Porn star's moaning!
 

i have a theory... when you hear a porn star getting fucked you can hear she is a pro when she moans "yeah, yeah and so on" its about time they learn a few more frases those are so old..makes me want to :1orglaugh

yuup lol

Here is a simple idea, let the model choose the guy she is going to fuck, and let the guy approve the girl. We have found the simple method of getting the artists to choose their partners leads to real chemistry on set.....

The only problem was stopping them when we all wanted to go home

Please please please do me a favour. Tell the porn stars to stop spitting on each other. There's nothing more gross then watching some chick spit on a guys dick, or a guy spit into some girls crotch. I'm seeing it in alot of porn lately and its a major turn off.

The spitting makes me :throwup, i have seen some actors that live into it more real. Not sure if they are faking or actual enjoying it, but it would be hard if you are a low budget producer to wait until porn actors find some one they like.:upsidedow

a-fucking-men. not only is it not a turn-on, it's so obviously false as to be an insult to my dumbed down by being in the act of masturbating intelligence. Cringeworthy stuff.

bring back aunt peg. but this time make sure she shaves.

Cum swapping is really puke worthy too.

Yea spitting is pretty fucked up. Get some fucking ky if you guys can?t create your own lubrication. I see spit I go somewhere else.

spit is kind of a 'sub niche', isn't it?

I don?t know I see it in more and more videos. Just when the video is getting good someone spits. Ruins the rest of the video :1orglaugh

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totally agree.

I shoot solo girl (quite a few porn stars who rarely get shot solo) and it's even worse when a chick is masturbating and *oh goddin* like a mofo. I tell em pre-shoot to pipe down on the vocals but often have to remind them mid-scene. whimper good, speaking bad.

I don't get all the spitting either. While I'm not into the hc content, when I have seen that I wonder -where's the fucking lube? Get some lube! come on! why no lube? even without spitting seems lube is a rare commodity on a hc porn set.

When I was shooting LilCandy (before the website went online) I was told that she needs to make more noise, It's boring etc. The main thing I heard from members was how much they loved that she wasn't making all the fake porn noises n stuff, That they loved how real she was.

It's not only gross, it's obvious fake and forced, I hate to see that. but some girls thinks that and making stupid faces is sexy so I have to stop them all the time. once I lost my nerves with her stupid fake facial expressions, duck lips and "sexy" looks. gave her 10? and told her go get drunk, you are not for anything else

she was insulted and told me she will never come to shoot for me again. I told that if there is god, she will never call me again, but I know there is no god and she will call next fucking week...

and she bloody did

This years most fake moaning sounds goes to? Should be a price for the worst moaning, i am sure there would be many on a list like that...

Less moaning, more farting.

less yappin = more fappin!

Friday bump!

Oh GOD OH GOD don't get me started on what's wrong with most of today's porn.

Here's a short list:

-- All the 'hack-thewy' spitting -- What was perfectly suited to being a micro-niche of it's own has spread to seemingly half or more of all porn productions of all stripes, from vanilla sex to bondage shoots and everything in between. Enough with the spitting already, you bunch of ditch-dwelling piglets. Figure out how to gob up someone's junk without this crap, it's a major turnoff.


-- Idiot guys talking -- Either the talent or the guy behind the camera. Just shut up already. When it's the talent it's usually the guy that can't shut up with the "oh yea baby do it like that, yess, yessss, oh keep going, yesss, you little cun..." well you get the idea. Or the idiot camera guy who thinks the shot needs his moronic play-by-play and stupid comments like "Does that feel good?"


-- Stock positions and all the pandering to the camera -- Just about every damn clip has the 'actors' in the same stock positions poised for the benefit of the camera view. Who fucks like that? No one. Better to let them go at it and it's up to the dumb shit working the camera to get the right shots and angles. Experienced shooters of the amateur niche know this, and it makes for great scenes that don't look so generic and stock.


-- Robotic sex, no chemistry-- goes with above. I've seen and otherwise reviewed so many scenes that look the same as the rest I lost count years ago, and shooters are still cranking the same crap out over and over with actors that seem to have zero chemistry and are just there to go through the same motions with each other and get paid.


-- Stupid music --- you'd think this tactic would have died off by the end of the 80's, but there are still so many clueless producers out there who think it's still a good idea. Please stop it. All it takes is one long look at the comments on any of the major tube sites below the thousands of vids to see that the majority of people think the music is distracting and stupid.

-- Bad sound -- Really? With today's sound equipment, wireless mics, boom mics, etc, yet so many are still relying on the annoying and mostly useless camera mic. Makes for widely varying sound levels throughout your productions, having the sound at one level while shooting from 5 feet away, and then it goes way wayyy up when you close in on the girl while she's moaning and it comes booming out of everyone's speakers. At other times you can barely hear what they're saying (if that's important to you). Bottom line is it's annoying, and it's fixable, and not for an unreasonable price either. No excuse on this.


-- Bad lighting, poor vid quality -- Do I really need to elaborate? This too has no excuse for it. It's not that hard to side-light shots, bounce it off the ceiling, make use of natural light from windows, and whenever called for try turning on the light on your vidcam (you know, for those low down between the legs deep in the crotch zone shots).



Oh there's more, but I did say 'short list', right?

I love when girls talk in porn :)

Agreed with all your points, but this this this X 1000000. Kryptonite for a boner.

I'll add one more:

-- Jerking off finale -- Seriiously, you're fucking this hot looking big titted hottie for an hour in every position imagineable, then for the money shot the only way you can blow your load is by your own hand? For the average viewer that must be a real h00t. What was a perfectly fine porn scene gets turned into a jerk vid. Great. Guys, figure out a way to get off from the girl, not from your hand. Or at least get HER to jerk you off.


Okay one more;


-- Condoms -- Sorry, I get it, some places have laws and you can't get around it, and there are obvious health risks that come with it, but the fact is when I see rubber in a scene I click 'next'. Condom use is fine and also wise in one's personal (real) life, but porn is about indulging the viewer's fantasies so it's the last place most viewers want to see them. Also a fact is that bareback sex outsells condom sex by a massively wide margin. Do all the testing and adhere to industry requirements etc that you can, but until someone invents an invisible condom well, just be mindful that it's a turnoff to a lot of viewers.

i don´t like the fact that most scenes end with a guy jerking off. If the guy is not able to cum otherwise, i would prefer a smart cut so that she takes over again when he´s about to come. But all those scenes where she makes him "crazy" but he has to go the last mile by himself - thats just boring... :2 cents:

My wife's favorite porn star moan is "my pussy, my pussy". Sometimes she jokes around and says it during sex, but it sure as fuck ain't a joke to me. I love it.

if there's one thing I wish would stop in porn, it's the guy beating his meat at the end of a scene. I'm with Lars...it's just lame.

I don't mind the girl moaning and talking so long as it seems believable. If she is giving a monologue and seems fake then it gets distracting.

To me there is nothing worse in any porn shoot then the guy behind the camera talking during the action. Nobody cares what you think and all it is does is destroy any mood the scene may have.

Another big issue with porn, at least to me, is that many of the girls either seem bored or like they are about to cry. Are the people shooting this not seeing this? Why not stop the camera and do what you need to do in order to make her comfortable. I saw a scene the other day where the girl was getting plowed by some dude and looked so bored instead of being turned on I found myself thinking, "I've had a more animated expression taking a shit!"

I just curse a lot.

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We don't do any of the things you have complained about in porn...except condoms...


so much so I don't think we make porn.

most people are like sheep and find the new and different a little scary.

Condoms, an person's life in more important than any film.

Nothing like a pornstar, trust me:)

The only thing that is missing when a pornstar begin her "yess, yes,yess,harder ...fuck me" and so on, is the music that used to be in the old German porn movies. It was terrible more like listening to a bad jam.