GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Have You Sucked Off Your Keyboard Lately? (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1129894)

SlammedMedia 12-30-2013 07:09 PM

Have You Sucked Off Your Keyboard Lately?
 
It's been awhile for me, but it just happened. I was eating some extremely disgusting KFC, smothered in gravy (déjà vu), when all of a sudden a huge load of gravy jumped ship, before entering my mouth...all over my keyboard!

Instantly in all out horror I raised my keyboard to the the keyboard gods and started sucking out gravy for all I was worth...you never know what will happen from here, prayer and sucking power are all you've got and all that matter...

...and luckily, for one time anyway, I managed to bring back a keyboard from an extremely unfortunate demise and give it life again.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If you've read this and are interested in any of my mechbunny templates, hit me up within the next 24 hours and get any of them for $35 each.

bean-aid 12-30-2013 07:22 PM

keyboards are dirtier then money

SlammedMedia 12-30-2013 07:23 PM

I'm still typing ...

Spunky 12-30-2013 07:36 PM

Pix or it didn't happen

whOaKemosabe 12-30-2013 07:42 PM

I'm sure you were sucking up Pubic Hairs, Toenails, pet dander & other.. :throwup

SlammedMedia 12-30-2013 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19928079)
Pix or it didn't happen

They're no pics in that situation, it's reaction time, nothing else...that's all that matters, or it's one more keyboard down -- and that's not happening on my watch.

SlammedMedia 12-30-2013 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by whOaKemosabe (Post 19928086)
I'm sure you were sucking up Pubic Hairs, Toenails, pet dander & other.. :throwup

I shave my nuts, clip my toenails outside and I have no pets.

Helix 12-30-2013 07:45 PM

Did you spit or swallow?

geedub 12-30-2013 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 19928092)
I shave my nuts, clip my toenails outside and I have no pets.

smart. :2 cents:

SlammedMedia 12-30-2013 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helix (Post 19928096)
Did you spit or swallow?

always swallow...that's good gravy.

actually...I think I just stole a line from Harmon there.

Barry-xlovecam 12-30-2013 08:17 PM

Did you get a kiss when you finished? :upsidedow

SlammedMedia 12-30-2013 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 19928117)
Did you get a kiss when you finished? :upsidedow

when it's over it's over.

John-ACWM 12-31-2013 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlammedMedia (Post 19928110)
always swallow...that's good gravy.

actually...I think I just stole a line from Harmon there.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Nottingtonbase 12-31-2013 02:21 AM

Cats like to piss on keyboards.....:Oh crap

ottopottomouse 12-31-2013 04:08 AM

Is it just me that never eats at my desk?

johnclark 12-31-2013 04:23 AM

Spilled coke on mine a few days ago, Thought I had cleaned it ok till the next morning after it had dried when the space bar just stuck and most of the bottom row of keys don't work. Now using a old shitty one that I had put away years ago.

It was a good gaming keyboard too :(

freecartoonporn 12-31-2013 06:33 AM

you ejaculated on that keyboard day before.?

ErectMedia 12-31-2013 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 19928557)
Is it just me that never eats at my desk?

gonna guess yes, I eat, drink, smoke, FAP etc... Keyboard gets an occasional vacuum/windex treatment :thumbsup

DPhil 12-31-2013 06:39 AM

Nope. Never have and never will.

Stephen 12-31-2013 06:50 AM

Try inverting your keyboard every once in awhile and giving it a tap or two...

Some folks can roll a decent joint out of the number of budlets that fall out (hypothetically of course) :pimp


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:17 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123