BMNN Reporting Joan Rivers in Critical Condition
 

Brass Monkey News Network has learned from its sources that Joan Rivers is in critical condition in a New York City hospital. Outside the hospital 4 black teens were gunned down by police.

I love that she's alive and working in front of the camera at 81 AND that she smokes weed! Undeniably a kick ass woman

fuck you monster :love2suck:thefinger

The BM News Network, LMFAO!

I like Joan Rivers. My wife watches her fashion show and from time to time I catch some of it. She's fucking funny.

Damn, hope she's OK. She's an icon.

She once said that she'd love to do porn, but most of her body was under 18. :)

All of these women's magazines always have recipes for fancy cakes. What do I want to make a fancy cake for? So my husband can say "my wife makes a great cake" while he's shtupping some other woman?