ZTOD Breaks through payment barrier!
 

After years of producing the highest rated XXX video content during the DVD era of adult entertainment and successfully bringing their brands online at ZTOD.com, the company announced today that it will soon begin accepting payment in Goats but is unlikely to ever accept payment via Bitcoin or other so-called cryptocurrency.

'We have Zero Tolerance for make-believe money that spikes or craters in value on an hourly basis" said Michael of ZTOD.com. "On the other hand, goats have proven to have real value for centuries and can easily be traded for other goods or services in just about every region of the world. When you look at the relevant livestock pricing index you can also quickly see that the Goat market, unlike Bitcoins, moves for intelligible reasons grounded in logical an trackable analytics. Something all prudent online adult companies take seriously in our planning."

The data points are easily traceable through a number of well known sources including http://www.agr.gc.ca/redmeat-viander..._eng.htm#goats and while many have predicted the extinction of goats or the idea that mechanization of certain agricultural tasks would obviate the need for goats in the workforce, to this point in time the goat has remained one of the most efficient methods of clearing fields, providing milk or calming other animals including thoroughbred racehorses.

"We are taking a pro-goat stance to protect our own interests and the interests of our affiliate webmasters" said Mpahlca. "When someone sends their traffic to ZTOD they will get paid every penny, euro, or goat they are entitled to. Every time - and neither their hard earned revenue nor ours will be subjected to the rampant speculation and market fluctuation that plagues the Bitcoin world."

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http://qhdu.com/ZTODGOAT.jpg

Baaaaarilliant! :2 cents:

In case you are wondering at current market rates one goat is equivalent value to one yearly membership.

someone say goats? Rochard will be here shortly

Hot off the Press; Read the Full Story on FUBAR :thumbsup:thumbsup

http://fubarwebmasters.com/news.php?post=131

Glad to see renewable resources gaining ground! :winkwink:

Did you know that goat meat makes up 70% of red meat eaten worldwide?

http://www.picum.com/ggj/llama.jpg

anyway the tolerance is on demand...

my trackers were set off due to the "goats"

#1 story on www.AVN.com right now!

Permanent link = http://business.avn.com/articles/tec...ns-549936.html

My goat Katia is worth so much more than a yearly membership!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/goat.jpg

i think it's time to take some more pics at the 'bunny ranch' :1orglaugh

This is going to kick you in the ass when someone from northern Africa gets all pissed off because you wouldn't pay them in goats. LOL.

You mean process their Charge Back in Goats!

Hey, there is a pun in there somewhere :1orglaugh

So fkn awesome lmao :thumbsup :thumbsup

Top story on XBIZ now as well. YNOT did a full feature article comparing VideosZ's pro Bitcoin approach to ZTOD's pro goat approach ;)

But if you keep the goat you can just fuck the goat which is like having porn plus a flesh-light and a girlfriend and a pet all in one furry package.

Will you be doing payouts in goats too?

GoatShare or GoatPerSale ?

Haha, this is classic :)

what age are the goats to be?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Goat2257 is a whole other matter Nurgle... :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

beating a dead goat.. :pimp

More like milking her for all she is worth :pimp

Okay now it's getting a little frightening that you have so many goat lines ready. :winkwink:

I didn't have anything prepared in advance. Sometime you gotta just grab the goat by the horns and run with it... :upsidedow

GOATCoin actually exists...
 

https://ip.bitcointalk.org/?u=http%3...mAgoUNQ0GrCHPA




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cool. nice pic

If you can't milk it, eat it, or pet it.... it is not a goat. :winkwink:

another guy putting himself down on paper as being on the wrong side of history:
'We have Zero Tolerance for make-believe money that spikes or craters in value on an hourly basis" said Michael of ZTOD.com.

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Got your goat did it ? Will you call it Billy ?:Graucho

http://www.picum.com/ggj/llama.jpg

I will pay in goats!

How am I on the wrong side of history? Once Bitcoin has a true valuation that is not based solely on speculation and has real anti fraud controls maybe i'll look at it. Right now fraud is rampant in that currency and people aren't able to tell whats real and whats not.

Let me explain it in a way that's easier to understand, a man sits at home he has paper and a printer and spends countless hours printing US currency(forget that this is illegal), he then spends this on goods at stores, he is extremely happy because he is getting money for essentially very little cost. Now he tells all his neighbors about this awesome new way of making money and they all start doing it. As it expands and grows and more and more people do it the value of the original currency will continue to drop. As more and more bitcoin is mined and spread around the value will naturally drop as this value drops less and less people will be attracted to the currency only because its value is no longer there, as this happens the value will drop further.

For reference please look at the 5 year silver price chart.

Sean hit me up on Skype some time I miss our chats :)

Side note get on the goat revolution.

Bunch of goat fuckers on GFY!!! :321GFY

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In other Bitcoin news:

http://eliasbizannes.com/blog/wp-con...XpIcAAIHbk.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BgpHL53CYAAFCBf.jpg

:stoned

ADG

In fairness Michael, have you also considered the possibility of Counterfeit Goats?

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1...rothers-animal

Just sayin' :winkwink:

I woke up this morning and all my goats are gone! Damn you noobs driving up the price of goats!!! Now I will have to install CCTV and alarm systems to keep my goats from being stolen in the future.:321GFY

GoatStatsRemote - Now there is a product whose time has come! :thumbsup

What fraud are you referring to?


Some minor details you are missing are that:
1. total number of bitcoins will be finite
2. it's not possible to create them "cheaply", you need asic hardware that costs $1000s, and even then you can create only very limited # of bitcoins
3. each week it becomes more and more difficult to create them

so given those facts, IF interest in bitcoins continues to grow, so will the price... as more and more people will be competing for finite number of bitcoins...

you should do some research to try to gain at least basic understanding of what BTC are all about...:2 cents:

"We believe Bitcoin can become a major means of payment for e-commerce and may emerge as a serious competitor to traditional money transfer providers," wrote Bank of America currency strategist David Woo in a 14-page note to clients this morning. "As a medium of exchange, Bitcoin has clear potential for growth, in our view."

source: http://www.businessinsider.com/baml-...itcoin-2013-12



In case you are wondering who David Who is:

"Dr. David Woo is the Head of Global Rates and Currencies Research at at BofA Merrill Lynch, Research Division. He is a Member of the Research Executive Management Committee at Merrill Lynch & Co., Inc. Dr. Woo is responsible for forecasting the G10 currencies, as well as managing regional interest rate research teams. He joins BofA Merrill Lynch Global Research from Barclays Capital Inc., where he served as Head of Global Foreign Exchange Strategy for the past six years, and as Head of Global Technical Strategy for the past two years. Before joining Barclays, Dr. Woo spent four years at Citigroup, Inc. as Head of Local Markets Strategy for Europe, the Middle East, and Africa. He began his career as an Economist at the International Monetary Fund in Washington, D.C. and has a Ph.D. in Economics from Columbia University."

source: http://investing.businessweek.com/re...onId=105774604

Woj,

Your arguments for BTC are strong, but you don't have any arguments against accepting Goats, do you?
Neither does David Woo. :2 cents:

How about transfering goats offshore? Anyone did it?

http://lovingthebigisland.files.word...amoo.jpg?w=510

Like most things with goats, that too is an uphill battle ;)

E Pluribus Goat :winkwink: