why cannibals don't eat comedians?
 

because they taste funny lol

or they don't have brainnns... :winkwink:

Heard that joke as a kid.. but it was why don't sharks eat clowns.. still lame :1orglaugh

lulz, more jokes please

old but gold :)

Me: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

You: I don't know, why do elephants paint their toenails red?

Me: To hide in cherry trees silly. Now, you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

You: Nope.

Me: See how well they hide?

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Me: What is the difference between an elephant and a grape?

You: I don't know, what is the difference between and elephant and a grape?

Me: Well, elephants are gray and grapes are purple, duh. Now what did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

You: I don't know. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?

Me: She said, "Here come the elephants". Now what did Tarzan say?

You: Here come the elephants?

Me: Nope, he said here come the grapes. he was color blind.






I got a million of em. I'll be playing all week, make sure to catch the late show where I get dirty. Oh and don't forget to tip the waitresses they work hard to make sure you have a great time :thumbsup

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hahahaha, good one

that was so obvious :)

1965 wants its jokes back

Q: What's green and noisy?

A: A thundering herd of pickles!


Thank you! I'll be here all week.

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:1orglaugh a classic.

whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white?

A nun falling down the stairs

a horse enters a bar, approaches the bartender and starts staring at him

the bartender says "hey, why long face?"

lol

Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny and an SEO Expert walked into a bar.

Bartender says now wait a minute here, everyone knows there's no such thing as an SEO Expert.





bada bing.

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How do you get 100 dead babies into a trash can?
With a blender.

How do you get them out?
With a straw.

What's worse than 10 dead babies is 1 trash can?
1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one on the bottom eating its way out.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can use a pitchfork to unload the dead babies.

Why do you use a pitchfork to unload a truckload of dead babies?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.

What's pink, red, and sits in the corner?
A dead baby chewing on razor blades.

What's black, green, and sits in the corner?
Same baby 3 weeks later.

What's blue, sparking, and hungry?
A dead baby trying to breast feed from a wall socket.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
I don't f*** rocks.

What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?
Realizing that you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

What's more fun than stapling dead babies to the wall?
Ripping them off again.

What's pink, purple, and covered in pus?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to the bumper.

What's pink, bubbling, and scratching at the window?
A dead baby in a microwave.

they give u gas :helpme

I read the thread title as:

Why Cannibis Don't Eat Comedians :error