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It?s Easier To Get A Gun Than A Vibrator In Georgia
Apparently vibrators kill more people than guns ? at least in Sandy Springs, Ga. You can carry a gun without a prescription, or even a criminal check. But in order to purchase a sex toy, a woman needs her doctor?s permission. No kidding!
Under a local ordinance, any woman seeking a marital aide has to go to the trouble of making an appointment with her physician, paying for the visit and providing the doc with a valid medical reason for needing a sex toy. Then if the physician deems her medically wanting and feels like giving her a prescription, she can go to the toy store. Sandy Springs? local politicians, such as former chair of the Georgia Republican Party member of the Republican National Committee Rusty Paul, fresh from campaigning on ?small government? promises, put on their puritanical boots and stomped all over women?s rights by banning the sale of sex toys without a, ?medical, scientific, educational, legislative or law enforcement,? purpose. One wonders what a valid ?legislative? purpose is ? pleasure devices at City Council meetings, perhaps? And whatever is a valid ?law enforcement? purpose? Melissa Davenport, a Sandy Springs resident suffering from multiple sclerosis, says that these items permit her and her husband to still be intimate and credits sex devices with saving her marriage. But her doctor refuses to give her a prescription. So Davenport filed a lawsuit this week seeking to overturn the city ordinance. She feels that local government has no business in the bedroom. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/05...r-marital-aid/ |
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There are hundreds of weird, arcane laws all over the country like that.
None of them are actually enforced. And by the way...for those of you who have never lived in the South...Sandy Springs is basically in Atlanta. I lived in Atlanta for a few years...PLENTY of sex shops there to buy vibrators. The Trapeze swingers club is there. And it's the capital of the world for strip clubs. Hardly the sexless, hung-up town that article is trying to paint it to be. Sandy Springs, Buckhead, Smyrna, even Kennesaw are all pretty much part of Atlanta (you can't tell where one of them ends and Atlanta begins). |
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That said, I did read a story a while back about a small town in Texas that did an undercover sting operation to catch a woman who was selling sex toys at parties. She would have parties at her house and show off the hardware to women and couples then take orders and sell them various sex toys. The local police department found out about it and sent a male and female officer undercover as a couple to one of the parties (not sure how they got invited) and they ended up arresting her when she delivered the items they had ordered. The reason was that she wasn't marketing them as a "novelty" item. Supposedly the law in that area is that they can only be sold if they are sold as a novelty and since she didn't stress that she got arrested. I had to laugh. The town spent thousands of dollars on overtime pay and court costs to ultimately settle with her and have her pay a $200 fine. She is still in business, she is now just telling the customers that these are novelty items because God forbid someone might have an orgasm using one of them. lol. |
I thought rednecks use their guns as vibrators... :winkwink:
https://d1fj4sro0cm5nu.cloudfront.ne...ms/76524.4.jpg Everybody FREEZE! This is a dick up!!! :helpme :stoned ADG |
I'm not surprised.
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i don't know about you guys but i'd get far more use out of a gun than a vibrator... ;)
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deadly vibrators, first time to see this "chart"
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My lord, tell 'em to buy freaking cucumber. Paint it black if they wish.
This guy who is in office... Clearly has never had the pleasure of watching a women fuck herself with a vibrator. Very sad. |
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This is not some obscure law such as no chewing gum on Saturday while crossing the street that was put into place in the 1920's and not enforced. It was placed into law in April of 2009 and it is enforced, thus the lawsuit. http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/n...ex_devices.pdf |
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She should have gotten one of these.
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to purchase a sex toy you need doctor permission lollll
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It's always been a very socially liberal city. And how can you require a prescription for a product that is sold over the counter and not a controlled substance by the Feds? Doesn't sound like that kind of nonsense would hold up in any court to me. I don't think that's even remotely legal in any way, shape, or form. It would be like some local politician declaring that bologna sandwiches require a doctors prescription...it makes no sense. Doesn't something have to be a prescription drug (as mandated by the Feds) to require a prescription? |
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http://i.imgur.com/I21GSKY.jpg we have a business opp! LETS DO THIS |
Isn't this the same state that wants to allow everyone to carry guns everywhere? Sounds like a bunch of dumbshit hicks to me.
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Guns make less adult, vibrator makes less children, that's the reason :)
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