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Just Alex 04-16-2014 01:36 PM

Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives
 
In before brassmonkey

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...nis/index.html

:Oh crap

JFK 04-16-2014 01:38 PM

2nd story ?:helpme

VikingMan 04-16-2014 01:57 PM

Doctor to Andre: Congrats you survived! Oh but SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS

If he was suicidal before he will be even more determined to end it all now that HE DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING PENIS. This is sad but is interesting to see how it plays out.
http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncsta....jpg?ve=1&tl=1

SilentKnight 04-16-2014 04:37 PM

What are the odds of a dude named Johnson...cutting off his own johnson?


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adultchatpay 04-16-2014 04:52 PM

oh, that piece of meat is detached for a lifetime. Not that...

brassmonkey 04-16-2014 04:59 PM

after surgery :helpme my lord :( i would never murder big ben

bean-aid 04-16-2014 05:18 PM

Maybe he was hoping doc would sew a bigger penis on him if he survived?

Captain Peacock 04-16-2014 05:26 PM

There goes his though nigga credibility :1orglaugh


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