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johnnyloadproductions 07-30-2014 07:05 PM

Who says you can't pick up girls on scooters? My Colombian GF
 
http://i.imgur.com/AlUMS0h.jpg
Took her for a test drive and figured this was the best setup to show her what driving it is like, she's been hooked ever since... 2 months ago.
http://i.imgur.com/yCtClDo.jpg
Enjoying an evening with drinks

http://i.imgur.com/YVfL7A0.jpg
Taking a break from work

http://i.imgur.com/26BOqcq.jpg
Happy she fixed the keychain I bought for her.

http://i.imgur.com/O0xn0C9.jpg
My Little Scientist

http://i.imgur.com/YpXGouQ.jpg
My personal drink holder!
...Bon Voyage

TeenCat 07-30-2014 07:14 PM

tits or gtfo

Magnetron 07-30-2014 07:21 PM

You need to scoot up a little closer to her.

jackchen 07-30-2014 07:27 PM

good job

VikingMan 07-30-2014 07:37 PM

she is lovely

Arnox 07-30-2014 07:56 PM

She's adorable!

brassmonkey 07-30-2014 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 20176536)
You need to scoot up a little closer to her.

maybe he didnt pay yet? :Oh crap

Seth Manson 07-30-2014 08:03 PM

A bad ride beats a good walk.

Spunky 07-30-2014 08:10 PM

That's how the ballers roll yo

RyuLion 07-30-2014 08:17 PM

Mine is a cute-E too!
https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/...4f&oe=54399746

RyuLion 07-30-2014 08:19 PM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.n...65817138_n.jpg

John-ACWM 07-31-2014 03:33 AM

Nice pics, enjoy your rides :thumbsup

georgeyw 07-31-2014 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magnetron (Post 20176536)
You need to scoot up a little closer to her.

And crush her ballsack?

EngineCash 07-31-2014 04:08 AM

You are so cute... :)

Lichen 07-31-2014 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20176577)
Mine is a cute-E too!

this thread isn't about you

you insecure fat fuck

Rikki-Nyx 07-31-2014 05:02 AM

Why do guys go to poor countries to date girls

johnnyloadproductions 07-31-2014 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx (Post 20176823)
Why do guys go to poor countries to date girls

Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence? :)

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

acctman 07-31-2014 05:37 AM

i guess riding bitch behind a female is better than bitch behind a dude

michael.kickass 07-31-2014 05:43 AM

She's cute dude. :thumbsup

marcush 07-31-2014 05:52 AM

lucky man! :thumbsup

Ferus 07-31-2014 06:04 AM

Reminds me I have to go pick up my bike today :) - got new wiseco valves in it.
But dont need to pick up girls, since I'm happily married

http://i57.tinypic.com/2rh2trm.jpg

johnnyloadproductions 07-31-2014 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 20176864)
Reminds me I have to go pick up my bike today :) - got new wiseco valves in it.
But dont need to pick up girls, since I'm happily married

http://i57.tinypic.com/2rh2trm.jpg

I used to have a GSX r600, they're so much fun! They are dangerous though, managed to never get a ticket or get hurt despite getting up to 150.

The thing I love about that Honda metropolitan we are riding is the suspension is almost completely bottomed between the two of us, I always have to brace when we cross potholes or railroad tracks. They way we ride is illegal, but we've never had a problem.

Honda metropolitan brand new is $2k and insurance is $75 for full converage 12 months. I weight just over 200 pounds and it gets 100-110 mpg with me on there... oh, and I get smiles from everyone when I drive by :) Double when the two of us ride.

Ferus 07-31-2014 06:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20176866)
I used to have a GSX r600, they're so much fun! They are dangerous though, managed to never get a ticket or get hurt despite getting up to 150.

The thing I love about that Honda metropolitan we are riding is the suspension is almost completely bottomed between the two of us, I always have to brace when we cross potholes or railroad tracks. They way we ride is illegal, but we've never had a problem.

Honda metropolitan brand new is $2k and insurance is $75 for full converage 12 months. I weight just over 200 pounds and it gets 100-110 mpg with me on there... oh, and I get smiles from everyone when I drive by :) Double when the two of us ride.

Good thing about being 35+ years old, is Insurance drop a lot. I pay 1/4 of what I paid when I was under 30.

I ride 50-60 miles to Work each day - mostly hightway, but If i was living in the city, a scooter or 250cc super-motard would be my second bike for sure.

mineistaken 07-31-2014 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20176828)
Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence? :)

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

I am sure she would love you sharing this story on porn board.
Have some decency............

johnnyloadproductions 07-31-2014 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20176897)
I am sure she would love you sharing this story on porn board.
Have some decency............

At my expense of being a tool, perhaps some of the hapless keyboard warriors on here will find true love. :wetkiss

RyuLion 07-31-2014 06:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lichen (Post 20176795)
this thread isn't about you

you insecure fat fuck

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rikki-Nyx 07-31-2014 06:47 AM

She's very average looking to be going through any kind of hassle for

johnnyloadproductions 07-31-2014 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx (Post 20176916)
She's very average looking to be going through any kind of hassle for

Large brain, PhD in physics.

Tell me, Eddie, how many time will you try to start a paysite in the vein of FTV or modeling site to only have it shutdown?

going on 3+ times now :)

Rikki-Nyx 07-31-2014 08:18 AM

I don't own any porn sites.. who's eddie?

johnnyloadproductions 07-31-2014 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx (Post 20177082)
I don't own any porn sites.. who's eddie?

I've got proof but I could care less because I like you Eddie, I just wish you wouldn't keep shooting yourself in the foot. :2 cents:

mineistaken 07-31-2014 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rikki-Nyx (Post 20176916)
She's very average looking to be going through any kind of hassle for

You are a tool if you do not value personality. As long as the looks are good enough for your taste, as lets be honest, you must be attracted physically of course.

DamianJ 07-31-2014 08:39 AM

"Darling, look what I did to show my love for you, that's right, I posted your pictures on a porn board."

Pipecrew 07-31-2014 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20176828)
.

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

I will save you some time. Colombians want two things

1) money
2) a way to get the fuck of of Colombia

johnnyloadproductions 07-31-2014 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pipecrew (Post 20177134)
I will save you some time. Colombians want two things

1) money
2) a way to get the fuck of of Colombia

Looks like it's time to make some anchor babies! :)

LMAO

TeenCat 07-31-2014 08:57 AM

still no tits ...

Markul 07-31-2014 08:59 AM

Congrats.............?

Rochard 07-31-2014 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20176828)
Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence? :)

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

She's cute, but way too much information.

PaperstreetWinston 07-31-2014 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20177241)
She's cute, but way too much information.

He's obviously just happy :) :) :)

Enjoy the romance while it lasts :helpme

1215 07-31-2014 12:01 PM

Wonder if any ladies got to see your bike seat ass

Magnetron 07-31-2014 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20176828)
Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence? :)

I didn't see any cornfield backgrounds in your pics.

Magnetron 07-31-2014 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20177241)
She's cute, but way too much information.

From the King of TMI himself.

Which means way way way too much information.

The Porn Nerd 07-31-2014 12:25 PM

Wow I didn't know you had such long hair....and your GF looks like a dude....oh wait, I may have you two mixed up. :D

atom 07-31-2014 12:33 PM

Congrats on being happy! If you are ever up in the Minneapolis area, lets do dinner. I'll buy.

LeeD 07-31-2014 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyloadproductions (Post 20176828)
Did you look at the keychain she is holding? Look at my location under my user handle!

...coincidence? :)

She's here for a while doing postdoc work in Ames lab. I made her promise over a year ago that if she came back here she would hang out with me.

I've never been so patient with a girl. I took her out and started by saying good bye with a hug.
Fed her a nice dinner, held her hand and she grew alarmed that she didn't want to get attached to anyone because she was supposed to go back to Colombia. I kissed her goodbye later that night.

I kept at it, she resisted, she told me she made a promise to another Colombian man while she was in Spain to be with him, etc.

I started with more intense makeout sessions, heavy petting, than I started dry humping her, then dry humping her hard!
After one session I planted a kiss on her crotch and then I managed to get fellatio.

She freaked out about the whole thing, and I had sex with her the first time this past Friday after 2+ hours of talking in a coffee shop...

It scares her as I'm the only non-Colombian she's been with, unlike guys who will be with anyone, girls tend to only like being with their own race; we're both white for the most part however. We will see, culture and family may get the best of her but according to her I make her so happy.

It was a 6-8 week time frame but I was patient. I'm the 5th guy she's been with and she's older than me, my 22nd.

Awww, that's actually sweet, hope it goes well for you!

_Richard_ 07-31-2014 12:38 PM

sigh. met some random chick in vegas who was a 'doctor from columbia'.. figured she was a hooker and booked it

chicks from columbia are definitely worth a conversation


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