Why are all programs so fucking slow?
 

Why o why?

Slow in terms of speed or sales?

Test defragmentation. Or buy a new laptop.

You are so special.

they do not have watchdogs on their server alerting them of slow load times.

They are busy searching & eating easter eggs.

Need more infotmation. Your computer is slow? The aff programs you are using are slow to respond?

did you try turning it off and on again?

By 'slow' do you mean retarded?

Used to much valium.

i enjoy taking a dump....

dump of what?

WTF are you talking about?

time to upgrade from your 56k dial up modem.

Just need some sleep...

Get solid state flash drive.

Or use the hosted tools instead of emailing for passes or special content.

Or DVR TV shows and watch them at 3x FF.

solid thread!