Steve Jobs is probably rolling in his grave....wtf is that iwatch crap
 

damnnnnn wtf....

but yes it will sells millllions of units

so will you rather flash your Rolex/Breitling/etc or the Apple watch? ;)

Please.

http://www.patek.com/contents/default/en/home.html

Juicy will be on a lawn chair in Manhattan for a month waiting for the iCockRing in 2Q 2016

i would.. hehe

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Apple watch monitor jerking off?

yeah - seems like it tracks your movements - so you can now compete who's jerking off faster

I'd buy one.

You can say that again ;)

I need to measure my SPM (Strokes per Minute) to see if I am improving or does it go up or down when I switch hands

i'll get me one of those

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxHFkPgIEAAgi5b.jpg:large

Yup.

http://i1.walesonline.co.uk/incoming...-472477974.jpg

looks nice but who needs a watch in 2014?

http://images.apple.com/v/watch/a/ov...hero_large.jpg

its funny that people actually watch a commercial product presentation, seen as some magical 'event' by the sheep, because Apple told them so...

it's a fucking commercial!

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Rolex and all the rest are sitting at home praying that this is a HUGE hit.

If it is a hit, they will sell Rolex 'cases' for your Apple Watch the same way others sell phone cases... but these will be diamond encrusted 18K gold 23,000 dollar cases on your wrist.

not really something special

"but yes it will sells millllions of units"

http://www.audemarspiguet.com/en/ real man watch

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I Don't Know I knew someday this mobile technology would all come down to fancy wristwatches and bling bling

He'll be right side up again. He already flipped over once when god told him Aston Kutcher played him in his movie.

Shut up and take my money

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Apple is just throwing their marketing juice behind wearable tech.

Just like cellphones transformed into smartphones, which are really portable computers that just happen to make phonecalls, smartwatches are computers you wear and that just happen to tell the time.

Shit's gonna get crazy in the next few years.

Reminds me of Jay-Z.

People tell me "Jay-Z is a rapper." I say "no, Jay-Z is a businessman that just happens to rap."

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Laugh now, but I wouldn't be surprised that in a couple of years we'll be wearing something like that. Flexible screens are on the horizon.

Remember when the best, most expensive cellphones were the smallest ones? :1orglaugh

Hahaha no joke.

Sundial people on cloudy days?

I wear a watch all the time - and still get asked what time it is quite often.

Quicker to glance at my wrist than wake up my SG4. And it's a good-lookin' fashion accessory (not that I subscribe to fashion, albeit).

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Apple fans love flushing money down the toilet..

Its amazing.