Rapper Andre Johnson severs penis, jumps off building, but survives
 

In before brassmonkey

Los Angeles (CNN) -- Rapper Andre Johnson severed his penis and jumped from a Los Angeles apartment building early Wednesday, police said.

Johnson was seriously injured, but survived the fall from the second level of the building in North Hollywood, Los Angeles Police Sgt. William Mann said.

Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbi...nis/index.html

:Oh crap

2nd story ?:helpme

Doctor to Andre: Congrats you survived! Oh but SORRY ABOUT YOUR PENIS

If he was suicidal before he will be even more determined to end it all now that HE DOES NOT HAVE A FUCKING PENIS. This is sad but is interesting to see how it plays out.
http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncsta....jpg?ve=1&tl=1

What are the odds of a dude named Johnson...cutting off his own johnson?


http://ethicalperformance.com/images...1f3d336e5a.png

oh, that piece of meat is detached for a lifetime. Not that...

after surgery :helpme my lord :( i would never murder big ben

Maybe he was hoping doc would sew a bigger penis on him if he survived?

There goes his though nigga credibility :1orglaugh