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Mutt 10-12-2014 06:24 PM

Oldest Guy You've Had Sex With?
 
Don't be shy, you're amongst friends here. Could be an uncle, guidance counselor, single guy in the house with the windows shuttered down the street , shop teacher ..............

lagwagon 10-12-2014 06:27 PM

How long until someone says " I love only one man, Jesus Christ."?

420 10-12-2014 06:34 PM

self counts?

JFK 10-12-2014 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagwagon (Post 20251610)
How long until someone says " I love only one man, Jesus Christ."?

Amen:pimp

MediaGuy 10-12-2014 06:36 PM

Every day, in every way, I cannot lie... it is I.

:D

MiamiBoyz 10-12-2014 07:07 PM

That would be my junior high school english teacher (I had graduated high school and was legal). We over to his place and gave him the blow job I always fantasied about when I was in his class checking out the bulge in his pants.

My first black cock but certainly not the last!

Dvae 10-12-2014 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20251607)
Don't be shy, you're amongst friends here. Could be an uncle, guidance counselor, single guy in the house with the windows shuttered down the street , shop teacher ..............

You go first...

Rochard 10-12-2014 07:21 PM

I've never had sex with a man.

When I was a kid, twenty-one or so, I used to bang a fifty-five year old. It was pretty cool really. I was flat broke and she just wanted to fuck a young buck. She was my sugar mommy. We would get all dressed up and go to fancy hotels and get hammered. Great times.

JesseQuinn 10-12-2014 08:34 PM

37. he's fit as fuck with a babyface though so he looks 25 :) old dudes and 'authority figure' types don't do a thing for me.

2MuchMark 10-12-2014 09:51 PM

I was 18, she was 33 and spectacular.

Mutt 10-12-2014 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20251681)
I was 18, he was 33 and spectacular.

You met him where?

EddyTheDog 10-12-2014 10:12 PM

Turkish taxi driver - He looked old anyway - Kinda hot though...

Spunky 10-12-2014 10:23 PM

I'm not a homo.oldest woman was 43

XXXBizXXX 10-13-2014 12:35 AM

Oldest woman was 41 and she was amazing :love2suck

SylviaMaroon 10-13-2014 12:40 AM

42 - I was 20, I regret it so much.. I was in my daddy phase..

Tom.K 10-13-2014 01:17 AM

amateurs... :) my oldest woman was 70. I was 27 that time. after that had several ladies around 60.

when I think about it, I would gladly change one with 60 for 3 of 20...

Klen 10-13-2014 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20251746)
amateurs... :) my oldest woman was 70. I was 27 that time. after that had several ladies around 60.

when I think about it, I would gladly change one with 60 for 3 of 20...

Well necrophilia is niche too :1orglaugh

nico-t 10-13-2014 05:07 AM

the gay responses are honest but absolutely horrible to picture... trying to erase those 2 unbelievable gross pictures in my head, curled up in the fetal position in the shower....

Juicy D. Links 10-13-2014 05:31 AM

me and Mutt have gay sex

ruff 10-13-2014 05:39 AM

He was about 40 with a nice cock.

michael.kickass 10-13-2014 05:55 AM

I don't have sex with guys.

MrTrollkien 10-13-2014 05:59 AM

Hmmmmmm.

CurrentlySober 10-13-2014 06:00 AM

i cant a4d a guy to fuck... :(

ilnjscb 10-13-2014 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SylviaMaroon (Post 20251728)
42 - I was 20, I regret it so much.. I was in my daddy phase..

Why regret?

CaptainHowdy 10-13-2014 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20251607)
Don't be shy, you're amongst friends here. Could be an uncle, guidance counselor, single guy in the house with the windows shuttered down the street , shop teacher ..............

https://gfy.com/image.php?u=38115&dateline=1383007038

American Psycho 10-13-2014 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20251688)
Turkish taxi driver - He looked old anyway - Kinda hot though...

Mental picture:
old falafel smelling taxi cab
hairy sweaty old falafel smelling turkish guy who's on the DL
flys
man sex in alley next to falafel store
jihad
Being stoned to death when caught
I think im hungry for some falafel

seeandsee 10-13-2014 08:37 AM

I am still stucked at 25yr and less years old babes on my count, from 18 to 25

romeo22 10-13-2014 08:41 AM

I was 18 when i had sex with 56yo woman,It was great experience for sure.She did the hole job herself

MediaGuy 10-13-2014 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20252035)


NaughtyRob 10-13-2014 12:33 PM

Why? Curious.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom.K (Post 20251746)
amateurs... :) my oldest woman was 70. I was 27 that time. after that had several ladies around 60.

when I think about it, I would gladly change one with 60 for 3 of 20...


mineistaken 10-13-2014 12:41 PM

No sex with men.

EddyTheDog 10-13-2014 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20251864)
the gay responses are honest but absolutely horrible to picture... trying to erase those 2 unbelievable gross pictures in my head, curled up in the fetal position in the shower....

Fucking drama queen:upsidedow...

EddyTheDog 10-13-2014 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho (Post 20252043)
Mental picture:
old falafel smelling taxi cab
hairy sweaty old falafel smelling turkish guy who's on the DL
flys
man sex in alley next to falafel store
jihad
Being stoned to death when caught
I think im hungry for some falafel

Falafel lovers have the best sex - Dirty and tasty all at the same time...

420 10-13-2014 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20251884)
me and Mutt have gay sex

Its not gay when one of you dresses up like a woman.


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