never will.
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Try inverting your keyboard every once in awhile and giving it a tap or two...
Some folks can roll a decent joint out of the number of budlets that fall out (hypothetically of course) :pimp |
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