Legendary "Would You Rather?" Thread
 

Answer the question from the post above you, and post the next question. (they can be negative or positive)

I'll start:

Would you rather have your face shoved in Oprah's stinky, sweaty taint for an hour? Or have a Ford F-350 run over your hand?

Oprah...

Would you rather make less doing honest business or more in shady such as stolen video tubes?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh snap!

And already, the game is fucked up

Well there is a disconnect between legality and morality so if something was shady, but still technically legal, I would in fact do it to make more money. Fuck honest money, nobody who ever became a millionaire did it honestly. Could be why Jesus made the point of it being easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to enter the kingdom of heaven, but the way I see it, our financial system is completely rigged and controlled by people with absolutely no morals, so I'll do what is necessary to survive without being too greedy about it.

Would you rather fuck your friends bodacious hot mom? Or take ten grand from the girl scout cookies table?

(now that you introduce the moral variable, I'll run with it)

I'll have to go with the lesbian thing and fuck my friend's mom - I can't bring myself to fuck over kids no matter what the other price there is to pay!!

Would you rather watch your mom suck a guy's dirty cock or save her the humiliation and suck it yourself?

My mom already sucks her new husband's dirty cock so if I had to watch, things would just stay the same afterwards and I would be in very little contact with either of them.

Would you rather kill your neighbors dog for shitting on your lawn? Or force your girlfriend to eat chipotle day after day and watch her slowly become a fat slob?

Your questions are harsh :)

Would you rather has a live chicken shoved up your ass or lick the rancid nut sack of George W Bush?

Ironic cause the live chicken up the ass was one that crossed my mind when deciding what to put for the first one. I'll do it when I have to shit so he pecks at the shit and not my flesh.

Would you rather jump on a live grenade to save your comrades? Or jump with the guy everybody likes the least as a human shield?

MiamiBoyz did not answer the question and you, as OP, let it slide. Not the best management of this game :1orglaugh

Looks like legendary on this thread will stay for sure

AJ doesn't have any morals and he parades around like wonder woman. Shame.

The wonder woman thing as I recall was purely out of your homo-erotic imagination, but I would rather fuck wonder woman on her period of justice than fight batman. He was trained by fucking Ras Al Ghoul and my training is inferior to that.

Somebody answer the unanswered questions and post your own. How fucking hard is it to follow simple rules?

Fine I'll keep it going.

A sadistic psychopath holds your parents hostage and says you gotta fuck the one that he'll kill as a sacrifice for the other one to survive. So would you rather fuck your mother so your father can survive? Or fuck your father so your mother can survive?