Just Got Out Of Jail For Income Tax Evasion!
 

Damn guys... I just did 2 years in federal prison for tax evasion... in 2006-2010 I was making about 1M every year as an affiliate in the exposed celeb niche and well I cut the IRS short on my payments to them, not that I didn't pay them anything, I paid a lot... I just skimmed off the top a bit. Thinking ah no biggie if anything they will just ask for the back pay and maybe a fine... shiat... they came at me like I was a damn mobster, raided my house in a private gated community at gunpoint took all my shit and threw my ass in jail. I still can't believe how hard the IRS/FEDS came at me. :mad: The judge gave me the same treatment... treated me like a POS, I have no record at all and he gave me the maximum on my guidelines saying that I was scum for the business I was in and a crook for cheating the good people of the United States by not paying all my taxes due bla bla bla.

Anyways, it has been a ruff last few years and I am ready to get back at it again... I was curious if anyone knew of any exposed celeb sites that are paying on time and converting well with targeted traffic? I tried Gossip kings for a second but went like 0:2000 and that aint going to cut it... I am used to like 1:150 on my sites. Now I know it has changed a bit since 2010 but could it be that bad? One of my sites gets about 20M Google term searches a month but I need to get the site back in a good spot in the serps as being gone for so long hurt my rankings... hell I was not even indexed in Bing/Yahoo because of a .htaccess error lol Damn, hope I can do this shit again. :Oh crap

Were u incorporated during those years or u just earn it personally and didn't want to pay those taxes? I am in Canada and my inc only pay around 15% after all those expense deduct, its reasonable. If u were making 1m a year, and didnt inc then its really hard to hide anything from the tax men.

Like incorporating shields you from the IRS. :1orglaugh

I was set up as an LLC. I knew I was shorting them, just had no idea they would come at me so hard. I paid like 20% every year but shorted them the other 15%. I should of had a finacial advisor and good accountant but did it all on my own. Lesson learned on that one. lol

You are outright admitting that you actively shorted them. That's what screwed you. That's why it wasn't a penalty and a payback. You purposely shorted them.

Oh don't get me wrong when they came at me I played dumb. Like oh shit my bad let me cut you a check. But they didn't want that they wanted the indictment. I paid like 500k cash to them towards the amount owed and they indicted me a week later. The Fed is ruthless.

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Did someone rat you out?

you got hard lesson, i hope you get back fast

No, thats not what I mean, theres rules in this society and if u trying to break any rules someday u gonna suffer. Any legit business should not be greedy or at least in a legal and smart way. I mean look u making money, whats the difference shorting them 5% 50,000 dollars more its really nothing but will get u lots of troubles? Worth it? no, I really dont know why people get so greedy sometime its not like they dont have food or strave to death, when ur business grows, u make more, u pay more tax but in the end, u actually make more safe money, and worry free.

No... the bank Bank of America flagged and reported me due to the high amount of wires to my accounts. I guess I was under investigation for 2 years before the raid. I should have known something was up when Bank of America closed all my accounts with no reason. When you make that kind of money though you think you are a king and fuck em. DOH!

whats your contact info? email/icq/skype

Should have opened an account in some offshore bank or at least Europe / Asia

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Not sure if an EU bank would have helped much...

Damn, what a story! Were your sites running while you were in jail? You have any cash left / stashed away, or did they take all of it?

Anyway, I have something very hot in the exposed celebs niche, drop me an email: guyceleb / gmail.com

Why'd you bother paying any taxes? You got the same penalty. :)

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Lol no I was in a Federal Prison Camp thank god... there is actually a lot of cool peeps in for just dumb crazy shit.

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Where do you live? Do you think local community standards had anything to do with the length of your sentence?

It sounds like you were able to keep all your sites, which is a huge advantage to rebuilding your network of sites. You're lucky the feds didn't confiscate them and sell them off to the highest bidder. Good luck!

yep when you don't hand the government your hard earned cash it's all out war for them. Funny how that's the most horrible thing you can do to those fucks. We're all fucking cattle being milked dry.

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Big banks steal billions and get fined, nobody goes to prison. You short the IRS a few hundered K and get 2 years of prison. Funny how that works. Good luck in your return :thumbsup

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It is easier to fuck up a small person then big person,meaning big person can afford top notch legal protection while small person cant do shit in most cases.And there is another paradox:
if you dont pay taxes at all, you will be less screwed then if you skim it.
Same can applied to many other things,for example if you drive a car and you dont have driving license at all,you will pay less penalty then driving a car with having driving license but dont having a document(driver license document).

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Damn. That totally sucks man.

Did you ignore warnings from them or something? Surprising they would just raid you out of the blue like that.

Hopefully you put a few of those millions elsewhere overseas, in hard to get to accounts.

I will shoot you an email in a bit... we may be able to work something out for sure. I will include my ph#.

You can send e-mail to me as well,i will give you some free tips how to organize your business better.

Thats fine and dandy, but if you live in the US and need $ to live, lol...you have to bring it back. Once it hits a US account (even a foreign acct with your name on it) its up for grabs

If you want to just store it overseas, then sure

It's sickening all those scumbags on Wall Street get to walk around free.

Yes there is a new thingy called FACTA law which obligate europe and many other countries to share data about their american customers.And what is crazy,even if you are american which work in europe,you still need to report your revenues to US IRS,so there is a chance how there is need to pay for double taxes.

celebiz, sucks you got nabbed up for something like that. Sad how big biz in USA can get out of anything, when all of us little guys are helpless. You got screwed bigtime imo

haha back to committing crime. classic adult biz right there bro. roll tube.

Was it in Pensacola by chance?

I ask because I did time twice in a Fed camp in Pensacola for pretty much the same shit but not really. They are so unfair when it comes to that.
They came in guns blazing as if I had bin laden hiding in the house.
All because I had a ton of money coming in and they wanted to know who what where when and why.
It was a mess because after I proved one thing it was something else. Then another and another. They would not stop until I just accepted guilt for doing something wrong even though they could never figure out what.
No I was not perfect but it was not worth it to keep fighting with them so they could make something small in to something and I lose it all.
It got to the point where I could have picked what I wanted to go to jail for or so it seemed that way. My lawyer went over all my options and we got everything I wanted.
Still have to plea guilty and do a little time in a camp which was a joke if you ask me.
More laws broken there then I have ever seen. My crew and I along with our bosses who were paid to work with us were raided by the ATF while in prison LOL.
Some people got more time while in prison then they were given from the judge in the first place.

The IRS raided my mates home in Ohio a few years ago. Ripped the place to shreds as if he was a terrorist hiding anthrax. He had everything in order and in the end they could not get him on a single charge in regards to taxes. Apologies? Nope.

Freedom. Fuck yea!

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Interesting story. Glad you are out. Wish you luck on getting back to making money.
Story about how much reddit made from the hacked celeb pics. Not selling the content, just people buying each other gold.
http://www.wired.com/2014/09/celeb-pics-reddit-gold/

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Any interesting stories? :)

Got 2 years for a tax evasion? That's a very serious punishment for a self employed person IMHO. In my country you would be just fined for that in cause if you were caught for a first time. Also the law here can not be enforced, if the tax evasion crime was committed more than 3 years ago (a statute of limitations).

Tell that to hodorovski

And Conde Nast will be moving into 1 World Trade Center this fall occupying 24 entire floors. They are making some serious money.

1) Khodorkovsky wasn't a self employed person.
2) Khodorkovsky was charged for many crimes including contract killing.

So here are two hints for you:

1) Don't kill people and you won't share the Khodorkovsky's fate.
2) Stop posting bullshit to this board.